Ima Goat
@boebertgoat.bsky.social
Long-suffering goat wuts belongs to Colorado’s most embarrassing Representative. Fighting to put Boop in Merriam Webster’s book…and defend Democracy…ijs 🐐
Likely parody
Likely parody
Think this is surprising? Y’all should see what Roni does when nobody is watching...ijs 🐐
Meet Veronika, the tool-using cow. Veronika uses sticks to scratch herself, using different orientations and motions, an example of multi-purpose tool use. This suggests scientists may have underestimated cows' cognitive abilities. arstechnica.com/science/2026...
Meet Veronika, the tool-using cow
Veronika uses sticks to scratch herself, suggesting scientists have underestimated cow cognition...
arstechnica.com
January 19, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Think this is surprising? Y’all should see what Roni does when nobody is watching...ijs 🐐
Ima looking for a rematch of Super Bowl 50…ijs 🐐 #LetsGoBroncos
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Ima looking for a rematch of Super Bowl 50…ijs 🐐 #LetsGoBroncos
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Lauren Boebert is fighting hard to (checks notes) free Tina Peters…does nothing for her constituents…ijs 🐐
January 18, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Lauren Boebert is fighting hard to (checks notes) free Tina Peters…does nothing for her constituents…ijs 🐐
Ima goat questions…
Let’s say a football team has 10 seconds on the clock…on the one yard line. Why don’t they just yeet the QB over the defense to make a touchdown? Would this be legal?Physically possible? Also, coaches, if you use this play in the future, give Ima credit…ijs 🐐
Let’s say a football team has 10 seconds on the clock…on the one yard line. Why don’t they just yeet the QB over the defense to make a touchdown? Would this be legal?Physically possible? Also, coaches, if you use this play in the future, give Ima credit…ijs 🐐
January 5, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Ima goat questions…
Let’s say a football team has 10 seconds on the clock…on the one yard line. Why don’t they just yeet the QB over the defense to make a touchdown? Would this be legal?Physically possible? Also, coaches, if you use this play in the future, give Ima credit…ijs 🐐
Let’s say a football team has 10 seconds on the clock…on the one yard line. Why don’t they just yeet the QB over the defense to make a touchdown? Would this be legal?Physically possible? Also, coaches, if you use this play in the future, give Ima credit…ijs 🐐
Ima promise Lauren will NEVER win a spelling bee. She can’t spell MAGA without spell check…ijs 🐐
Sad sad day when MGT is starting to make sense and look less radical. What’s next Lauren Boebert winning a spelling bee? I have woken up on the wrong timeline again.
January 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Ima promise Lauren will NEVER win a spelling bee. She can’t spell MAGA without spell check…ijs 🐐
A little on the nose…ijs 🐐 #Boop #BoopIsAWord
January 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
A little on the nose…ijs 🐐 #Boop #BoopIsAWord
When you go to a grocery store you already have to enter your phone number BUT to get an extra coupon discount you also need the damned app that NEVER works in the store cuz purposely crappy WiFi…ijs 🐐
Let’s air those grievances. I want to hear your pettiest gripes on this the holiest of days.
December 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
When you go to a grocery store you already have to enter your phone number BUT to get an extra coupon discount you also need the damned app that NEVER works in the store cuz purposely crappy WiFi…ijs 🐐
My outfit for the day it happens…🐐
December 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My outfit for the day it happens…🐐
They’ll be paying me to take meds…ijs 🐐
LOLLL Trump claims he’s cutting drug prices by 600 percent, which is not possible
December 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
They’ll be paying me to take meds…ijs 🐐
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Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Boop
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Ima certain it was the otters. Glad they’re finally getting recognition…ijs 🐐
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Ima certain it was the otters. Glad they’re finally getting recognition…ijs 🐐
Yo CO ppl - join in if you can…ijs 🐐
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November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Yo CO ppl - join in if you can…ijs 🐐
After years of begging and pleading, Boop has FINALLY been added to the dictionary. Thank you @merriam-webster.com 💕🐐💕 #YouPutBoopInYourBook #Boop
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
After years of begging and pleading, Boop has FINALLY been added to the dictionary. Thank you @merriam-webster.com 💕🐐💕 #YouPutBoopInYourBook #Boop
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Remember, "i" before "e", except after "c", and in words like neighbor and weigh and Epstein.
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Remember, "i" before "e", except after "c", and in words like neighbor and weigh and Epstein.
Drop something gold…ijs 🐐
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Drop something gold…ijs 🐐
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America must have the worst healthcare system on the planet if we can’t even get dementia treatment for our own President.
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
America must have the worst healthcare system on the planet if we can’t even get dementia treatment for our own President.
Kids learn better when they aren’t hungry…ijs 🐐
NBC News: Colorado voters have passed a ballot measure to limit tax deductions to fund the state's Healthy School Meals for All program, which lets participating schools offer free breakfasts and lunches to students.
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Kids learn better when they aren’t hungry…ijs 🐐
Hay…at least Cuomo out performed Sliwa (who’s numbers wouldn’t have helped him AT ALL). He can feel good about that while he’s packing for his move to Florida…ijs 🐐
cuomo karma strikes again is written on a yellow background
ALT: cuomo karma strikes again is written on a yellow background
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November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Hay…at least Cuomo out performed Sliwa (who’s numbers wouldn’t have helped him AT ALL). He can feel good about that while he’s packing for his move to Florida…ijs 🐐
Name these fluffing eight votes…ijs 🤬🐐
This is pathetic - to give in over "a promised vote" - but this is what they were always going to do.
"A handful of Democrats will supply some eight votes for a new short-term CR in exchange for a promised vote on the ACA tax credits."
They are gonna trust the GOP.🤡
www.axios.com/newsletters/...
"A handful of Democrats will supply some eight votes for a new short-term CR in exchange for a promised vote on the ACA tax credits."
They are gonna trust the GOP.🤡
www.axios.com/newsletters/...
November 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Name these fluffing eight votes…ijs 🤬🐐
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
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November 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
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Latest: Trump confirms rumors of his fecal incontinence by posting an AI video featuring Trump experiencing uncontrolled explosive diarrhea while flying a fighter jet
#NoKings
#TrumpPoopsHisPants
#NoKings
#TrumpPoopsHisPants
October 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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