Pete 🦆
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Pete 🦆
@whyaduck.bsky.social
He/Him.

Mostly harmless old guy, with a penchant for dad jokes and shitposting. Can be a sweary mcswearface. Slava Ukraini. No Kings.

PFP: Me. England. Giant Horse Head

Banner: #TransRightsAreHumanRights
I bet he doesn’t read any book either.
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Oh shit. That’s the same bro.
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
He really didn’t need to add single and no kids.
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“The water’s going down, it’s a mighty tight <pause> squeeeeeze” is peak Neil.
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
and that took 40+ years. Dems need to play the long game.
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Nausea?
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It’s almost coquito season as well.
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
PR corned beef hash looks delish.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
So you’ll eat them just not be around them.
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Thank you!
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Oh no. Not the iced tea pee.
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Chrysaor. But most people remember his brother the winged horse.

All of it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Sweden
a chef is holding a tennis racquet over a pan of food
Alt: a chef is holding a tennis racquet over a pan of food
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November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Hurricane
a man in a hat is playing a guitar in front of a microphone .
Alt: a man in a hat is playing a guitar in front of a microphone .
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November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Is that one of them TripTiks?
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Gershbumps?
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
At least one more.
a cartoon of a hamburger wearing a top hat
Alt: a cartoon of a hamburger wearing a top hat
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November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Mr. Daryl Hannah might also work.
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
There was a dread zombie in Oblivion who did that to me.
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM