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Ima Goat
@boebertgoat.bsky.social
Long-suffering goat wuts belongs to Colorado’s most embarrassing Representative. Fighting to put Boop in Merriam Webster’s book…and defend Democracy…ijs 🐐
Likely parody
All the good ones…ijs 🐐
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
OH MY GOAT! So fluffing adorable. Ima have a baby corn too. She not so little anymore
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Drop something gold…ijs 🐐
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This good boy is celebrating tongue out Tuesday 👅🐐
October 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ima keep my monies and pass…also including my $800 bet from Katie Porter’s White Board…ijs 🐐
August 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Earl’s a v v good boy
July 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Yus…let’s…ijs 🐐
July 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
On the radio program today, they were talking about the All Star game and how there would be robot umpires. So Ima tuned in and I’m FREAKED! These Rumpires (Rompires?) are so LIFELIKE it’s creepy…ijs 🐐
July 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
OK interwebs…this is in my backyard. Ima need to know what scat is that?
July 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Corn came out to glare at me in a photo…happy belated caturday 🐐
July 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
What is a Martini?
July 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Sorry Ima haven’t been around much, been teaching the kids to protect themselves from the Boebert Klan…ijs 🐐
July 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Mind if Ima join you? 🐐
June 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
So…fluoride is out but chemicals are in? This administration wants people dead…ijs 🐐
June 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Lauren is upset…ijs 🐐
June 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Wut’s your favorite cheese?

ijs…🐐
#AnimalCaucus
June 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
OH MY GOAT! An #AnimalCaucus sleepover? With popcorn? Ima in…will bring beverages…ijs 🐐
May 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Hay @merriam-webster.com
Suck it! Spelling Bee gets it…ijs 🐐
#Boop #NoBoopNoPeace #PutBoopInYourDictionary
May 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle 🐐
May 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
ijs 🐐
May 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Hay - spidersky
Identify my spider please 🐐
April 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Reached 1,000 followers today. And even though some of you are porn bots, “Gambian” scammers, or purveyors or prodigious products, Ima just wanna say WOW. Y’all goat taste…ijs 🐐
April 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
More ricochet than rebound…ijs 🐐
April 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
They will come Easter…ijs 🐐
April 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
My guinea pig died…RIP Mr. “Mo” Mocha Bean 💔🐐
March 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM