Pete 🦆
@whyaduck.bsky.social
He/Him.
Mostly harmless old guy, with a penchant for dad jokes and shitposting. Can be a sweary mcswearface. Slava Ukraini. No Kings.
PFP: Me. England. Giant Horse Head
Banner: #TransRightsAreHumanRights
Mostly harmless old guy, with a penchant for dad jokes and shitposting. Can be a sweary mcswearface. Slava Ukraini. No Kings.
PFP: Me. England. Giant Horse Head
Banner: #TransRightsAreHumanRights
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Pete 🦆
@whyaduck.bsky.social
· Oct 14
FAPs (Frequently Asked Petes):
Q: You don’t follow me, why did you like or comment on my post?
A: Because I came across your post on What’s Hot Classic or in a reply to someone I follow and thought it was worth interacting with.
Q: Is this a bit?
A: I’m not sure.
Q: You don’t follow me, why did you like or comment on my post?
A: Because I came across your post on What’s Hot Classic or in a reply to someone I follow and thought it was worth interacting with.
Q: Is this a bit?
A: I’m not sure.
Sometimes I’ll hit Post or Reply and while it’s uploading I’ll think better and hit cancel. Then it appears anyway.
These are Tom Riker posts.
These are Tom Riker posts.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Sometimes I’ll hit Post or Reply and while it’s uploading I’ll think better and hit cancel. Then it appears anyway.
These are Tom Riker posts.
These are Tom Riker posts.
I think Mamdani should run in ‘28 to replace Chuck.
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I think Mamdani should run in ‘28 to replace Chuck.
This still burns. Thankfully Ned Lamont, who beat Joementum in that primary, is now our governor.
the Rosetta Stone of dem politics is the 2006 senate primary which incumbent Joe Lieberman lost in part for making out with George Bush
He ran anyway, won with GOP support, dems let him keep his seniority, chairmanships and perks & he rewarded them by obstructing the ACA & killing the public option
He ran anyway, won with GOP support, dems let him keep his seniority, chairmanships and perks & he rewarded them by obstructing the ACA & killing the public option
An important question you cannot skip over in pursuit of the Primary Them All solution is: how likely is it that defeating entitled narcissists in a primary will actually stop them from running?
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This still burns. Thankfully Ned Lamont, who beat Joementum in that primary, is now our governor.
The only problem with the “Dems are playing 3D chess” theories of last night is that if that’s true it’s doomed to fail because to play chess you have to assume the other side will use actual chess pieces, play by the rules, and not throw the board on the ground if their pawn is threatened.
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The only problem with the “Dems are playing 3D chess” theories of last night is that if that’s true it’s doomed to fail because to play chess you have to assume the other side will use actual chess pieces, play by the rules, and not throw the board on the ground if their pawn is threatened.
This actually … rocks.
Headstones - The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald
YouTube video by Headstones
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This actually … rocks.
Dems: We’ll surrender spectacularly and place our heads on the chopping block. Republicans won’t dare chop our heads off and we’ll sweep the midterms.
Republicans:
Republicans:
a man in a cowboy hat is talking to another man in a blue jumpsuit
Alt: a man in a cowboy hat is talking to another man in a blue jumpsuit
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Dems: We’ll surrender spectacularly and place our heads on the chopping block. Republicans won’t dare chop our heads off and we’ll sweep the midterms.
Republicans:
Republicans:
Who took the cookie from the - cookie jar?
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Who took the cookie from the - cookie jar?
I think that the most satisfying feeling in the world would be making Billy Connolly laugh.
November 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I think that the most satisfying feeling in the world would be making Billy Connolly laugh.
I’m surprised they changed that first part.
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’m surprised they changed that first part.
If this were the bad place I would be tagging Kraft Heinz about the packet of Mrs. Grass’s soup powder that just exploded all over my kitchen floor.
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
If this were the bad place I would be tagging Kraft Heinz about the packet of Mrs. Grass’s soup powder that just exploded all over my kitchen floor.
Reposted by Pete 🦆
I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
It’s amazing how many people sit in church on Sundays singing “whatsoever you do to the least of my people, that you do unto me” and then go off and, through action or inaction, do terrible things and claim they were just following JC’s orders.
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It’s amazing how many people sit in church on Sundays singing “whatsoever you do to the least of my people, that you do unto me” and then go off and, through action or inaction, do terrible things and claim they were just following JC’s orders.
Garry the Prophet knew what was up.
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Garry the Prophet knew what was up.
Post ten and the 11th is free.
it's a good thing bluesky is hinky right now or i would have posted about ten more sandwich puns by now
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Post ten and the 11th is free.
I’d make another sandwich joke, but they’ll bánh mi if I do.
The jury — which feasted on sandwiches for lunch on Thursday, according to a person familiar with jury lunches
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I’d make another sandwich joke, but they’ll bánh mi if I do.
🎶Instant schwarma’s gonna get you🎶
i'm unmentionably fresh, i'm a mensch, get correct
i will walk into a court while erect, screaming,
"yes, i am guilty, motherfuckers; i am death."
aye, you wanna hear a good joke?
nobody speak, nobody get choked
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
i will walk into a court while erect, screaming,
"yes, i am guilty, motherfuckers; i am death."
aye, you wanna hear a good joke?
nobody speak, nobody get choked
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
🎶Instant schwarma’s gonna get you🎶
The guy’s a real gyro.
These sandwich puns are glorious
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The guy’s a real gyro.
Mood
Low Roar - "I’ll Keep Coming" - IDK Sessions
YouTube video by IDK Sessions
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Mood
More of this please.
I'm here outside Speaker Johnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
More of this please.
I suspect that after only three words from me Nick Cave would be looking forlornly at his stylish watch.
I asked this before over at The Old Place and the answers delighted me. So again:
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I suspect that after only three words from me Nick Cave would be looking forlornly at his stylish watch.
We are lucky that women let us men work with them.
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
We are lucky that women let us men work with them.
Reposted by Pete 🦆
Gals, if you're not absolutely ruining the workplace for certain kinds of men, you need to step up your game. 🩷
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Gals, if you're not absolutely ruining the workplace for certain kinds of men, you need to step up your game. 🩷
One of my favorite things about this place is that if I go to refresh my feed and as I’m doing it I see something interesting - it’ll still be there after the refresh.
Amazing concept.
Amazing concept.
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
One of my favorite things about this place is that if I go to refresh my feed and as I’m doing it I see something interesting - it’ll still be there after the refresh.
Amazing concept.
Amazing concept.