Orynx
@orynx.bsky.social
I'm a gentle oryx named Orynx. I love reading #LitigationDisasterTours
Take care of all critters or you'll get the horns.
They/Them
Take care of all critters or you'll get the horns.
They/Them
Why not "Mike's Albatross"
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November 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Why not "Mike's Albatross"
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Yum!
Tysvm. If I travel there I know where to get them now.
Tysvm. If I travel there I know where to get them now.
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Yum!
Tysvm. If I travel there I know where to get them now.
Tysvm. If I travel there I know where to get them now.
*stares in Orynx*
Where can I get those onion rings?
*Drools*
Where can I get those onion rings?
*Drools*
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
*stares in Orynx*
Where can I get those onion rings?
*Drools*
Where can I get those onion rings?
*Drools*
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Spike...
Spike fetches, catches and well... Spikes
Spike fetches, catches and well... Spikes
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Spike...
Spike fetches, catches and well... Spikes
Spike fetches, catches and well... Spikes
*whispers*
Birb Mom helped me a lot.
Now I teach my team.
*Settles in to read and learn more*
Birb Mom helped me a lot.
Now I teach my team.
*Settles in to read and learn more*
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
*whispers*
Birb Mom helped me a lot.
Now I teach my team.
*Settles in to read and learn more*
Birb Mom helped me a lot.
Now I teach my team.
*Settles in to read and learn more*
Just saw your post, not the thread. Envisioned packs of Oreos tumbling down from a tower display...
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Just saw your post, not the thread. Envisioned packs of Oreos tumbling down from a tower display...
And flying whale parts!
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
And flying whale parts!
But, in the way of these things - of course he did.
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
But, in the way of these things - of course he did.
Jolt and milk duds I think.
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Jolt and milk duds I think.
If it runs towards DNP style take down, can you please throw a popcorn gif up? I'll know to make lots of popcorn for everyone? 🤣🤭🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
a gazelle is looking at a bowl of popcorn ..
Alt: An antelope is looking over the top of a bowl of popcorn, the antelope is chewing.
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November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If it runs towards DNP style take down, can you please throw a popcorn gif up? I'll know to make lots of popcorn for everyone? 🤣🤭🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
How much popcorn 🍿 do I need to get for this?
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
How much popcorn 🍿 do I need to get for this?