Except for Oberon's Cathy going cross-eyed and looking like she's quietly choking on a chicken bone during her in-bed death scene.
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"But he's so dreamy... and volatile."

"But, see... You're missing the point. I'm so rich and so important that I can't be allowed to die, so we've got to get AI really working so it can figure out how to upload me. Now, surely, you can understand why that's much more important than helping all those [*shudder*] poor people."

"frozen" + "hot" chocolate is an oxymoron

The correct terms are "(milk)shake"/"slushie"

Based on those excerpts, I feel that someone, somewhere, in the chain of writing-to-publication should have been tied to a chair and slapped around by an editor.

All of this comes across to me as a bad author (who 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 needs an editor to tie her to a chair and slap her around for a bit) who's a trying-too-hard, wannabe, weird (but in a mystical, spiritual, fae way) manic pixie dream girl.

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Still hoping for some sort of cerebral event that leaves him totally lucid (for a change) and aware of his surroundings, but completely unable to communicate.

Jodie Foster

And I don't know why.
I just can't stand her.
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“I am sorry, but the country you are trying to reach is no longer in service. If you feel like you have reached this message in error, then call your local Congress member & demand the #25thAmendment”

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

We are headed to some sort omnishambles of a polycrisis entirely of his own making of which his pedophilia will only be one element

something something Monroe Doctrine something something Great Powers something something Sphere of Influence something something

i.e. "Look over there!"

Megyn Kelly being more concerned with the psychological damage that might result from kids seeing a Black Santa Claus than a middle-aged man forcing himself on an underage girl sums up the ethical and moral bankruptcy of MAGA.