Ari
@ospeedwagon.bsky.social
mostly posting about football, basketball, television, and classical theatre | he/they
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someone should show this to cris
January 23, 2026 at 1:56 AM
someone should show this to cris
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Everybody shut the fuck up and pay attention to the most important thing happening at this moment.
January 22, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Everybody shut the fuck up and pay attention to the most important thing happening at this moment.
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over here on MICKEY 17 WAS ROBBED island, I’ll be fine
January 22, 2026 at 3:32 PM
over here on MICKEY 17 WAS ROBBED island, I’ll be fine
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Tonight my four year old wanted to give me trivia questions. They were
- Did you ever want to be a platypus
- Did you ever want to be a child
- Is a rat white
- Do you live in a cabin
- Did you ever want to be a platypus
- Did you ever want to be a child
- Is a rat white
- Do you live in a cabin
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Tonight my four year old wanted to give me trivia questions. They were
- Did you ever want to be a platypus
- Did you ever want to be a child
- Is a rat white
- Do you live in a cabin
- Did you ever want to be a platypus
- Did you ever want to be a child
- Is a rat white
- Do you live in a cabin
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ELMER FUDD: *introducing movies on AMC for some reason* wadies and gentlemen... jawwed weto.... uh huh huh.... in dawwen awanofsky's.... wehweium fuh a dweam
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 PM
ELMER FUDD: *introducing movies on AMC for some reason* wadies and gentlemen... jawwed weto.... uh huh huh.... in dawwen awanofsky's.... wehweium fuh a dweam
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*lips directly on mic* i am going to miss college football season
January 20, 2026 at 4:49 AM
*lips directly on mic* i am going to miss college football season
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I really hope this IU win closes the portal to the dark place the Cubs opened in 2016
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I really hope this IU win closes the portal to the dark place the Cubs opened in 2016
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a lot happening here but this does seem like a specifically unhelpful question to ask a bus passenger on a bus with a rogue driver
January 20, 2026 at 3:03 AM
a lot happening here but this does seem like a specifically unhelpful question to ask a bus passenger on a bus with a rogue driver
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FERNANDO MENDOZA IN LOCKER ROOM: This is the day the lord has made! We’ll never forget this, boys! Win or lose, true friendship is the real prize!
CURT CIGNETTI:
CURT CIGNETTI:
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 PM
FERNANDO MENDOZA IN LOCKER ROOM: This is the day the lord has made! We’ll never forget this, boys! Win or lose, true friendship is the real prize!
CURT CIGNETTI:
CURT CIGNETTI:
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if sports heckling involves greenland something has gone badly off the rails
“Leave Greenland alone!”
Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)
Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)
January 19, 2026 at 1:11 AM
if sports heckling involves greenland something has gone badly off the rails
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hats off to the biggest wheelie this town has ever seen
January 19, 2026 at 1:26 AM
hats off to the biggest wheelie this town has ever seen
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
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the only "crackdown" I recognize as legitimate is the one I'm gonna do to some ice cold b e e r s
January 16, 2026 at 5:01 PM
the only "crackdown" I recognize as legitimate is the one I'm gonna do to some ice cold b e e r s
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Very excited to see this for several hours until X, the Everything App, comes back up
Listen up, assholes. It's me, @stalinsboner69, that's right, one of the finest accounts of 2020, and I'm here to see if this website still sucks and to teach you all a thing or two about posting.
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Wow, you guys are jerks, no wonder this website is dead, you're actually worse than Twitter
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Wow, you guys are jerks, no wonder this website is dead, you're actually worse than Twitter
January 16, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Very excited to see this for several hours until X, the Everything App, comes back up
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you have to hold on for the kicker
January 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
you have to hold on for the kicker
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you've gotta think that after this, Aaron Rodgers is going to hang it up and spend some quality time with his Real Wife, Who Exists
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
you've gotta think that after this, Aaron Rodgers is going to hang it up and spend some quality time with his Real Wife, Who Exists
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Do i believe in defrauding the government ?
no
Do i believe in ruinous love?
Yes!
no
Do i believe in ruinous love?
Yes!
January 12, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Do i believe in defrauding the government ?
no
Do i believe in ruinous love?
Yes!
no
Do i believe in ruinous love?
Yes!
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Ben Johnson currently suffering most of the side effects of Jardiance
January 11, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Ben Johnson currently suffering most of the side effects of Jardiance
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Giannis is able to close out the Lakers with multiple clutch defensive plays. A block and a steal. Both against LeBron. He is still an all world defender. #NBASky
January 10, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Giannis is able to close out the Lakers with multiple clutch defensive plays. A block and a steal. Both against LeBron. He is still an all world defender. #NBASky
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Doesn’t matter who they’re playing watching the Ducks always makes me think of this
January 10, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Doesn’t matter who they’re playing watching the Ducks always makes me think of this
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they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
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Butthole eyes, full hearts, can’t lose
January 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Butthole eyes, full hearts, can’t lose