Guy Body
@bodycartoon.bsky.social
Twice-a-week cartoonist for NZ Herald.
Trump spent 120 penises on golf in his first six weeks in office
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Trump spent 120 penises on golf in his first six weeks in office
More timeline cleansing:
December 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
More timeline cleansing:
Timeline cleanse continues: Floof#2 in her latest happy place:
December 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Timeline cleanse continues: Floof#2 in her latest happy place:
Urgent timeline cleanse: stop steaming at T**** for 5 minutes and look at my chilled-out floof instead
December 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Urgent timeline cleanse: stop steaming at T**** for 5 minutes and look at my chilled-out floof instead
Let's turn the word "grok" into another term for AI slop eg "Youtube is almost unusable now with all the bloody grok on it"
December 13, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Let's turn the word "grok" into another term for AI slop eg "Youtube is almost unusable now with all the bloody grok on it"
December 13, 2025 at 9:02 AM
The Groblins in thoughtful mode
December 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The Groblins in thoughtful mode
I’m proud to announce that I’m the inaugural winner of the FIFA Cartoonist Prize.
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I’m proud to announce that I’m the inaugural winner of the FIFA Cartoonist Prize.
Nadi airport departures: on passing through the x-ray whatsit, an absolute mountain of a Fijian customs man gruffly tells me to hold my hand out. I nervously do so, and he shakes it and says BULA
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Nadi airport departures: on passing through the x-ray whatsit, an absolute mountain of a Fijian customs man gruffly tells me to hold my hand out. I nervously do so, and he shakes it and says BULA
There was an old bishop of Malta
Who wrote dirty rhymes in his psalter
A horny old nun
Went and read every one
And resolved to get laid on his altar
Who wrote dirty rhymes in his psalter
A horny old nun
Went and read every one
And resolved to get laid on his altar
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
There was an old bishop of Malta
Who wrote dirty rhymes in his psalter
A horny old nun
Went and read every one
And resolved to get laid on his altar
Who wrote dirty rhymes in his psalter
A horny old nun
Went and read every one
And resolved to get laid on his altar
Four much-needed days in Fiji. Gluttony, sloth, and snorkelling:
December 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Four much-needed days in Fiji. Gluttony, sloth, and snorkelling:
And don’t forget the US bombing of Serbian state TV in ‘99, on the pretext that they were racist propagandists rather than real journalists. Which was true enough, but sets an interesting precedent for any future enemy of the US when faced with “journalists” like Fox and OAN.
These big talkers forget the main reason we avoid committing war crimes is so our own troops don’t face similar consequences in future actions, once this outlaw Administration makes them the norm.
Megyn Kelly says that simply murdering the survivors of a strike on a Venezuelan fishing boat isn't enough. She would prefer that they be subjected to extended torture to heighten their pain and agony. Megyn has captured the essence of what it means to be MAGA.
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
And don’t forget the US bombing of Serbian state TV in ‘99, on the pretext that they were racist propagandists rather than real journalists. Which was true enough, but sets an interesting precedent for any future enemy of the US when faced with “journalists” like Fox and OAN.
Reposted by Guy Body
The best advertisement for immigration is, terrifyingly, the Manhattan Project.
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 AM
The best advertisement for immigration is, terrifyingly, the Manhattan Project.
(Yes, I know, late to the party, but...)
What's in the box, Charlie Brown
What's in the box, Charlie Brown
I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, Charlie Brown
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold, Charlie Brown
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
(Yes, I know, late to the party, but...)
What's in the box, Charlie Brown
What's in the box, Charlie Brown
For Thomas Coughlan's article:
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
November 29, 2025 at 7:15 AM
For Thomas Coughlan's article:
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, Charlie Brown
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold, Charlie Brown
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, Charlie Brown
I met Death today. We are playing chess, Charlie Brown
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I met Death today. We are playing chess, Charlie Brown
We’re gonna need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
We’re gonna need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown
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I had intended to totally come off Bluesky apart from the cartoons. Then I realised I’d have no forum to post pics of the Groblins on:
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I had intended to totally come off Bluesky apart from the cartoons. Then I realised I’d have no forum to post pics of the Groblins on: