Pejman Yousefzadeh 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱👑
@pejmanesque.bsky.social
POTUS (Pejman of the United States). Lawyer. Writer @BulwarkOnline. #Slytherclaw. Libertarian pragmatist. Aspiring Lamed Vavnik. Links here: https://linktr.ee/pejmanyousefzadeh. Слава Україні. .עַם יִשְׂרָאֵל חַי
Donald Trump and his supporters are trash.
Donald Trump and his supporters are trash.
Pinned
We are going to have to hear about the Montreal Cognitive Assessment for four more goddamned years.
I don’t know who did this, and I don’t know why. But I *do* know three things:
1. I *do* know they I hope the guardsmen are okay and that they heal quickly.
1. I *do* know they I hope the guardsmen are okay and that they heal quickly.
Live Updates: Two National Guard Members Shot Near White House
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I don’t know who did this, and I don’t know why. But I *do* know three things:
1. I *do* know they I hope the guardsmen are okay and that they heal quickly.
1. I *do* know they I hope the guardsmen are okay and that they heal quickly.
If only.
Bill Ackman and Stephen Miller and Steve Bannon watching this WH presser
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
If only.
Just witnessed the Mamdani-Trump joint press conference. Can someone get lying, dimwitted, corrupt, sundowning, creepy pedophile grandpa to a nursing home so that eventually, God Almighty will see fit to put him out of our misery?
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Just witnessed the Mamdani-Trump joint press conference. Can someone get lying, dimwitted, corrupt, sundowning, creepy pedophile grandpa to a nursing home so that eventually, God Almighty will see fit to put him out of our misery?
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he hangs out in group chats with teenaged nazis, so there’s that
Has JD Vance done anything as VP besides go on podcasts and complain?
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
he hangs out in group chats with teenaged nazis, so there’s that
Sign of the times—Invited to Dick Cheney memorial service were the following people:
1. Nancy Pelosi.
2. Joe Biden.
3. Kamala Harris.
4. Al Gore.
5. Adam Schiff.
6. RACHEL F***ING MADDOW(?!?!).
Not invited:
1. Donald Trump.
2. JD Vance.
1. Nancy Pelosi.
2. Joe Biden.
3. Kamala Harris.
4. Al Gore.
5. Adam Schiff.
6. RACHEL F***ING MADDOW(?!?!).
Not invited:
1. Donald Trump.
2. JD Vance.
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Sign of the times—Invited to Dick Cheney memorial service were the following people:
1. Nancy Pelosi.
2. Joe Biden.
3. Kamala Harris.
4. Al Gore.
5. Adam Schiff.
6. RACHEL F***ING MADDOW(?!?!).
Not invited:
1. Donald Trump.
2. JD Vance.
1. Nancy Pelosi.
2. Joe Biden.
3. Kamala Harris.
4. Al Gore.
5. Adam Schiff.
6. RACHEL F***ING MADDOW(?!?!).
Not invited:
1. Donald Trump.
2. JD Vance.
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Yes, Let’s do this!
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November 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Yes, Let’s do this!
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When DHS dared to call its anti-immigrant racial profiling weekend in Charlotte, North Carolina, “Operation Charlotte’s Web,” I knew I was going to have to write about it.
Tonight, at Law Dork, here it is: www.lawdork.com/p/gregory-bo...
Tonight, at Law Dork, here it is: www.lawdork.com/p/gregory-bo...
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
When DHS dared to call its anti-immigrant racial profiling weekend in Charlotte, North Carolina, “Operation Charlotte’s Web,” I knew I was going to have to write about it.
Tonight, at Law Dork, here it is: www.lawdork.com/p/gregory-bo...
Tonight, at Law Dork, here it is: www.lawdork.com/p/gregory-bo...
This means that there is a plot afoot to gum up the works by either not bringing any legislation to the floor in the Senate, or having people filibuster the legislation to death,
In shift, Trump says House should vote to release Epstein files
Lawmakers pushing for the release of more files are planning a news conference at the Capitol on Tuesday alongside victims of convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This means that there is a plot afoot to gum up the works by either not bringing any legislation to the floor in the Senate, or having people filibuster the legislation to death,
“Say what you want about Donald Trump, but he knows better than to put incriminating [expletive] in emails. He does it in person, or on the phone, or reportedly inside a sketch of a naked lady, but never email.
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Late Night Pops Off on Trump Popping Up in Epstein Email Thread
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Say what you want about Donald Trump, but he knows better than to put incriminating [expletive] in emails. He does it in person, or on the phone, or reportedly inside a sketch of a naked lady, but never email.
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Imagine trying to convince someone a decade ago that this sentence would be a 100% literally accurate description of the American political situation.
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Imagine trying to convince someone a decade ago that this sentence would be a 100% literally accurate description of the American political situation.
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Liberal Radio Star Laughs in Hannity’s Face Over Fox News Blackout on Trump in Epstein Files Mediaite
www.mediaite.com
Liberal Radio Star Laughs in Hannity’s Face Over Fox News Blackout on Trump in Epstein Files
twp.ai
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Liberal Radio Star Laughs in Hannity’s Face Over Fox News Blackout on Trump in Epstein Files Mediaite
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Or, he’s doing the Just To Be Clear part of this youtube.com/watch?v=vPkZ...
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Or, he’s doing the Just To Be Clear part of this youtube.com/watch?v=vPkZ...
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November 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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"In more than 20,000 pages of Mr. Epstein’s typo-strewn emails and other messages released by a congressional committee on Wednesday, Mr. Epstein insulted Mr. Trump and hinted that he had damaging information on him."
I bet he did. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
I bet he did. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
After Trump Split, Epstein Said He Could ‘Take Him Down’
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
"In more than 20,000 pages of Mr. Epstein’s typo-strewn emails and other messages released by a congressional committee on Wednesday, Mr. Epstein insulted Mr. Trump and hinted that he had damaging information on him."
I bet he did. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
I bet he did. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
At the risk of stating the blindingly obvious, there must be some seriously bad s*** in those files. Otherwise, our pedophile president would not be moving heaven and earth to try to prevent their release. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
Trump Ramps Up Pressure on G.O.P. to Thwart Epstein Vote
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
At the risk of stating the blindingly obvious, there must be some seriously bad s*** in those files. Otherwise, our pedophile president would not be moving heaven and earth to try to prevent their release. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
And now for "Nuremberg."
This had better not suck, and a lot of people had better watch it in order to be reminded that Nazis--like Donald Trump and the Trumpenvolk--are to be despised and denied power.
This had better not suck, and a lot of people had better watch it in order to be reminded that Nazis--like Donald Trump and the Trumpenvolk--are to be despised and denied power.
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
And now for "Nuremberg."
This had better not suck, and a lot of people had better watch it in order to be reminded that Nazis--like Donald Trump and the Trumpenvolk--are to be despised and denied power.
This had better not suck, and a lot of people had better watch it in order to be reminded that Nazis--like Donald Trump and the Trumpenvolk--are to be despised and denied power.
This Halloween, I decided to spend the day dressed up as J.D. Salinger. Various people have confused me for Thomas Pynchon, D.B. Cooper, and Banksy.
October 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This Halloween, I decided to spend the day dressed up as J.D. Salinger. Various people have confused me for Thomas Pynchon, D.B. Cooper, and Banksy.
So much for that Nobel Prize.
Guess Bibi didn't like all those stories about Trump calling the shots in Israel: www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Netanyahu orders ‘forceful’ strikes in Gaza, testing ceasefire
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s office accused Hamas of violating the ceasefire during the return of hostage remains.
www.politico.com
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
So much for that Nobel Prize.
I hope that there is a Hell, and that the current president, the members of his administration and all those who voted this lunatic into office burn in it.
October 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I hope that there is a Hell, and that the current president, the members of his administration and all those who voted this lunatic into office burn in it.
When the Trumpenvolk aren't busy being evil, they are busy being the biggest morons to ever walk on two legs.
And every time they are called out on their stupidity, their inner a**holes come out. Presumably, they think that being a**holes will distract others from the fact that they are morons.
And every time they are called out on their stupidity, their inner a**holes come out. Presumably, they think that being a**holes will distract others from the fact that they are morons.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan Here.”
My Signal exchange with the interim U.S. attorney about the Letitia James grand jury.
www.lawfaremedia.org
October 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
When the Trumpenvolk aren't busy being evil, they are busy being the biggest morons to ever walk on two legs.
And every time they are called out on their stupidity, their inner a**holes come out. Presumably, they think that being a**holes will distract others from the fact that they are morons.
And every time they are called out on their stupidity, their inner a**holes come out. Presumably, they think that being a**holes will distract others from the fact that they are morons.
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Who doesn’t love their new trump taxes
October 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Who doesn’t love their new trump taxes
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Truly disgusting
ICE detained an autistic 5 year old girl in Leominster, Mass
Using this child-a US citizen-as bait to lure her father-who has lived in the country for 20 years-out so they could arrest him
How do these people live with themselves
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AmrWut/
ICE detained an autistic 5 year old girl in Leominster, Mass
Using this child-a US citizen-as bait to lure her father-who has lived in the country for 20 years-out so they could arrest him
How do these people live with themselves
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AmrWut/
A Leominster family who has lived in the United States for more than 20 years said federal immigration agents held their 5-year-old daughter, who is a US-citizen and autistic, in custody outside their...
TikTok video by The Boston Globe
www.tiktok.com
October 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Truly disgusting
ICE detained an autistic 5 year old girl in Leominster, Mass
Using this child-a US citizen-as bait to lure her father-who has lived in the country for 20 years-out so they could arrest him
How do these people live with themselves
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AmrWut/
ICE detained an autistic 5 year old girl in Leominster, Mass
Using this child-a US citizen-as bait to lure her father-who has lived in the country for 20 years-out so they could arrest him
How do these people live with themselves
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AmrWut/
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It's really sad how people struggling to free or defend their countries, like Zelensky and this woman, have to repeatedly debase themselves in front of this man because there is no longer any responsible leader of the Free World.
Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"
October 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It's really sad how people struggling to free or defend their countries, like Zelensky and this woman, have to repeatedly debase themselves in front of this man because there is no longer any responsible leader of the Free World.