Mr. Gay Man Watch
@paragon12321.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
Any public figure who expresses an iota of transphobia cannot be trusted on any other issue and should be thrown in the garbage.
Homeschooling is legalized child abuse and needs to be banned.
Vaccination should be strap-people-to-the-table-level mandatory.
Homeschooling is legalized child abuse and needs to be banned.
Vaccination should be strap-people-to-the-table-level mandatory.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Any public figure who expresses an iota of transphobia cannot be trusted on any other issue and should be thrown in the garbage.
Homeschooling is legalized child abuse and needs to be banned.
Vaccination should be strap-people-to-the-table-level mandatory.
Homeschooling is legalized child abuse and needs to be banned.
Vaccination should be strap-people-to-the-table-level mandatory.
Somerton got what was coming to him, but anyone talking about the hole pics alt in the replies is just doing a homophobia.
Sometimes I sit back and think, "Man............ a guy tried to frame me for murder last year"
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Somerton got what was coming to him, but anyone talking about the hole pics alt in the replies is just doing a homophobia.
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
Does the City of New York need a bioanalytical method development RA? Asking for a friend
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Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.
Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
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November 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Does the City of New York need a bioanalytical method development RA? Asking for a friend
Folks, they're calling it ship money, SHIP money. And the ships are going to be beautiful. The democrats, they want the ships to be ugly, but we're going to make them beautiful and stealthy. And we don't need Parliament.
worth reiterating again that “the executive can raise and spend money however he likes” has been anathema even under monarchies for centuries
we’re not rolling back anything in US history here, we’re rolling back the English Civil War
we’re not rolling back anything in US history here, we’re rolling back the English Civil War
Odds are this aggressively did not happen. But it would of course be just as unconstitutional to spend money donated to the government without a duly enacted appropriation as it is to spend tax money that way.
October 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Folks, they're calling it ship money, SHIP money. And the ships are going to be beautiful. The democrats, they want the ships to be ugly, but we're going to make them beautiful and stealthy. And we don't need Parliament.
Tfw my Bioanalytical Principal Investigator notices a pre-dosing result is above the Lower Limit of Quantification
you switched the samples! dude
October 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Tfw my Bioanalytical Principal Investigator notices a pre-dosing result is above the Lower Limit of Quantification
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ok the actual lesson is that everyone has to campaign in the nude. like the greeks of old
October 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
ok the actual lesson is that everyone has to campaign in the nude. like the greeks of old
Wine mom, her calves cramping
October 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Wine mom, her calves cramping
Don't worry, I'll keep playing that garbage
A first for me: I reviewed a video game! HADES II is beautiful, addictive, endlessly fun, and perhaps the most narratively insipid and offensive thing I've ever encountered.
www.patreon.com/posts/139826...
www.patreon.com/posts/139826...
September 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Don't worry, I'll keep playing that garbage
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CHOTINER: You smoke good, correct?
ME: yes.
CHOTINER: Fire?
ME: No -- Reggie. Nothing above mids.
CHOTINER: Can you explain this tweet, then, from September 5th: "I am absolutely gone off that loud"?
ME: I consider mids loud. I get fully destroyed off half a hit of that booty shit.
ME: yes.
CHOTINER: Fire?
ME: No -- Reggie. Nothing above mids.
CHOTINER: Can you explain this tweet, then, from September 5th: "I am absolutely gone off that loud"?
ME: I consider mids loud. I get fully destroyed off half a hit of that booty shit.
September 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
CHOTINER: You smoke good, correct?
ME: yes.
CHOTINER: Fire?
ME: No -- Reggie. Nothing above mids.
CHOTINER: Can you explain this tweet, then, from September 5th: "I am absolutely gone off that loud"?
ME: I consider mids loud. I get fully destroyed off half a hit of that booty shit.
ME: yes.
CHOTINER: Fire?
ME: No -- Reggie. Nothing above mids.
CHOTINER: Can you explain this tweet, then, from September 5th: "I am absolutely gone off that loud"?
ME: I consider mids loud. I get fully destroyed off half a hit of that booty shit.
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what I would give for a mahjong client as good as Mahjong Soul that wasn't quite so horny
September 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
what I would give for a mahjong client as good as Mahjong Soul that wasn't quite so horny
Contemporary American conservatism cannot admit a martyr, because martyrdom is fundamentally a position of submission and failure. They see Charlie Kirk being dead as a skill difference. To the extent that Kirk's canonization succeeds, it will be through centrist laundering of their viewpoint.
[at your friend's funeral who just lost her husband] I got mines!
September 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Contemporary American conservatism cannot admit a martyr, because martyrdom is fundamentally a position of submission and failure. They see Charlie Kirk being dead as a skill difference. To the extent that Kirk's canonization succeeds, it will be through centrist laundering of their viewpoint.
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great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system
September 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system
"Jealousy professor" for (complimentary) and the bear cub "I was gonna post hog but for the Posting Strike" for (derogatory). We haven't managed to be better even with two years and 100x people.
Too much arguing on here this week what are your all time bangers (complimentary) of bluesky?
September 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"Jealousy professor" for (complimentary) and the bear cub "I was gonna post hog but for the Posting Strike" for (derogatory). We haven't managed to be better even with two years and 100x people.
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Foundation season 3 finale (no-context spoilers): Just body after body bustin' out of shit glass and hittin' pavement. We're allowed to show 'eem nude 'cause they ain't got no soul.
September 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Foundation season 3 finale (no-context spoilers): Just body after body bustin' out of shit glass and hittin' pavement. We're allowed to show 'eem nude 'cause they ain't got no soul.
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One policy solution to Young Men we should be considering is Universal Basic Electric Guitar (UBEG). I'm not joking, by the way. Kids of any gender should get a low-cost starter kit for some hobby of their choosing once they turn 13. A camera, paints, a cheap sampler, etc.
September 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
One policy solution to Young Men we should be considering is Universal Basic Electric Guitar (UBEG). I'm not joking, by the way. Kids of any gender should get a low-cost starter kit for some hobby of their choosing once they turn 13. A camera, paints, a cheap sampler, etc.
Chairman Mamdani, I am six year old New Jersey child, my people yearn for freedom, please send R211 New Technology Train
Mamdani: We need to make public transportation so good that “no matter how much money is in your pocket, you say: I’m gonna use this.”
September 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Chairman Mamdani, I am six year old New Jersey child, my people yearn for freedom, please send R211 New Technology Train
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Everything else aside, it does warm my heart knowing this Eagles team does genuinely hate the Cowboys as much as I do.
September 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Everything else aside, it does warm my heart knowing this Eagles team does genuinely hate the Cowboys as much as I do.
As raw as his oysters, next question.
My sincerest apologies to Graham Platner's seemingly supportive and kind wife Amy for what gay guys are going to be saying about your husband for, if things go well, perhaps a decade or more.
September 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
As raw as his oysters, next question.
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I would say that the author of this profile needs to calm tf down but to be fair I wouldn't be able to either
September 2, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I would say that the author of this profile needs to calm tf down but to be fair I wouldn't be able to either
If it's your first time at Queer Fuck Cafe, you *have* to fuck. The same is true of every subsequent time.
i'm so sorry to resurrect @kingroxy.bsky.social's Queer Fuck Cafe, but this is a pretty good indicator that we really need the Queer Fuck Cafe
August 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If it's your first time at Queer Fuck Cafe, you *have* to fuck. The same is true of every subsequent time.
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in the business we call this Bear Face
gays Be Normal about Graham Platner challenge
August 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
in the business we call this Bear Face