Martin
@painterm.bsky.social
The Church doesn't want you to know this but the Virgin Mary had J Cups
You can finally have crimpy again
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM
You can finally have crimpy again
They even changed the way it works because the achievements were apparently too hard for most people so you can't even get them that way anymore, which makes them even more unique. I've stumbled into RuneScape Party Hat territory.
November 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
They even changed the way it works because the achievements were apparently too hard for most people so you can't even get them that way anymore, which makes them even more unique. I've stumbled into RuneScape Party Hat territory.
'We've got an amazing offer for you, we can switch you to 5g free of charge!"
Something has gone wrong over there.
Something has gone wrong over there.
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
'We've got an amazing offer for you, we can switch you to 5g free of charge!"
Something has gone wrong over there.
Something has gone wrong over there.
I always have to be extremely careful because I'll be writing something with the tone of Prisoners and if I don't watch out it'll become The Naked Gun within 4 paragraphs...
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I always have to be extremely careful because I'll be writing something with the tone of Prisoners and if I don't watch out it'll become The Naked Gun within 4 paragraphs...
My bitch ex never let me stand on the furniture
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 AM
My bitch ex never let me stand on the furniture