El Pandito
@pandasophist.bsky.social
I hope that you have a nice day.
And that we all don't die. But mostly the first thing.
And that we all don't die. But mostly the first thing.
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again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.
Lest there be any insinuation that Dems spared their own. It would be tough for Kathy Ruemmler—Obama’s WH Counsel from 2011 to mid-2014—to come off looking worse in these docs the committee Dems released. oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
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Kathy Ruemmler
9/19/2014 11:54:57 AM
jeffrey E. ljeevacation@gmail.com]
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Importance: High
Doesn't look like you are prioritizing your schedule very effeetively.....how are you going to manage all of that? this is unga week so the boss will be in town too....l'Il be here all week -- you may get sick of me....just sat down on the train so can't talk freely.
On Sep 19, 2014 7:48 AM, "jeffrey E." <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
"girls?", careful i will renew an old habit, . this week, thiel, summers, bill burns, gordon brown, jagland, ( council of curope and nobel chairman). mongolia pres, hardeep puree (india), boris ( gates). jabor (qatar ). sultan (dubai, ), kosslyn (harvard), leon black, woody. you are a welcome guest at any... also if you think there are interesting people in town, everyone here for climate summit, clinton security council, holy shit im on
for next 30 minutes
On Fri, Sep 19, 2014 at 7:15 AM, Kathy Ruemmler -
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Most girls do not have to worry about this crap.
On Sep 19, 20147:09 AM, "jeffrey E." <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
understood. it comes down to high risk / reward / low risk / reward. professional, cmotional. and financial
On Fri, Sep 19, 2014 at 6:15 AM, Kathy Ruemmler
Agreed, but I need to be prepared to say yes before I talk to him.
wrote:
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On Sep 19,2014, at 1:21 AM, "jeffrey E." <jcevacation@gmail.com>wrote:](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:on5oeywiqx32fh2zau473wz6/bafkreidpc4aexgxfahdqvqgbocphszflpkdsfpldci2zeo7aqsjkzkbub4@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.
Anyone who blurts out an opinion as fact and follows it up with "but we aren't ready to have that conversation" displays the kind of smug, arrogant, bullshit self assurance that makes me assume they are wrong, even if I would have agreed with the point otherwise.
Just infuriating.
Just infuriating.
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Anyone who blurts out an opinion as fact and follows it up with "but we aren't ready to have that conversation" displays the kind of smug, arrogant, bullshit self assurance that makes me assume they are wrong, even if I would have agreed with the point otherwise.
Just infuriating.
Just infuriating.
I hate to cheer on Philadelphia, but the Packers need to lose.
So...I suppose...go...birds.
So...I suppose...go...birds.
bob ross from bob 's burgers is standing in front of a closet with clothes hanging on it .
ALT: bob ross from bob 's burgers is standing in front of a closet with clothes hanging on it .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I hate to cheer on Philadelphia, but the Packers need to lose.
So...I suppose...go...birds.
So...I suppose...go...birds.
How the fuck is it even possible to lose $12 billion in a single quarter?
ICYMI: Microsoft’s charge “implies a more than $12 billion quarterly loss at OpenAI, said Firoz Valliji, an analyst at Bernstein.”
That “would mark one of the largest single-quarter losses for a tech company in history.”
@jessefelder.bsky.social $MSFT
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That “would mark one of the largest single-quarter losses for a tech company in history.”
@jessefelder.bsky.social $MSFT
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
November 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
How the fuck is it even possible to lose $12 billion in a single quarter?
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
I, too, would absolutely vote to convict and should be placed on any and all such juries.
I am personally disgusted by this and would like to be on record that if I were presented with this set of facts, I would absolutely vote to convict per the judge's instructions.
The law is the law, and I have as little right to ignore that as a hypothetical prosecutor has reason to strike me.
The law is the law, and I have as little right to ignore that as a hypothetical prosecutor has reason to strike me.
straight-up jury nullification. this guy did it, confessed to it, and the jury instructions explicitly said that if he did it intentionally, it was assault.
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I, too, would absolutely vote to convict and should be placed on any and all such juries.
Justice, thy name is foot-long Italian, and thy avatar is Sean.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Justice, thy name is foot-long Italian, and thy avatar is Sean.
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Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”
First female Mayor of Detroit, bay-beeeee
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
First female Mayor of Detroit, bay-beeeee
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It's genuinely impressive how Pete cannot see his job as anything other than Toxic Terminal O-4 behavior with Fox Anchor Characteristics
November 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It's genuinely impressive how Pete cannot see his job as anything other than Toxic Terminal O-4 behavior with Fox Anchor Characteristics
This thread fucks so hard.
October 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
This thread fucks so hard.
Leaving the E4 Mafia in a couple days. Been here so long I don’t even know what to do with myself.
a man is standing on a rug in a living room with stairs .
ALT: a man is standing on a rug in a living room with stairs .
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Leaving the E4 Mafia in a couple days. Been here so long I don’t even know what to do with myself.
It still bothers me how stupid the left sounded when they heard the term "lethality" for the first time in their lives when Harris said it in her speech, and they flipped the fuck out.
Just dumbest, showing of their own ass ever.
Just talk to a veteran for once in your fucking life, y'alll.
Just dumbest, showing of their own ass ever.
Just talk to a veteran for once in your fucking life, y'alll.
October 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It still bothers me how stupid the left sounded when they heard the term "lethality" for the first time in their lives when Harris said it in her speech, and they flipped the fuck out.
Just dumbest, showing of their own ass ever.
Just talk to a veteran for once in your fucking life, y'alll.
Just dumbest, showing of their own ass ever.
Just talk to a veteran for once in your fucking life, y'alll.
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I think Zohran would have been a mostly forgettable mayor if not for the insane racist attacks against him tbh
October 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I think Zohran would have been a mostly forgettable mayor if not for the insane racist attacks against him tbh
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all other issues aside putting age verification on everything on the internet for porn reasons doesn't even make sense. millennials all looked at porn on windows 95 aol on our family computer(!) when our parents weren't home and we are the only normal generation
October 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
all other issues aside putting age verification on everything on the internet for porn reasons doesn't even make sense. millennials all looked at porn on windows 95 aol on our family computer(!) when our parents weren't home and we are the only normal generation
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Read every word!
"You say you hate empire, but you only ever mean one. You rage at U.S. hegemony while excusing Russian conquest. You romanticize “multipolarity,” as if choosing a different empire were the same as dismantling one...
dumplingradical.substack.com/p/a-letter-t...
"You say you hate empire, but you only ever mean one. You rage at U.S. hegemony while excusing Russian conquest. You romanticize “multipolarity,” as if choosing a different empire were the same as dismantling one...
dumplingradical.substack.com/p/a-letter-t...
a letter to the western left
with frustration, from central eastern europe
dumplingradical.substack.com
October 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Read every word!
"You say you hate empire, but you only ever mean one. You rage at U.S. hegemony while excusing Russian conquest. You romanticize “multipolarity,” as if choosing a different empire were the same as dismantling one...
dumplingradical.substack.com/p/a-letter-t...
"You say you hate empire, but you only ever mean one. You rage at U.S. hegemony while excusing Russian conquest. You romanticize “multipolarity,” as if choosing a different empire were the same as dismantling one...
dumplingradical.substack.com/p/a-letter-t...
Pupdate! We (somewhat unfortunately but objectively morally correctly) found her owner. She spent a nice few days with us, but is reunited with her proper family.
October 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Pupdate! We (somewhat unfortunately but objectively morally correctly) found her owner. She spent a nice few days with us, but is reunited with her proper family.
Look. It was cold, and she didn't have a collar. SHE came running up to ME when I was walking on the streets of Detroit. She was in danger, when you think about it. You might even call me a hero!
Anyway, I (probably) stole a puppy tonight.
Anyway, I (probably) stole a puppy tonight.
October 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Look. It was cold, and she didn't have a collar. SHE came running up to ME when I was walking on the streets of Detroit. She was in danger, when you think about it. You might even call me a hero!
Anyway, I (probably) stole a puppy tonight.
Anyway, I (probably) stole a puppy tonight.
Obamacare saved my dad's life.
Trump's mismanagement of the pandemic got him killed.
Basically all I need to know about the matter.
Trump's mismanagement of the pandemic got him killed.
Basically all I need to know about the matter.
this dickhead didn’t post this to bsky, but fuck you @talsmith.bsky.social . this legislation saved my life. condescending piece of shit.
October 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Obamacare saved my dad's life.
Trump's mismanagement of the pandemic got him killed.
Basically all I need to know about the matter.
Trump's mismanagement of the pandemic got him killed.
Basically all I need to know about the matter.
Me: why is JSky so quiet tonight?
Also me: oh fuck, is it Friday? Uh...spooky candles I guess?
Also me: oh fuck, is it Friday? Uh...spooky candles I guess?
October 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Me: why is JSky so quiet tonight?
Also me: oh fuck, is it Friday? Uh...spooky candles I guess?
Also me: oh fuck, is it Friday? Uh...spooky candles I guess?
I was supposed to be promoted to Staff Sergeant AO October 1. Pretty crazy that the E-4 Mafia is so powerful they would shut down the entire government rather than let me leave.
Sorry, y'all are just casualties in a gang war. Only explanation there can be.
Sorry, y'all are just casualties in a gang war. Only explanation there can be.
October 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I was supposed to be promoted to Staff Sergeant AO October 1. Pretty crazy that the E-4 Mafia is so powerful they would shut down the entire government rather than let me leave.
Sorry, y'all are just casualties in a gang war. Only explanation there can be.
Sorry, y'all are just casualties in a gang war. Only explanation there can be.
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Someone should calculate how many times over we could have solved things like world hunger or homelessness for the amount of money that has been poured into an industry built on ketamine addled CEOs going on live TV to proclaim they're on the verge of unleashing the torment nexus
October 16, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Someone should calculate how many times over we could have solved things like world hunger or homelessness for the amount of money that has been poured into an industry built on ketamine addled CEOs going on live TV to proclaim they're on the verge of unleashing the torment nexus
Me, saying goodbye to my kids in the morning: "Bye, I love you. You be kind to your sister, you be kind to your brother....(as they ride their bikes away) And wreak vengeance on your enemies!"
October 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Me, saying goodbye to my kids in the morning: "Bye, I love you. You be kind to your sister, you be kind to your brother....(as they ride their bikes away) And wreak vengeance on your enemies!"
Millenial men grew up thinking we wanted to be Brad Putt or Johnny Depp, when now we all realize that this is the peak male we all were raised with and aspire to be
October 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Millenial men grew up thinking we wanted to be Brad Putt or Johnny Depp, when now we all realize that this is the peak male we all were raised with and aspire to be