Pamster
@pamsteropolous.bsky.social
Fit check for my napalm era.
Put bell bottoms on the child and now she looks taller and older and I don’t like how fast she’s growing.
December 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Put bell bottoms on the child and now she looks taller and older and I don’t like how fast she’s growing.
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will not be making a list of New Year’s resolutions until I see 2026 making a few of its own first
December 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
will not be making a list of New Year’s resolutions until I see 2026 making a few of its own first
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Me: The usual, please.
Bartender: *Slides me a frosted mug of KFC gravy*
Bartender: *Slides me a frosted mug of KFC gravy*
December 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Me: The usual, please.
Bartender: *Slides me a frosted mug of KFC gravy*
Bartender: *Slides me a frosted mug of KFC gravy*
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My chips are on the table (doritos)
December 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My chips are on the table (doritos)
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People talk about a double edged sword as something that can hurt others and also you, but it’s like dude you’re supposed to use both edges on the other guy.
December 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
People talk about a double edged sword as something that can hurt others and also you, but it’s like dude you’re supposed to use both edges on the other guy.
Despite the clear disapproval of his manager, Erik Estrada encouraged me to step over the barrier and have my picture taken with him at a Comic Book Convention.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Despite the clear disapproval of his manager, Erik Estrada encouraged me to step over the barrier and have my picture taken with him at a Comic Book Convention.
Does Putin really translate to Poutine in French? Incredible.
December 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Does Putin really translate to Poutine in French? Incredible.
Work is closed today and the child is at daycare and this is just nice.
December 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Work is closed today and the child is at daycare and this is just nice.
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We can, in fact, speak ill of the dead.
December 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We can, in fact, speak ill of the dead.
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« It’s not fun if I have to clean it up » - Me, a Mom
December 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
« It’s not fun if I have to clean it up » - Me, a Mom
« Fascists, blah » - our kid.
December 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
« Fascists, blah » - our kid.
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One enjoyable and refreshing feature of One Battle After Another is that we didn’t have to learn about the antagonist’s trauma.
December 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
One enjoyable and refreshing feature of One Battle After Another is that we didn’t have to learn about the antagonist’s trauma.
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No one would even want to use ChatGPT if Google just started all its normal search results with: "Wow! That's the kind of question that someone who is smart and also hot would ask..."
December 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
No one would even want to use ChatGPT if Google just started all its normal search results with: "Wow! That's the kind of question that someone who is smart and also hot would ask..."
The child was SO well behaved at brunch today and actually ate a bunch of food. It was weird.
December 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The child was SO well behaved at brunch today and actually ate a bunch of food. It was weird.
James Caan is inspired casting for Elf.
December 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
James Caan is inspired casting for Elf.
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
For me, one of the funniest jokes in Christmas Vacation is that Clark is not only a food scientist, but seemingly a really good one.
December 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
For me, one of the funniest jokes in Christmas Vacation is that Clark is not only a food scientist, but seemingly a really good one.
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Kerbal Space Program is an educational game for learning why launching your enemies into the sun is actually extremely difficult
December 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Kerbal Space Program is an educational game for learning why launching your enemies into the sun is actually extremely difficult
And if for no other reason, this is why AI needs to die.
“AI used as much water as the water industry this year” is fucking wild
December 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
And if for no other reason, this is why AI needs to die.
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I think Jake Paul should try returning serves from Venus Williams next
December 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I think Jake Paul should try returning serves from Venus Williams next
And yet, I am sitting on the hotel bed eating bacon from the fridge that I grabbed this morning from the breakfast buffet…
Just so uncomfortable right now.
I have eaten an obscene amount of food in the last 24 hours.
December 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
And yet, I am sitting on the hotel bed eating bacon from the fridge that I grabbed this morning from the breakfast buffet…
Just so uncomfortable right now.
I have eaten an obscene amount of food in the last 24 hours.
December 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Just so uncomfortable right now.
The child is really pushing all of the buttons these days. She’s a threenager through and through and some days, like when you throw your back out and can barely move, are hard AF and they will break you.
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The child is really pushing all of the buttons these days. She’s a threenager through and through and some days, like when you throw your back out and can barely move, are hard AF and they will break you.