Old Man Niemand
@d1ucb4u.bsky.social
Southron, Asatruar, Transhumanist, Anti-Dominionist, Thanatologist, Indoorsman, Game Master, & Patron of the Arts.
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The perfect accessory for nobility, clergy, clowns, and even the occasional choir, the new Elizabethan Ruff is made of carefully accordioned, starched fabric. Get ruffled in our clothing menu today! www.heroforge.com/load_config%...
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The perfect accessory for nobility, clergy, clowns, and even the occasional choir, the new Elizabethan Ruff is made of carefully accordioned, starched fabric. Get ruffled in our clothing menu today! www.heroforge.com/load_config%...
"We're... at the beginning of a transition that is as profound as going from hunter-gatherers to agriculture and then from agricultural to industrial society." — Albert Wenger
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"We're... at the beginning of a transition that is as profound as going from hunter-gatherers to agriculture and then from agricultural to industrial society." — Albert Wenger
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"You can't be Jewish and oppose Israel"
Here I am doing it though. Watch me. It's not even hard.
Here I am doing it though. Watch me. It's not even hard.
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"You can't be Jewish and oppose Israel"
Here I am doing it though. Watch me. It's not even hard.
Here I am doing it though. Watch me. It's not even hard.
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Nightlife.
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Nightlife.
Wow... My mom just accidentally discovered Pawn Stars!
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Wow... My mom just accidentally discovered Pawn Stars!
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another reminder bc youse seem to forget often:
if you're hitting like on a sex worker's post you should be reposting too. especially if that post is asking for mutual aid, tips, or sales.
if you don't repost nsfw stuff, most sw also have sfw posts you can boost.
likes do nothing to boost a post!
if you're hitting like on a sex worker's post you should be reposting too. especially if that post is asking for mutual aid, tips, or sales.
if you don't repost nsfw stuff, most sw also have sfw posts you can boost.
likes do nothing to boost a post!
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
another reminder bc youse seem to forget often:
if you're hitting like on a sex worker's post you should be reposting too. especially if that post is asking for mutual aid, tips, or sales.
if you don't repost nsfw stuff, most sw also have sfw posts you can boost.
likes do nothing to boost a post!
if you're hitting like on a sex worker's post you should be reposting too. especially if that post is asking for mutual aid, tips, or sales.
if you don't repost nsfw stuff, most sw also have sfw posts you can boost.
likes do nothing to boost a post!
"Americans have long honored the 'self-made man,' but now that we are actually learning enough to be able to remake ourselves into something new, many flinch. Many would apparently rather bumble around with their eyes closed, trusting in tradition, than look around to see what’s about to happen...
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
"Americans have long honored the 'self-made man,' but now that we are actually learning enough to be able to remake ourselves into something new, many flinch. Many would apparently rather bumble around with their eyes closed, trusting in tradition, than look around to see what’s about to happen...
"You have been kidnapped by the antagonist of the last TV show you watched, and the protagonist of the last book you read are coming to rescue you."
The Gentleman With the Thistledown Hair has me, & the children Dan and Una who are to rescue me get their memories wiped by fairy magic every chapter.
The Gentleman With the Thistledown Hair has me, & the children Dan and Una who are to rescue me get their memories wiped by fairy magic every chapter.
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"You have been kidnapped by the antagonist of the last TV show you watched, and the protagonist of the last book you read are coming to rescue you."
The Gentleman With the Thistledown Hair has me, & the children Dan and Una who are to rescue me get their memories wiped by fairy magic every chapter.
The Gentleman With the Thistledown Hair has me, & the children Dan and Una who are to rescue me get their memories wiped by fairy magic every chapter.
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What if buying a book was like a magic spell, and every time you did it an awesome social movement space got its wings, or could pay its water bill or something 💫 That would be pretty incredible, right?
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November 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
What if buying a book was like a magic spell, and every time you did it an awesome social movement space got its wings, or could pay its water bill or something 💫 That would be pretty incredible, right?
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the only good counterargument to “they should be tried for war crimes” is “we are not at war so they should straight up be tried for murder”
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
the only good counterargument to “they should be tried for war crimes” is “we are not at war so they should straight up be tried for murder”
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What nerdy library is complete without the perfect stack of your favorite books? All weekend, get one Core Rulebook for 20% off, two for 25% off the pair, and 30% off for a group of three or more! The more you stack, the more you save in our Core Rulebook Stacking Sale!
buff.ly/jkQRgcB
buff.ly/jkQRgcB
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
What nerdy library is complete without the perfect stack of your favorite books? All weekend, get one Core Rulebook for 20% off, two for 25% off the pair, and 30% off for a group of three or more! The more you stack, the more you save in our Core Rulebook Stacking Sale!
buff.ly/jkQRgcB
buff.ly/jkQRgcB
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Spatchcock turkey is the funniest trick to pull at Thanksgiving because barely ninety minutes passes and the turkey is already done and anyone else cooking in the kitchen is freaking out because they thought they had HOURS to get the sides ready.
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Spatchcock turkey is the funniest trick to pull at Thanksgiving because barely ninety minutes passes and the turkey is already done and anyone else cooking in the kitchen is freaking out because they thought they had HOURS to get the sides ready.
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what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
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Aransas J. Hawthorne, Esq. has something to say.
I drew this image for a comic I'm working on and gave him some new words to say. #nandavanam #furrycomic
I drew this image for a comic I'm working on and gave him some new words to say. #nandavanam #furrycomic
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Aransas J. Hawthorne, Esq. has something to say.
I drew this image for a comic I'm working on and gave him some new words to say. #nandavanam #furrycomic
I drew this image for a comic I'm working on and gave him some new words to say. #nandavanam #furrycomic
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Monday kicks off our annual Hero Forge Adventure Calendar, with brand new releases every single day of December! See if you can guess all 31 treasures in store for you this holiday season. #heroforge #heroforgeminis #ttrpg #ttrpgs #holidays #sneakpeek #tabletopgaming
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Monday kicks off our annual Hero Forge Adventure Calendar, with brand new releases every single day of December! See if you can guess all 31 treasures in store for you this holiday season. #heroforge #heroforgeminis #ttrpg #ttrpgs #holidays #sneakpeek #tabletopgaming
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Hi everyone! We have a new update live on our 2e AoN with a new feature for PFS folks and some new books. We've also added info about our next big update, which will include some major architecture changes to resolve errors we've seen in the early US timezone. Check out the front page for details!
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hi everyone! We have a new update live on our 2e AoN with a new feature for PFS folks and some new books. We've also added info about our next big update, which will include some major architecture changes to resolve errors we've seen in the early US timezone. Check out the front page for details!
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Always grinds my gears when people say "No one would work drudge jobs if there was a UBI"
But even staying completely capitalist, I disagree. If I received a baseline living-wage UBI, and then I was offered REWARDS for drudge jobs, I'd take it! I want to save up for treats and travel and hobbies!
But even staying completely capitalist, I disagree. If I received a baseline living-wage UBI, and then I was offered REWARDS for drudge jobs, I'd take it! I want to save up for treats and travel and hobbies!
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Always grinds my gears when people say "No one would work drudge jobs if there was a UBI"
But even staying completely capitalist, I disagree. If I received a baseline living-wage UBI, and then I was offered REWARDS for drudge jobs, I'd take it! I want to save up for treats and travel and hobbies!
But even staying completely capitalist, I disagree. If I received a baseline living-wage UBI, and then I was offered REWARDS for drudge jobs, I'd take it! I want to save up for treats and travel and hobbies!
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
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Annette is just like me fr.
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Annette is just like me fr.
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Person who only knows about paintings from The Picture of Dorian Gray, seeing a Jackson Pollock: "Holy fuck what did this guy do?"
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Person who only knows about paintings from The Picture of Dorian Gray, seeing a Jackson Pollock: "Holy fuck what did this guy do?"
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Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you :3
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you :3
"Turkeys raised in the United States during 2025 is forecasted at 195 million, down from the 201 million raised during 2024." — USDA
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Turkeys raised in the United States during 2025 is forecasted at 195 million, down from the 201 million raised during 2024." — USDA
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Low-key, Cassandra gotta be transfem (and respected for it) because lord knows you don't get powers of insight like that while you're cis, wealthy, and of the dominant ethnic group.
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Low-key, Cassandra gotta be transfem (and respected for it) because lord knows you don't get powers of insight like that while you're cis, wealthy, and of the dominant ethnic group.