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ash | 27 | they / she | MDNI or get sent to the shadow realm
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
taking a massive nuclear grade dookie at work and one of my coworkers knocked on the door so i said "occupied", as you do, tell me why this baby's first response was "what?"
December 5, 2024 at 3:42 AM
taking a massive nuclear grade dookie at work and one of my coworkers knocked on the door so i said "occupied", as you do, tell me why this baby's first response was "what?"
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I’ll be honest it is hard to tell the right wing trolls posing as liberals and actual liberals profiles sometimes cause some of you really are like that
December 2, 2024 at 1:49 PM
I’ll be honest it is hard to tell the right wing trolls posing as liberals and actual liberals profiles sometimes cause some of you really are like that
forgot how annoying having a fresh tattoo is
November 27, 2024 at 11:15 PM
forgot how annoying having a fresh tattoo is
my friend took the train too late and got stuck in wales all night thank you uk transit system
November 26, 2024 at 10:38 AM
my friend took the train too late and got stuck in wales all night thank you uk transit system
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dude gross keep your glowing weak point to yourself. you didn’t even take that much damage
November 23, 2024 at 4:58 AM
dude gross keep your glowing weak point to yourself. you didn’t even take that much damage
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brilliant new strategy dropped out of israel: if the cops ever put out a warrant for my arrest i simply go out in public and yell that it's antisemitic until they agree to retract it and issue a public apology
November 21, 2024 at 3:42 PM
brilliant new strategy dropped out of israel: if the cops ever put out a warrant for my arrest i simply go out in public and yell that it's antisemitic until they agree to retract it and issue a public apology
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do any transgenders want to go to capitol hill and piss in the bathrooms there
November 20, 2024 at 11:02 PM
do any transgenders want to go to capitol hill and piss in the bathrooms there
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"still punk as fuck" i whisper as i binge the great british baking show
November 16, 2024 at 5:17 PM
"still punk as fuck" i whisper as i binge the great british baking show
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November 16, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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"So that's all there is to life? You go to work and come home? Until you die?" Whoa whoa who said anything about that kind of job security
November 16, 2024 at 6:47 PM
"So that's all there is to life? You go to work and come home? Until you die?" Whoa whoa who said anything about that kind of job security
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i love edging my cars gas meter
November 16, 2024 at 6:56 PM
i love edging my cars gas meter
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I'm throwing an edging party.
You can't come.
You can't come.
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
I'm throwing an edging party.
You can't come.
You can't come.
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Sure millions of people wasted their evenings with that fight but millions of people also got to see Tyson's ass, and you really can't put a price tag on that.
November 16, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Sure millions of people wasted their evenings with that fight but millions of people also got to see Tyson's ass, and you really can't put a price tag on that.
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ok it all worked out in the end
November 16, 2024 at 5:47 AM
ok it all worked out in the end
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This fight could have been an email.
November 16, 2024 at 5:33 AM
This fight could have been an email.
she yippee on my ky til i yay
November 16, 2024 at 6:53 AM
she yippee on my ky til i yay
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I am convinced that a pay-per-view execution of both Paul brothers would outperform Titanic and Avatar put together
November 16, 2024 at 4:07 AM
I am convinced that a pay-per-view execution of both Paul brothers would outperform Titanic and Avatar put together
was mike supposed to have his asscheeks out
November 16, 2024 at 3:53 AM
was mike supposed to have his asscheeks out
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youre too late mister bond i played with all the dogs and petted them a lot and when you try to play with them theyll be too tired to want to do anything
November 15, 2024 at 3:18 AM
youre too late mister bond i played with all the dogs and petted them a lot and when you try to play with them theyll be too tired to want to do anything
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soup posters who up
November 15, 2024 at 1:00 AM
soup posters who up
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jacking off in the woods without proper gear and dying of indecent exposure
November 15, 2024 at 1:03 AM
jacking off in the woods without proper gear and dying of indecent exposure