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@penguinitoguate.bsky.social
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Human being. Reader. Writer. Translator. Editor.
Progressive/Leftist. Atheist.
Gringo who's lived half his life in Guatemala.
Husband. Daddy of doggies.
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A post from Patton Oswalt that says: What if the Trump-blowing-Clinton image is BEYOND graphic but also so weirdly erotic and human that it gives both men a redeeming third act and inspires an amazing Broadway musical? And a response post from Jamie Rockwell that essays: "A Cockwork Orange." ... ... I'll let myself out.
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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They've done it.
An even more ridiculous version of the Swasticar.
Yeee-hawww!
A photo of a parked Cybertruck, with US and Texas flags attached to the rear and a set of Longhorn horns on the hood.
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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A post from Stacy Cay @StacyCay If a trans woman became the world champion in bubble blowing you'd hear some shit about male saliva density and lip stiffness.
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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A post by pete_stop MAGA is now saying Mamdani's wife, Rama Duwaji, is a man. I've said it before and I'll say it again, conservatives can no longer look at a woman without thinking about cock, and I think that's hilarious.
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Welcome to Gilead
(if they get their way)
Three posts: First, from Rachel Janfaza, @RachelJanfaza, posted the night of the election, November 4, 2025: Young women are the story of tonight. 81% for Mamdani in NYC 80% for Sherrill in NJ 78% for Spanberger in VA per NBC's exit polls. —-—-— A response next from Defiant Baptist, @DefiantBaptist: Eventually, you'll agree with us that it's time to repeal the 19th Amendment, and it may be sooner rather than later. —-—-— Followed by a response to both from Eric Conn, @Eric_Conn: Women are destroying the country with their vote.
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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A post by TheLeftistLawyer Just going to get my Jewish butt in front of the awful thinkpieces that are coming and say that if you think Jews are safer under murdering racist piece of shit leaders like Trump and Netanyahu than under a man like Mamdani who sees the humanity in every person, you don't want safety, you want to use Judaism as a cover for your own white supremacy.
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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A post by jonnytwospoons: My uncle is 106 years old and a D Day veteran. He explained at length how his experiences taught him to love Trump Vance and Musk. It's the first time he's ever talked about his time in the SS.
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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A post from btsnyder with a photo of a black leather couch, with the words "Her pleather leggings reminded him of his first lover."
October 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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A cartoon of two stereotypical witches. One is cooking a potion in a cauldron, while the other reads a book titled ‘101 Spells’. The one with the book is saying "It says if you can't get Satan's wart, you can substitute with Stephen Miller".
October 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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A picture of Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" album cover. Above the photo, this: "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey returned to 500K daily Spotify streams on Saturday, October 25th. Below the photo, this tweet from Løri@haylsho: Due to global warming, Mariah Carey unfroze quicker this year. This is why we need to save the planet.
October 30, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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The second panel of the Simpsons meme, where Homer is saying to Bart: "so far". But there are no words on this meme, just the recognizable situation.
October 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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He wants it to be like Vlad's
Donald and Ivana at the overly ornate, white and gold-plated, rococo monstrosity, the Winter Palace, in Leningrad in 1987.
October 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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A photo of Kid Rock, in sunglasses and a white cowboy hat, in front of a wall painted with a red-white-and-blue American Bald Eagle. Below, a tweet from Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer If Evel Knievel and Liberace had a baby and fed it nothing but lead paint and meth, well, you'd have Kid Rock.
October 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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A screen shot of a headline and sub-head from The Guardian: Nobel peace prize. Norway braces for Trump's reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize. US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says. Why is Donald Trump so obsessed with winning the peace prize? Miranda Bryant, Nordic correspondent Thu 9 Oct 2025 11.26 EDT With hours to go until the announcement of this year's Nobel peace prize, Norwegian politicians were steeling themselves for potential repercussions to US-Norway relations if it is not awarded to Donald Trump.
October 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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October 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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A tweet from Paul Rudnick The words say: That moment when Pam Bondi shrieked at Congress, "I'M A CAREER PROSECUTOR! DON'T YOU EVER DARE QUESTION MY INTEGRITY!" and below there is a split-screen picture, with Bondi on the left in mid-yell, and on the right, Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford in ‘Mommie Dearest’, in the "no wire hangars" scene, with cold-cream on her face and get hair pulled back, screaming. Both pictures have the same unhinged yelling-white-woman vibe.
October 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Seven of Nine, from ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ looks down at a phone (that someone is holding up to the TV screen) with an expression of absolute disgust
October 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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A quote from a post on Threads, by @ musing on the go: "Just had a conversation with a nice French couple who said the problem with American protests is that we schedule them one by one instead of showing up every night until the change happens."
October 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Seen over on TheVisageTome
An AI image of person covered entire in pieces of paper, leaving against a wall, while masked and stemmed ICE agents emerging from a black ICE van ignore them. One of the agents says "I don't see anything!" The caption says "Breaking News: Clever migrant wears Epstein files to hide from Trump Administration".
October 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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This is what Trump and Hegseth had in mind.

It's not what they got.
A photo of a military parade in North Korea, with thousands of troops in perfect choreographed alignment. At the center is the officials’ viewing stand decorated with giant flags and huge portraits of the leaders. A photo of an audience made up entirely of North Korean military officers in uniform, giving a standing ovation and cheering, in an obviously performative show of extreme enthusiasm
October 1, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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This is what both PH and DT wanted (and I'm sure they're livid that they didn't get it)
A photo of North Korean generals standing and ostentatiously and performatively clapping enthusiastically
September 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Take this as encouragement for the upcoming week.
Punch some motherfucking nazis.
Indiana Jones punching a Nazi
September 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM