Pete 🦆
@whyaduck.bsky.social
He/Him.
Mostly harmless old guy, with a penchant for dad jokes and shitposting. Can be a sweary mcswearface. Slava Ukraini. No Kings.
PFP: Me. England. Giant Horse Head
Banner: #TransRightsAreHumanRights
Mostly harmless old guy, with a penchant for dad jokes and shitposting. Can be a sweary mcswearface. Slava Ukraini. No Kings.
PFP: Me. England. Giant Horse Head
Banner: #TransRightsAreHumanRights
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Pete 🦆
@whyaduck.bsky.social
· Oct 14
FAPs (Frequently Asked Petes):
Q: You don’t follow me, why did you like or comment on my post?
A: Because I came across your post on What’s Hot Classic or in a reply to someone I follow and thought it was worth interacting with.
Q: Is this a bit?
A: I’m not sure.
Q: You don’t follow me, why did you like or comment on my post?
A: Because I came across your post on What’s Hot Classic or in a reply to someone I follow and thought it was worth interacting with.
Q: Is this a bit?
A: I’m not sure.
Well I learned a new word today that I wish I hadn’t.
Turns out it’s not someone who really loves Wicked.
Turns out it’s not someone who really loves Wicked.
Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Well I learned a new word today that I wish I hadn’t.
Turns out it’s not someone who really loves Wicked.
Turns out it’s not someone who really loves Wicked.
No no. You can’t release the Epstein files. It’ll expose people on your side too.
Me:
Me:
a man in a suit is dancing in front of a sign that says a on it .
Alt: a man in a suit is dancing in front of a sign that says a on it .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
No no. You can’t release the Epstein files. It’ll expose people on your side too.
Me:
Me:
How does Megyn think this helps?
According to Megyn Kelly, there's now a sliding scale of p*dophiles from least depraved to most depraved. Doesn't this just tell you everything you need to know about Trump sycophants?! For anyone still on Twitter, please be sure to rat her out for the vile b*tch she is. #megynkelly #Trump #epstein
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
How does Megyn think this helps?
Pupper is out of surgery and doing well. Commence breathing again.
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Pupper is out of surgery and doing well. Commence breathing again.
Biggypop is one of the only reasons to still have Insta.
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Biggypop is one of the only reasons to still have Insta.
Reposted by Pete 🦆
this country will not be healed until genuinely rich and powerful people start experiencing genuinely severe consequences for their evil actions. these people will only respond to force.
And no, don’t tell me it’s somehow impossible - the U.S. is by no means exceptional in this regard, either.
And no, don’t tell me it’s somehow impossible - the U.S. is by no means exceptional in this regard, either.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
this country will not be healed until genuinely rich and powerful people start experiencing genuinely severe consequences for their evil actions. these people will only respond to force.
And no, don’t tell me it’s somehow impossible - the U.S. is by no means exceptional in this regard, either.
And no, don’t tell me it’s somehow impossible - the U.S. is by no means exceptional in this regard, either.
Get to know your mutuals; list 10 random things you like:
Beauty in unexpected places
A good homemade soup
Dissonance
Freshly baked bread
Uncontrollable laughter
Whoopie
Kindness
Dogs (ok, all non-human animals)
Video games
You
Beauty in unexpected places
A good homemade soup
Dissonance
Freshly baked bread
Uncontrollable laughter
Whoopie
Kindness
Dogs (ok, all non-human animals)
Video games
You
Get to know your mutuals; list 10 random things you like:
London
Snakes
The beach
The woods
Bob Dylan
TTRPGs
Lilacs
Hawaiian shirts
Blueberries
Reservation Dogs
London
Snakes
The beach
The woods
Bob Dylan
TTRPGs
Lilacs
Hawaiian shirts
Blueberries
Reservation Dogs
Get to know your mutuals, list 10 random things you like:
Fountain pens
James Frazer
Guitars
Cats
William James
Watercolors
Dredge
Irish music
Werewolves
The Verve Pipe
Fountain pens
James Frazer
Guitars
Cats
William James
Watercolors
Dredge
Irish music
Werewolves
The Verve Pipe
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Get to know your mutuals; list 10 random things you like:
Beauty in unexpected places
A good homemade soup
Dissonance
Freshly baked bread
Uncontrollable laughter
Whoopie
Kindness
Dogs (ok, all non-human animals)
Video games
You
Beauty in unexpected places
A good homemade soup
Dissonance
Freshly baked bread
Uncontrollable laughter
Whoopie
Kindness
Dogs (ok, all non-human animals)
Video games
You
Dropping your dog off for surgery is hard on the soul.
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Dropping your dog off for surgery is hard on the soul.
🎶Enid we never really knew each other anyway🎶
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
🎶Enid we never really knew each other anyway🎶
My stomach is growling so loudly right now it’s like something out of Star Trek IV - The Voyage Home
a man with a mustache says there be whales here in a dark room
Alt: a man with a mustache says there be whales here in a dark room
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My stomach is growling so loudly right now it’s like something out of Star Trek IV - The Voyage Home
Note to self: that soup you made last weekend should be renamed Super Colon Blow.
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Note to self: that soup you made last weekend should be renamed Super Colon Blow.
Alternate theory: Bluesky just really hates the active voice.
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Alternate theory: Bluesky just really hates the active voice.
Reposted by Pete 🦆
They can come for Bill Clinton right now if they want, whether he's in the files or not.
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
They can come for Bill Clinton right now if they want, whether he's in the files or not.
Thank god I stopped using double spaces after a period years ago.
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Thank god I stopped using double spaces after a period years ago.
Sometimes I’ll hit Post or Reply and while it’s uploading I’ll think better and hit cancel. Then it appears anyway.
These are Tom Riker posts.
These are Tom Riker posts.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Sometimes I’ll hit Post or Reply and while it’s uploading I’ll think better and hit cancel. Then it appears anyway.
These are Tom Riker posts.
These are Tom Riker posts.
I think Mamdani should run in ‘28 to replace Chuck.
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I think Mamdani should run in ‘28 to replace Chuck.
This still burns. Thankfully Ned Lamont, who beat Joementum in that primary, is now our governor.
the Rosetta Stone of dem politics is the 2006 senate primary which incumbent Joe Lieberman lost in part for making out with George Bush
He ran anyway, won with GOP support, dems let him keep his seniority, chairmanships and perks & he rewarded them by obstructing the ACA & killing the public option
He ran anyway, won with GOP support, dems let him keep his seniority, chairmanships and perks & he rewarded them by obstructing the ACA & killing the public option
An important question you cannot skip over in pursuit of the Primary Them All solution is: how likely is it that defeating entitled narcissists in a primary will actually stop them from running?
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This still burns. Thankfully Ned Lamont, who beat Joementum in that primary, is now our governor.
The only problem with the “Dems are playing 3D chess” theories of last night is that if that’s true it’s doomed to fail because to play chess you have to assume the other side will use actual chess pieces, play by the rules, and not throw the board on the ground if their pawn is threatened.
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The only problem with the “Dems are playing 3D chess” theories of last night is that if that’s true it’s doomed to fail because to play chess you have to assume the other side will use actual chess pieces, play by the rules, and not throw the board on the ground if their pawn is threatened.
This actually … rocks.
Headstones - The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald
YouTube video by Headstones
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This actually … rocks.
Dems: We’ll surrender spectacularly and place our heads on the chopping block. Republicans won’t dare chop our heads off and we’ll sweep the midterms.
Republicans:
Republicans:
a man in a cowboy hat is talking to another man in a blue jumpsuit
Alt: a man in a cowboy hat is talking to another man in a blue jumpsuit
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Dems: We’ll surrender spectacularly and place our heads on the chopping block. Republicans won’t dare chop our heads off and we’ll sweep the midterms.
Republicans:
Republicans:
Who took the cookie from the - cookie jar?
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Who took the cookie from the - cookie jar?
I think that the most satisfying feeling in the world would be making Billy Connolly laugh.
November 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I think that the most satisfying feeling in the world would be making Billy Connolly laugh.
I’m surprised they changed that first part.
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’m surprised they changed that first part.