Orynx
@orynx.bsky.social
I'm a gentle oryx named Orynx. I love reading #LitigationDisasterTours
Take care of all critters or you'll get the horns.
They/Them
Take care of all critters or you'll get the horns.
They/Them
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Orynx
@orynx.bsky.social
· Jan 31
Hay Critters! Croutonians!!
Let's lift up B. She has shared such love, laughter, knowledge, and adorable critters with us, now it's our turn to share with her.
Post your favorite pics of D with critters or our funniest, loving pics of our own critters.
We love you B!
@mcrouton.bsky.social
Let's lift up B. She has shared such love, laughter, knowledge, and adorable critters with us, now it's our turn to share with her.
Post your favorite pics of D with critters or our funniest, loving pics of our own critters.
We love you B!
@mcrouton.bsky.social
Oh @questauthority.bsky.social @akivamcohen.bsky.social @izzos.us @kathryntewson.bsky.social @goobermunch.bsky.social @kenwhite.bsky.social
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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After years of begging and pleading, Boop has FINALLY been added to the dictionary. Thank you @merriam-webster.com 💕🐐💕 #YouPutBoopInYourBook #Boop
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
After years of begging and pleading, Boop has FINALLY been added to the dictionary. Thank you @merriam-webster.com 💕🐐💕 #YouPutBoopInYourBook #Boop
Omd! Really?!!!
@boebertgoat.bsky.social @chrisraccoons.bsky.social @leviforoffice.bsky.social @tedcruzpoodle.bsky.social
*Prancing Hooves*
*Extends snout for boop*
@boebertgoat.bsky.social @chrisraccoons.bsky.social @leviforoffice.bsky.social @tedcruzpoodle.bsky.social
*Prancing Hooves*
*Extends snout for boop*
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Omd! Really?!!!
@boebertgoat.bsky.social @chrisraccoons.bsky.social @leviforoffice.bsky.social @tedcruzpoodle.bsky.social
*Prancing Hooves*
*Extends snout for boop*
@boebertgoat.bsky.social @chrisraccoons.bsky.social @leviforoffice.bsky.social @tedcruzpoodle.bsky.social
*Prancing Hooves*
*Extends snout for boop*
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This is an amazing fundraiser. It's direct help to people who need it, and it exists because of the generosity of people on social media.
This one, I believe in so much that the more of you who give, the more I'll give.
Seriously.
This one, I believe in so much that the more of you who give, the more I'll give.
Seriously.
***
II. WHAT WE DO
***
The sole purpose of this event is helping school-aged kids from lower income families eat during the 2-week school break in December
➡️ In the US, most food aid is school-based
➡️ In NC, access to that aid goes away when schools are closed
Dumb? Yes. But so it goes
II. WHAT WE DO
***
The sole purpose of this event is helping school-aged kids from lower income families eat during the 2-week school break in December
➡️ In the US, most food aid is school-based
➡️ In NC, access to that aid goes away when schools are closed
Dumb? Yes. But so it goes
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is an amazing fundraiser. It's direct help to people who need it, and it exists because of the generosity of people on social media.
This one, I believe in so much that the more of you who give, the more I'll give.
Seriously.
This one, I believe in so much that the more of you who give, the more I'll give.
Seriously.
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Hey, it's foodraiser time - give early, give often!!
Seriously, y'all - Greg's food drive is a huge success story. Let's keep it going. I believe in this one so much that I agreed to kick in money to increase the impact of some.of the contributions.
Seriously, y'all - Greg's food drive is a huge success story. Let's keep it going. I believe in this one so much that I agreed to kick in money to increase the impact of some.of the contributions.
***
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Hey, it's foodraiser time - give early, give often!!
Seriously, y'all - Greg's food drive is a huge success story. Let's keep it going. I believe in this one so much that I agreed to kick in money to increase the impact of some.of the contributions.
Seriously, y'all - Greg's food drive is a huge success story. Let's keep it going. I believe in this one so much that I agreed to kick in money to increase the impact of some.of the contributions.
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If anyone happens to have any lines on potential jobs for an attorney (VA licensed, eligible to waive into MD and/or DC) with significant (10+ years) experience in Medicare appeals and recent FOIA/privacy act experience from the govt side would appreciate the tip.
October 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If anyone happens to have any lines on potential jobs for an attorney (VA licensed, eligible to waive into MD and/or DC) with significant (10+ years) experience in Medicare appeals and recent FOIA/privacy act experience from the govt side would appreciate the tip.
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Some assorted reminders as we enter the weekend:
1. Posting illegal content is a violation of §3.B of the Bluesky terms of service.
2. Violations of the TOS may be reported through the app. See TOS §6.A
3. The Hatch Act (5 USC §7321 et seq) is a law.
1. Posting illegal content is a violation of §3.B of the Bluesky terms of service.
2. Violations of the TOS may be reported through the app. See TOS §6.A
3. The Hatch Act (5 USC §7321 et seq) is a law.
October 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Some assorted reminders as we enter the weekend:
1. Posting illegal content is a violation of §3.B of the Bluesky terms of service.
2. Violations of the TOS may be reported through the app. See TOS §6.A
3. The Hatch Act (5 USC §7321 et seq) is a law.
1. Posting illegal content is a violation of §3.B of the Bluesky terms of service.
2. Violations of the TOS may be reported through the app. See TOS §6.A
3. The Hatch Act (5 USC §7321 et seq) is a law.
Sparkle chickens!
@bruceshark.bsky.social
@bruceshark.bsky.social
Peafowl are some of the largest birds that can fly.
In fact, the chicks have all of their feathers when they emerge and are capable of flight roughly one week after hatching.
They are also known for their aggressive disposition, so we'd be careful with the insults.
In fact, the chicks have all of their feathers when they emerge and are capable of flight roughly one week after hatching.
They are also known for their aggressive disposition, so we'd be careful with the insults.
October 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Sparkle chickens!
@bruceshark.bsky.social
@bruceshark.bsky.social
Ever seen a 750-pound muskox face off with a 210-pound pumpkin? 💥 Hudson did, and won! 🏆 Catch more pumpkin-smashing, leaf-crunching, fall fun during #ZooBoo, October 18 & 19. 🎃🐾
October 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Is this a thing?
@questauthority.bsky.social
@akivamcohen.bsky.social @izzos.us
@kenwhite.bsky.social
@kathryntewson.bsky.social
@questauthority.bsky.social
@akivamcohen.bsky.social @izzos.us
@kenwhite.bsky.social
@kathryntewson.bsky.social
This is some of the best political news I've seen in a very long time.
There's a clear a way to end the Citizens United precedent by changing state incorporation laws - and now luminaries in both parties are forcing a vote on it in the 2026 election.
There's a clear a way to end the Citizens United precedent by changing state incorporation laws - and now luminaries in both parties are forcing a vote on it in the 2026 election.
October 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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🧡You deserve what you want,
Hope you get what you want….
Don’t worry—we got our paws on the original artwork. 🐾
🎤We heard you calling on the megaphone,
The otter tee returns to stand on its own.
The legend wore it—Swifties found it
You all are quite the pros 🦦✨
Hope you get what you want….
Don’t worry—we got our paws on the original artwork. 🐾
🎤We heard you calling on the megaphone,
The otter tee returns to stand on its own.
The legend wore it—Swifties found it
You all are quite the pros 🦦✨
October 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
🧡You deserve what you want,
Hope you get what you want….
Don’t worry—we got our paws on the original artwork. 🐾
🎤We heard you calling on the megaphone,
The otter tee returns to stand on its own.
The legend wore it—Swifties found it
You all are quite the pros 🦦✨
Hope you get what you want….
Don’t worry—we got our paws on the original artwork. 🐾
🎤We heard you calling on the megaphone,
The otter tee returns to stand on its own.
The legend wore it—Swifties found it
You all are quite the pros 🦦✨
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If you are a Texan being investigated for your connections to "radical leftist" groups, I am interested in representing you against harassment by Ken Paxton's office.
Citing the “martyrdom” of Charlie Kirk, Texas AG Ken Paxton says his office is pursuing sweeping undercover investigations into “leftist” groups. “To those demented souls who seek to kill, steal, and destroy our country, know this: you cannot hide, you cannot escape, and justice is coming."
October 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If you are a Texan being investigated for your connections to "radical leftist" groups, I am interested in representing you against harassment by Ken Paxton's office.
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If Sonia doesn't get $1138 TODAY she runs the risk of getting evicted and her car is already marked for repossession #HelpSky #UrgentNeed #HelpFolksLive2025 #MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #ShowUpForWishes 💸 💕
The court didn't award Sonia any of the damages her abuser did that she had to pay for. Help her restart her life: paypal.me/MsSoniaD cashapp $spunkylilminx or www.gofundme.com/f/sonias-fig...
Pay Sonia Hale using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/MsSoniaD and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
October 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If Sonia doesn't get $1138 TODAY she runs the risk of getting evicted and her car is already marked for repossession #HelpSky #UrgentNeed #HelpFolksLive2025 #MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #ShowUpForWishes 💸 💕
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Some help needed here, y'all.
If Sonia doesn't get $1138 TODAY she runs the risk of getting evicted and her car is already marked for repossession #HelpSky #UrgentNeed #HelpFolksLive2025 #MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #ShowUpForWishes 💸 💕
The court didn't award Sonia any of the damages her abuser did that she had to pay for. Help her restart her life: paypal.me/MsSoniaD cashapp $spunkylilminx or www.gofundme.com/f/sonias-fig...
October 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Some help needed here, y'all.
Mike @questauthority.bsky.social should see this.
October 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Mike @questauthority.bsky.social should see this.
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Games and social activities like Magic are refuges for many of these communities who need our help and our solidarity, and I'm proud to stand with one of my favorite clients to make a contribution to Trans Lifeline. This is a great cause. Join me.
Wizards of the Coast is hosting a Twitch stream to support Trans Lifeline, a hotline and non-profit organization offering direct support to trans people in crisis – for the trans community, by the trans community.
Tune in to twitch.tv/magic on Oct 4th at 10am PT to play games with us and support!
Tune in to twitch.tv/magic on Oct 4th at 10am PT to play games with us and support!
October 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Games and social activities like Magic are refuges for many of these communities who need our help and our solidarity, and I'm proud to stand with one of my favorite clients to make a contribution to Trans Lifeline. This is a great cause. Join me.
You have to see this @questauthority.bsky.social
A federal judge responds directly to an anonymous critic in a very novel way:
AAUP v. Rubio is out, and look at how it starts. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
September 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
You have to see this @questauthority.bsky.social
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A lot of people need to expunge the word "distraction" from their political vocabularies.
September 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
A lot of people need to expunge the word "distraction" from their political vocabularies.
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Happy National Coffee Day!
a cartoon man is holding a cup of coffee and a kettle .
Alt: a cartoon man is holding a cup of coffee and a kettle .
media.tenor.com
September 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Happy National Coffee Day!
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My wife took this video of a boisterous bottlenose dolphin in Monterey Bay, CA. At the very end this lunatic breached parallel to the boat and actually brushed against my wife’s shoulder on the way back down. At that moment, it had to be at 10-12 feet in the air. A super rare encounter! 🦑
September 27, 2025 at 7:02 AM
My wife took this video of a boisterous bottlenose dolphin in Monterey Bay, CA. At the very end this lunatic breached parallel to the boat and actually brushed against my wife’s shoulder on the way back down. At that moment, it had to be at 10-12 feet in the air. A super rare encounter! 🦑
I just thought of @questauthority.bsky.social and @kenwhite.bsky.social
I mean, both have critters... Are lawyers.... I mean...
But I want Mike and Popehat in wigs too!
*Ducks and runs for cover*
I mean, both have critters... Are lawyers.... I mean...
But I want Mike and Popehat in wigs too!
*Ducks and runs for cover*
Hilarious idea, I love it
Does your pet look good in a horsehair wig? Do they deserve to be seen and admired by thousands? Why not dress them up as a lawyer and submit their photo for inclusion in this year’s Law Paw Calendar (www.lawpawcalendar.com)? All proceeds will go to @savechildrenuk.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I just thought of @questauthority.bsky.social and @kenwhite.bsky.social
I mean, both have critters... Are lawyers.... I mean...
But I want Mike and Popehat in wigs too!
*Ducks and runs for cover*
I mean, both have critters... Are lawyers.... I mean...
But I want Mike and Popehat in wigs too!
*Ducks and runs for cover*
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Ima sooooo pissed right now. @merriam-webster.com added new words to their book…AND DO U KNOW WUT? Once again they FAILED to include “Boop”!! But they fluffing added “rizz”?!? WTF (also in their book)!! ijs (also NOT in their book…ijs)🐐
#Boop #NoBoopNoPeace #PutBoopInYourDictionary
#Boop #NoBoopNoPeace #PutBoopInYourDictionary
September 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Ima sooooo pissed right now. @merriam-webster.com added new words to their book…AND DO U KNOW WUT? Once again they FAILED to include “Boop”!! But they fluffing added “rizz”?!? WTF (also in their book)!! ijs (also NOT in their book…ijs)🐐
#Boop #NoBoopNoPeace #PutBoopInYourDictionary
#Boop #NoBoopNoPeace #PutBoopInYourDictionary
Um... @darthbluesky.bsky.social can we get a ruling please?
We only rate dogs. This is very clearly a red panda. We've had just about enough of your tomfoolery. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (IG: __joyjoa)
September 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Um... @darthbluesky.bsky.social can we get a ruling please?
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My wonderful Friend.....
Please spread and if ya can in these trying times spare a bit, thank you.
Please spread and if ya can in these trying times spare a bit, thank you.
September 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
My wonderful Friend.....
Please spread and if ya can in these trying times spare a bit, thank you.
Please spread and if ya can in these trying times spare a bit, thank you.
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Meet Olive. This sweet girl is hanging out at the farm with me. She is a Hudson Valley SPCA dog. Please consider a donation to help the transition here at the sanctuary so more dogs like her can call this place home gofund.me/b2cfa8bdf
September 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Meet Olive. This sweet girl is hanging out at the farm with me. She is a Hudson Valley SPCA dog. Please consider a donation to help the transition here at the sanctuary so more dogs like her can call this place home gofund.me/b2cfa8bdf