Tom Isaacson
@parsley72.bsky.social
Known in Taiwan as The Tom. Immigrant, Pākehā, he/him.
Tāmaki Makaurau, Aotearoa.
Tāmaki Makaurau, Aotearoa.
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If you want to know who took all of your money, it's the people with all of the money. Famously, we know that's people working in child care.
January 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
If you want to know who took all of your money, it's the people with all of the money. Famously, we know that's people working in child care.
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The weirdest thing about Americans is how many of them think their laws apply to every person in the world.
But they're certain other countries' laws don't apply to them.
But they're certain other countries' laws don't apply to them.
January 5, 2026 at 4:02 AM
The weirdest thing about Americans is how many of them think their laws apply to every person in the world.
But they're certain other countries' laws don't apply to them.
But they're certain other countries' laws don't apply to them.
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This guy here is dead 👇
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
This guy here is dead 👇
Is he in the Epstein files?
January 5, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Is he in the Epstein files?
Completely normal behaviour.
January 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Completely normal behaviour.
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Imagine being so based even your AI girlfriend breaks up with you over it
January 4, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Imagine being so based even your AI girlfriend breaks up with you over it
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What is the point of having a human rights lawyer in charge of the country if he can not bring himself to condemn blatant authoritarian land grabbing. What does it tell the country about fairness, justice and this govts priorities?
January 5, 2026 at 9:01 AM
What is the point of having a human rights lawyer in charge of the country if he can not bring himself to condemn blatant authoritarian land grabbing. What does it tell the country about fairness, justice and this govts priorities?
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“Poor cybersecurity hygiene that would make even your grandma’s AOL account blush”
“Image metadata (EXIF) so revealing, it practically hands out home addresses with a side of awkward selfies”
“A gender ratio that makes the Smurf village look like a feminist utopia”
🙃🙃🙃
“Image metadata (EXIF) so revealing, it practically hands out home addresses with a side of awkward selfies”
“A gender ratio that makes the Smurf village look like a feminist utopia”
🙃🙃🙃
@martharoot.bsky.social has released a trove of data from white nationalist dating apps using the hilariously titled site okstupid.lol
January 5, 2026 at 3:51 AM
“Poor cybersecurity hygiene that would make even your grandma’s AOL account blush”
“Image metadata (EXIF) so revealing, it practically hands out home addresses with a side of awkward selfies”
“A gender ratio that makes the Smurf village look like a feminist utopia”
🙃🙃🙃
“Image metadata (EXIF) so revealing, it practically hands out home addresses with a side of awkward selfies”
“A gender ratio that makes the Smurf village look like a feminist utopia”
🙃🙃🙃
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When Starmer talks about reiterating his support for international law, I suddenly had a vision of him sat on a couch, big foam finger with "International law" on it, yelling at his TV as his wife says 'they can't hear you dear'.
God how utterly pathetic, especially the first paragraph. From a LABOUR leader.
January 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
When Starmer talks about reiterating his support for international law, I suddenly had a vision of him sat on a couch, big foam finger with "International law" on it, yelling at his TV as his wife says 'they can't hear you dear'.
Great movie, well worth the time.
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Great movie, well worth the time.
Cause of death: misquoted command in bash script.
Cause of death: misquoted one of my skeets
Cause of death: misquoted lyrics
January 3, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Cause of death: misquoted command in bash script.
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Fearless sheepdog braving the elements.
January 3, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Fearless sheepdog braving the elements.
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so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
January 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
I got “sultry” (forgot to take a screenshot). Not sure what that means; it’s not a word anyone’s ever used to describe me, even when I was young and attractive.
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.
Let's. Go.
Let's. Go.
January 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I got “sultry” (forgot to take a screenshot). Not sure what that means; it’s not a word anyone’s ever used to describe me, even when I was young and attractive.
“But of course there probably won’t be any coal a hundred years hence”.
Yeah right.
Yeah right.
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
“But of course there probably won’t be any coal a hundred years hence”.
Yeah right.
Yeah right.
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it's gonna be the 40th anniversary of chernobyl this year, don't forget
January 1, 2026 at 7:35 AM
it's gonna be the 40th anniversary of chernobyl this year, don't forget
I’m speaking to you from beyond the grave.
![Jane Orrick, M.D.
@JaneOrrickMD
All Covid Vaccinated will be dead by December 31, 2025
*According to United States of America, who lead the charge to kill 95% of the World in 1994, under UN
Agenda 2021.
United Nations Agenda 2021, 2030 and 2050 (Depopulation, Sustainment, Adjustment)
[blah blah blah you don’t need to read that]
10:42 • 10/1/2025 • 246 Views](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:57pfknk52ubg6c3r5iazn2np/bafkreif7psbhg7if6xyoautzxtrduxwzxo67puw2x4cedwbbkozzpptfwu@jpeg)
January 1, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I’m speaking to you from beyond the grave.
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oh christ look at the time
December 12, 2023 at 9:21 PM
oh christ look at the time
Weighted blankets imply the existence of weightless blankets.
December 31, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Weighted blankets imply the existence of weightless blankets.