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Human being. Reader. Writer. Translator. Editor.
Progressive/Leftist. Atheist.
Gringo who's lived half his life in Guatemala.
Husband. Daddy of doggies.
Except for Oberon's Cathy going cross-eyed and looking like she's quietly choking on a chicken bone during her in-bed death scene.
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November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"But he's so dreamy... and volatile."
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"But, see... You're missing the point. I'm so rich and so important that I can't be allowed to die, so we've got to get AI really working so it can figure out how to upload me. Now, surely, you can understand why that's much more important than helping all those [*shudder*] poor people."
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
"frozen" + "hot" chocolate is an oxymoron

The correct terms are "(milk)shake"/"slushie"
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Based on those excerpts, I feel that someone, somewhere, in the chain of writing-to-publication should have been tied to a chair and slapped around by an editor.
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 AM
All of this comes across to me as a bad author (who 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 needs an editor to tie her to a chair and slap her around for a bit) who's a trying-too-hard, wannabe, weird (but in a mystical, spiritual, fae way) manic pixie dream girl.
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Still hoping for some sort of cerebral event that leaves him totally lucid (for a change) and aware of his surroundings, but completely unable to communicate.
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Jodie Foster

And I don't know why.
I just can't stand her.
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November 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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“I am sorry, but the country you are trying to reach is no longer in service. If you feel like you have reached this message in error, then call your local Congress member & demand the #25thAmendment

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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We are headed to some sort omnishambles of a polycrisis entirely of his own making of which his pedophilia will only be one element
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
something something Monroe Doctrine something something Great Powers something something Sphere of Influence something something

i.e. "Look over there!"
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Megyn Kelly being more concerned with the psychological damage that might result from kids seeing a Black Santa Claus than a middle-aged man forcing himself on an underage girl sums up the ethical and moral bankruptcy of MAGA.
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM