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patter.bsky.social
@patter.bsky.social
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hired geek & fuzzy peep // he/him // yorkshire european // remain indoors // may contain more than your RDA of sarcasm // http://meow.social/@patterfloof // AI is Tech Heresy
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muzzlepunch.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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stefscribbles.bsky.social
oops it's her again
a drawing of a cute cat making a statement about ai (it sucks)
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
patter.bsky.social
does anyone else love it, when cats
December 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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mrpussy.xyz
I sent this video to my friend and she got mad at me
December 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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garius.bsky.social
Awimbawa Awimbawa
Awimbawa Awimbawa
In the ocean
A frigid ocean
bbc advert for "TItanic Sinks Tonight"
December 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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vicegripx.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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thetremorssaga.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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sanho.bsky.social
Seasons greetings.
Scrooge shouting from a window "You boy..yes you! Is he dead yet?"
December 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social know how sometimes when you put two dumb dogs together they sort of create a feedback loop of encouragement to do stupid shit that they both know they're not supposed to be doing... forgot where i was going with this..... oh, right. don't let cops hang out with horses June 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
@chance_m_morgan Isn't it weird how we as a society arrived at "monetize all your hobbies to support yourself" before "rich people should pay their workers better"
December 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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steveshives.bsky.social
Someone said that Skeletor should have done the moral at the end of the He-Man/She-Ra Christmas Special, and that got me thinking — why didn't they ever ask him to do the moral?
December 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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bageltiger.bsky.social
"Big Chungus is older than Isreal" was a cantrip I learned today and holy fuck
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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rosemarymosco.com
A four-panel comic. In panel one, a female northern cardinal and winter plumage american goldfinch are sitting at a bird feeder in a grey landscape. The cardinal says "These seeds are delicious." The goldfinch replies "Mmm-hmm." In panel 2, there's a close up of the birds at the feeder, and the cardinal says "It was nice of the human to put up this feeder." The goldfinch says "Sure was." In panel 3, the cardinal says "We should return the favor." The goldfinch says "Great idea." In panel 4, there's a pullback shot of the bird feeder, and a human is staring at it and also at a large stick next to it with a pink-iced donut at the end of it.
December 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
thepirateclown gender is a coin that everyone said was gonna land on heads or tails but i turned mine into one of those pressed pennies from the museum. it's got a dinosaur on it
November 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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leftveteran.bsky.social
The Onion, non-stop winning
The Onion- cat in Christmas Tree with title “Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan”
December 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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josie.zone
Josie in DMs saying Harry Potter is a force of evil
December 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
patter.bsky.social
we all enjoy Legolas surfing downstairs on a shield (as Tolkein wrote) but I'm also here for some Uruk climbing the wall of Helm's Deep & getting cracked in the nuts by Gimli's axe
December 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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charlottegarden.bsky.social
You will be visited by three spirits, who will demand snacks
Three tuxedo cats lounge in a rug
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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gnollbreath.bsky.social
Merry Christmas Yall.
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
Going to be watching Hogfather (2005) later, so it feels like a good time to share this perfectly captured moment from the story.

GNU Sir Terry.

(🧑‍🎨: Adi-Fitri, Adidraws)
A woman says to Death, who is dressed as the Hogfather (Santa in this fantasy setting): "You can't give her that! It's not safe!" as a girl runs away with a large sword. Death replies in block letters: "It's a sword. They're not meant to be safe." Albert, Death's assistant, yells "She's a child". Death replies: "It's educational". Albert: "What if she cuts herself?" Death: "That will be an important lesson." CREDIT: Adi-Fitri, AdiDraws on Tumblr, I think?
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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leahfromsd.bsky.social
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Godzilla, grant me serenity to accept the things I cannot stomp on, courage to shoot them with atomic breath and wisdom to do a big roar afterwards.
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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missingthept.bsky.social
Me communicating with the new Japanese users.
Woman in spacesuit holding white board that says “ALF HOG.”
December 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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johnmoynes.bsky.social
It's actually German for Tiny Tim, who did not the.
December 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM