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so sugoi, so yeehaw

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shakespearean lowtiergod be like shall i compare thee to a summer ant
crazy how a vita is just like
the best console rn
October 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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k-pop demon hunters are in fortnite and it makes me sad that we do this with every ip now instead of giving them their own mid-budget movie-tie-in action platformer that's kind of so-so but is remembered fondly as a cult classic a decade from now

KPDH should be a girlie-pop devil may cry knockoff
October 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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is this NTR
September 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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The real tragedy of the Nevermind baby is that even if he’d managed to grab that dollar it’s very unlikely he’d have been able to purchase anything with it
October 3, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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this reads like text that would be on the screen before a fight in Under night: In-birth
It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese
hell.....yes
October 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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your honor, I believe it was Hoobastank who first said, “I’m not a perfect person”
October 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
chat I've done it
I've deactivated facebook and twitter
October 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
considered getting rid of my phone and getting a flip phone today so maybe it's time to only post here again
September 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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another Snoopy commission, but Bleach this time (idk)
September 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
September 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
August 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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August 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
feel like I've been having a lot of trouble staying outwardly present lately and unfortunately i think that showed a lot at tipped off.
just insane amounts of brain fog and getting all of my thoughts out to sustain a conversation articulately leads to me feeling drained regardless of what i do.
idk
June 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
most normal interaction
June 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
October 24, 1510 at 8:23 PM
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In many ways, Donald Duck is Mickey Mouse's Vegeta
June 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
if casuals get fiendslop hit on the next banlist i will rage infinitely
cards like fiendsmith, bystials, and even fenrir are so load-bearing and good for the game and casuals don't care bc they don't like seeing anime decks combo off
May 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I'm E33 pilled, holy SHIT this game is so good
May 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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May 6, 2025 at 8:09 AM
in the jar. straight up "gherkin it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My pickle
May 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
i think the 100 affected should announce Fitantall 3
Respawn Entertainment Cancels Another Incubation Project, Around 100 Employees Impacted www.ign.com/articles/ape...

"we've made the decision to step away from two early-stage incubation projects and make some targeted team adjustments across Apex Legends and Star Wars Jedi."
April 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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April 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
want to post exclusively here more bc twitter is full of literal nazi ads at this point

but this place is also so corny and so serious all the time lmao
April 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM