Ima Goat
@boebertgoat.bsky.social
Long-suffering goat wuts belongs to Colorado’s most embarrassing Representative. Fighting to put Boop in Merriam Webster’s book…and defend Democracy…ijs 🐐
Likely parody
Likely parody
After years of begging and pleading, Boop has FINALLY been added to the dictionary. Thank you @merriam-webster.com 💕🐐💕 #YouPutBoopInYourBook #Boop
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
After years of begging and pleading, Boop has FINALLY been added to the dictionary. Thank you @merriam-webster.com 💕🐐💕 #YouPutBoopInYourBook #Boop
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Remember, "i" before "e", except after "c", and in words like neighbor and weigh and Epstein.
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Remember, "i" before "e", except after "c", and in words like neighbor and weigh and Epstein.
Drop something gold…ijs 🐐
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Drop something gold…ijs 🐐
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America must have the worst healthcare system on the planet if we can’t even get dementia treatment for our own President.
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
America must have the worst healthcare system on the planet if we can’t even get dementia treatment for our own President.
Kids learn better when they aren’t hungry…ijs 🐐
NBC News: Colorado voters have passed a ballot measure to limit tax deductions to fund the state's Healthy School Meals for All program, which lets participating schools offer free breakfasts and lunches to students.
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Kids learn better when they aren’t hungry…ijs 🐐
Hay…at least Cuomo out performed Sliwa (who’s numbers wouldn’t have helped him AT ALL). He can feel good about that while he’s packing for his move to Florida…ijs 🐐
cuomo karma strikes again is written on a yellow background
ALT: cuomo karma strikes again is written on a yellow background
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Hay…at least Cuomo out performed Sliwa (who’s numbers wouldn’t have helped him AT ALL). He can feel good about that while he’s packing for his move to Florida…ijs 🐐
Name these fluffing eight votes…ijs 🤬🐐
This is pathetic - to give in over "a promised vote" - but this is what they were always going to do.
"A handful of Democrats will supply some eight votes for a new short-term CR in exchange for a promised vote on the ACA tax credits."
They are gonna trust the GOP.🤡
www.axios.com/newsletters/...
"A handful of Democrats will supply some eight votes for a new short-term CR in exchange for a promised vote on the ACA tax credits."
They are gonna trust the GOP.🤡
www.axios.com/newsletters/...
November 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Name these fluffing eight votes…ijs 🤬🐐
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
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November 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
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Latest: Trump confirms rumors of his fecal incontinence by posting an AI video featuring Trump experiencing uncontrolled explosive diarrhea while flying a fighter jet
#NoKings
#TrumpPoopsHisPants
#NoKings
#TrumpPoopsHisPants
October 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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So…uh…has anyone seen my girlfriend? Asking cuz reasons…ijs 🐐 #ImaAntifa
October 10, 2025 at 7:05 AM
So…uh…has anyone seen my girlfriend? Asking cuz reasons…ijs 🐐 #ImaAntifa
This good boy is celebrating tongue out Tuesday 👅🐐
October 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This good boy is celebrating tongue out Tuesday 👅🐐
Ima sooooo pissed right now. @merriam-webster.com added new words to their book…AND DO U KNOW WUT? Once again they FAILED to include “Boop”!! But they fluffing added “rizz”?!? WTF (also in their book)!! ijs (also NOT in their book…ijs)🐐
#Boop #NoBoopNoPeace #PutBoopInYourDictionary
#Boop #NoBoopNoPeace #PutBoopInYourDictionary
September 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Ima sooooo pissed right now. @merriam-webster.com added new words to their book…AND DO U KNOW WUT? Once again they FAILED to include “Boop”!! But they fluffing added “rizz”?!? WTF (also in their book)!! ijs (also NOT in their book…ijs)🐐
#Boop #NoBoopNoPeace #PutBoopInYourDictionary
#Boop #NoBoopNoPeace #PutBoopInYourDictionary
Ima must be in bizzaro land…ijs 🐐
Ted Cruz blasts FCC Chair Brendan Carr:
"I think it is unbelievably dangerous for government to put itself in the position of saying we're going to decide what speech we like and what we don't, and we're going to threaten to take you off air if we don't like what you’re saying."
"I think it is unbelievably dangerous for government to put itself in the position of saying we're going to decide what speech we like and what we don't, and we're going to threaten to take you off air if we don't like what you’re saying."
September 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Ima must be in bizzaro land…ijs 🐐
Come on NZ, hook a snail up…ijs 🐐
September 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Come on NZ, hook a snail up…ijs 🐐
Sooo…looks like Kirk was killed because he wasn’t (checks notes) *racist enough* FFS 🐐
September 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Sooo…looks like Kirk was killed because he wasn’t (checks notes) *racist enough* FFS 🐐
Y’all think this is going to spur gang retaliation? 🐐 #WhiteOnWhiteSupremacistCrime
September 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Y’all think this is going to spur gang retaliation? 🐐 #WhiteOnWhiteSupremacistCrime
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Forgive me if I care way more about the school shooting that also took place today than I do about Charlie Kirk.
September 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Forgive me if I care way more about the school shooting that also took place today than I do about Charlie Kirk.
Horrible news out of CO today. 😢🐐
At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office.
At least 2 students shot at a Denver-area high school, authorities say | CNN
At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office.
www.cnn.com
September 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Horrible news out of CO today. 😢🐐
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September 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Ima little bit scared…ijs 🐐
Steve's telling ghost stories again, and nobody is scared again (but he is trying his best.)
September 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Ima little bit scared…ijs 🐐
He forgot “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER”…ijs 🤣🐐
September 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
He forgot “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER”…ijs 🤣🐐
Noem looks inside herself
And sees her heart is black
She sees the border wall
She must have it painted black…
And sees her heart is black
She sees the border wall
She must have it painted black…
Eat your heart out Kristy Noem you can paint your side black, but on the Mexican side, it's an open canvas for artist to reflect their feelings!!
August 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Noem looks inside herself
And sees her heart is black
She sees the border wall
She must have it painted black…
And sees her heart is black
She sees the border wall
She must have it painted black…
Ima solid 5 today…ijs 🐐
August 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Ima solid 5 today…ijs 🐐
Ima read Sybil by by Flora Rheta Schreiber when I was 10…
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.
I'll start: John Gardner's Grendel.
I'll start: John Gardner's Grendel.
August 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Ima read Sybil by by Flora Rheta Schreiber when I was 10…