Pejman Yousefzadeh 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱👑
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POTUS (Pejman of the United States). Lawyer. Writer @BulwarkOnline. #Slytherclaw. Libertarian pragmatist. Aspiring Lamed Vavnik. Links here: https://linktr.ee/pejmanyousefzadeh. Слава Україні. .עַם יִשְׂרָאֵל חַי
Donald Trump and his supporters are trash.
Donald Trump and his supporters are trash.
I hope that there is a Hell, and that the current president, the members of his administration and all those who voted this lunatic into office burn in it.
October 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I hope that there is a Hell, and that the current president, the members of his administration and all those who voted this lunatic into office burn in it.
If Robert George really believes that the Biden administration engaged in First Amendment violations that were anywhere in the same universe as those the Trump administration is currently engaging in, then I am here to tell you that Robert George is a moron who cannot be taken seriously.
September 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
If Robert George really believes that the Biden administration engaged in First Amendment violations that were anywhere in the same universe as those the Trump administration is currently engaging in, then I am here to tell you that Robert George is a moron who cannot be taken seriously.
The modern conservative movement continues to deafen all comers with its cacophony of stupid.
September 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The modern conservative movement continues to deafen all comers with its cacophony of stupid.
But remember, Kamala Harris had an annoying laugh, so it all evens out in the end.
August 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
But remember, Kamala Harris had an annoying laugh, so it all evens out in the end.
Chicago: "Go f*** yourself. With a chainsaw. Dipped in boiling vats of syphilis, you gonorrhea-drenched mountain of cockroach s***."
August 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Chicago: "Go f*** yourself. With a chainsaw. Dipped in boiling vats of syphilis, you gonorrhea-drenched mountain of cockroach s***."
The bar has now been lowered to hilariously subterranean depths.
August 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
The bar has now been lowered to hilariously subterranean depths.
August 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
“Hello.
“I’m here as a fellow human to acknowledge that Lester has, as we know, passed on.
“Lester was a man. Also, Lester was an employee of the Waystar company for 40 years.
“And when a man dies, it is sad. All of us will die one day. In this case, it is Lester who has done so.
“I’m here as a fellow human to acknowledge that Lester has, as we know, passed on.
“Lester was a man. Also, Lester was an employee of the Waystar company for 40 years.
“And when a man dies, it is sad. All of us will die one day. In this case, it is Lester who has done so.
June 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
“Hello.
“I’m here as a fellow human to acknowledge that Lester has, as we know, passed on.
“Lester was a man. Also, Lester was an employee of the Waystar company for 40 years.
“And when a man dies, it is sad. All of us will die one day. In this case, it is Lester who has done so.
“I’m here as a fellow human to acknowledge that Lester has, as we know, passed on.
“Lester was a man. Also, Lester was an employee of the Waystar company for 40 years.
“And when a man dies, it is sad. All of us will die one day. In this case, it is Lester who has done so.
Someone let me know if I am doing this meme right.
May 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Someone let me know if I am doing this meme right.
"Stunningly contemporary ring" is putting it mildly.
March 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"Stunningly contemporary ring" is putting it mildly.
Don't act so surprised by Trump's lunacy and malevolence, Ms. Wiles. As the saying goes, you knew he was a snake when you took him in.
February 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Don't act so surprised by Trump's lunacy and malevolence, Ms. Wiles. As the saying goes, you knew he was a snake when you took him in.
They didn't fight and die so that America would abandon its alliances and embrace fascism.
And whatever a certain idiot might say and think, they were not *ever* "losers and suckers."
Defend America. Defend democracy. Re-elect Joe Biden.
And whatever a certain idiot might say and think, they were not *ever* "losers and suckers."
Defend America. Defend democracy. Re-elect Joe Biden.
June 7, 2024 at 3:09 AM
They didn't fight and die so that America would abandon its alliances and embrace fascism.
And whatever a certain idiot might say and think, they were not *ever* "losers and suckers."
Defend America. Defend democracy. Re-elect Joe Biden.
And whatever a certain idiot might say and think, they were not *ever* "losers and suckers."
Defend America. Defend democracy. Re-elect Joe Biden.
Goddammit, he stole my joke.
February 12, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Goddammit, he stole my joke.