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Martin
@painterm.bsky.social
The Church doesn't want you to know this but the Virgin Mary had J Cups
Huh
December 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
You just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I hate every one of these scumbag companies
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
🥳
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Rest up!
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Actually I'd happily allow this as DM because I have a functional brain. What is the target? How are you getting the target to stay in place for an hour? How are you getting 8 mages to work together on this spell? Etc, etc, etc.

Any DM would be excited to see something like this go off.
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Grunch
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It's peak #vtmb2
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Just Kindred Things: When you're trying to use your seductive gaze on the kine in the street and you accidentally boil their blood in their veins in the middle of a public plaza
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
November 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
November 6, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Repulsive
November 4, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Completely horrendous. Not remotely worth it.
November 4, 2025 at 8:49 AM
If I were in charge this would say "Get railed in New Zealand."
November 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
New high score
November 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
You would leave this piece out???
October 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
October 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I went to go see if Ray Wise had been in SVU and.... Uh?..
October 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
@wanderlustin.bsky.social do you want to come to this? I will pay for it to make up for last time. 3pm on Halloween Friday if it doesn't interfere with exams?
October 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"I've never known a kindred that could fly."
October 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
"Various dregs and rabble"
October 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
October 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Judith Collins is a foreign backed traitor and saboteur.
October 19, 2025 at 8:05 AM