Martin
@painterm.bsky.social
The Church doesn't want you to know this but the Virgin Mary had J Cups
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I HAVE QUESTIONS, 1910 WANT AD
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I HAVE QUESTIONS, 1910 WANT AD
I often feel like going back to Darktide but the dress-up aspect is usually a big draw for me and I'm currently wearing an exclusive armor set gained by completing the hardest class achievements while everything else you just... Buy, with money. The stuff I'm already wearing is more unique..
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I often feel like going back to Darktide but the dress-up aspect is usually a big draw for me and I'm currently wearing an exclusive armor set gained by completing the hardest class achievements while everything else you just... Buy, with money. The stuff I'm already wearing is more unique..
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the ball is not the protagonist of pinball. you are not the protagonist of pinball. the hole is the protagonist. you are the villain. she is starving
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
the ball is not the protagonist of pinball. you are not the protagonist of pinball. the hole is the protagonist. you are the villain. she is starving
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shopping for a hoodie on walmart dot com, I think this is the one
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
shopping for a hoodie on walmart dot com, I think this is the one
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if emily dickinson were alive today, what do you think her goon cave would’ve looked like
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
if emily dickinson were alive today, what do you think her goon cave would’ve looked like
2 Degrees called AND emailed me to beg me to switch from wired to wireless home internet as if there was any way on earth I was ever going to do that
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
2 Degrees called AND emailed me to beg me to switch from wired to wireless home internet as if there was any way on earth I was ever going to do that
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"don't call them ICE *agents,* they're not REAL law enforcement, they're thugs that come out of groups like the Proud Boys"
okay but what if I told you that "real" law enforcement came out of those groups too, from the local to the federal? there's a reason people said "abolish cops" in 2020
okay but what if I told you that "real" law enforcement came out of those groups too, from the local to the federal? there's a reason people said "abolish cops" in 2020
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"don't call them ICE *agents,* they're not REAL law enforcement, they're thugs that come out of groups like the Proud Boys"
okay but what if I told you that "real" law enforcement came out of those groups too, from the local to the federal? there's a reason people said "abolish cops" in 2020
okay but what if I told you that "real" law enforcement came out of those groups too, from the local to the federal? there's a reason people said "abolish cops" in 2020
Trump: "I wish the pee tapes never see the light of day."
Monkey's Paw: *finger curls inwards*
Monkey's Paw: *finger curls inwards*
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Trump: "I wish the pee tapes never see the light of day."
Monkey's Paw: *finger curls inwards*
Monkey's Paw: *finger curls inwards*
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I think medieval beekeeper outfits could be the strongest look in the entire history of fashion.
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I think medieval beekeeper outfits could be the strongest look in the entire history of fashion.
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When I chose to study politics for a living I had no idea that politics would get this dumb.
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
When I chose to study politics for a living I had no idea that politics would get this dumb.
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The sheer number of very senior Police staff named in the IPCA report who've left their jobs in the past year or so is starting to feel a bit...strange?
PP's excellent spade work continues on this story, and all power to her!
PP's excellent spade work continues on this story, and all power to her!
Latest from the McSkimming files
Top police executive who ‘did not disclose’ McSkimming material for reference now works for Justice
A former senior police employee who the IPCA found failed to disclose relevant information in a McSkimming reference now works for the Ministry of Justice
www.stuff.co.nz
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The sheer number of very senior Police staff named in the IPCA report who've left their jobs in the past year or so is starting to feel a bit...strange?
PP's excellent spade work continues on this story, and all power to her!
PP's excellent spade work continues on this story, and all power to her!
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Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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charging into the glory hole at 200 mph but it's painted on like a looney tunes tunnel and i flatten my dick into an accordion
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
charging into the glory hole at 200 mph but it's painted on like a looney tunes tunnel and i flatten my dick into an accordion
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One of my favorite pieces of all time back on the TL
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
One of my favorite pieces of all time back on the TL
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
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It’s very clear that billionaires and other wealthy people are paying to commit crimes like killing people for sport and raping children. Here in NZ they pay to hide their crimes from public view. And according to the media, we are supposed to aspire to be these people. No thank you.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It’s very clear that billionaires and other wealthy people are paying to commit crimes like killing people for sport and raping children. Here in NZ they pay to hide their crimes from public view. And according to the media, we are supposed to aspire to be these people. No thank you.
Actually I'd happily allow this as DM because I have a functional brain. What is the target? How are you getting the target to stay in place for an hour? How are you getting 8 mages to work together on this spell? Etc, etc, etc.
Any DM would be excited to see something like this go off.
Any DM would be excited to see something like this go off.
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Actually I'd happily allow this as DM because I have a functional brain. What is the target? How are you getting the target to stay in place for an hour? How are you getting 8 mages to work together on this spell? Etc, etc, etc.
Any DM would be excited to see something like this go off.
Any DM would be excited to see something like this go off.
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
I could polish off a meter of tiramisu by myself
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I could polish off a meter of tiramisu by myself