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Old Man Niemand
@d1ucb4u.bsky.social
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Southron, Asatruar, Transhumanist, Anti-Dominionist, Thanatologist, Indoorsman, Game Master, & Patron of the Arts.
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Rotting dragon gnawing roots surrounded by the words: "Nazis go to Nidhoggr"
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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I'd recognize Skippy Bunny anywhere!
Bunny in blue tunic, brown hat with red feather, bow and arrow from the animated Robin Hood (1973)
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Sapient toasters, you say?
Dave Lister (a man with dreadlocks in a tan uniform) and Talkie Toaster (a toaster) from Red Dwarf, sitting in conversation at a table
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Out of the oven and set on racks to cool! 😁
Toasty yeast rolls cooling on a countertop rack.
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Fluffy and risen and waiting for the oven to preheat!
Risen uncooked rolls fluffed up on a baking tray.
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Like the proverbial parrot, they're just resting...
Uncooked rolls spread out on a baking sheet.
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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An attempt has begun...
Dough on a floury board
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Bob Parr (the secret identity of Mr. Incredible) vigorously tapping his desk and saying, "Boobs are boobs!"
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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As long as you're in a basement (or bunker?), this album is still a viable option. 😉
Cover of AFI's album "Decemberunderground" with 3 black rabbits around the band's name over a gray background with white silhouettes of leaf-bare trees.
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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These lil' fellahs?!
Floating undead brain and nervous system known as a raw nerve from the Pathfinder 2e RPG.
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Kholo natural philosopher.
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Every campaign world needs a pervy, old master of enchantments and illusions as a recurring BBEG, right?
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Teen One: "Maybe we should check the school morgue." Teen Two: "Kelso, the school doesn't have a morgue." Teen One: "Then what do we pay all those taxes for?!"
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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That sucks, so here's an Aurora you can see!
Black cat in a warm dryer
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Happy 111th birthday, Hedy Lamarr!
Brunette bombshell Hedy Lamarr looking just off camera with technical blueprints as the background
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Are we sure the portal goes to the Abyss?
November 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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For my magical Elizabethan Earth PF2e campaign...

#TTRPG #Homebrew #PF2e
A background for the Pathfinder 2e rpg called "Cattle Thief" with the n Uncommon and Elf traits. Like your faerie kin, you delight in handsome cows, well-crafted dairy products, and a rousing tale of trickery and cunning. None of you enjoy the actual labor required to produce either of these former things, and so the nights of your youth were spent liberating them from the homesteads of your more mundane and industrious neighbors. Choose two attribute boosts. One must be to Dexterity or Charisma, and one is a free attribute boost. You're trained in the Thievery skill and in the Farming Lore skill. You can use your Thievery modifier instead of your Nature modifier to Command an Animal, and you gain a +1 circumstance bonus to Thievery checks to Steal items produced by herdsmen (butter, cheese, and the like). If you are a master in Thievery, this bonus increases to +2.
November 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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IYKYK
October 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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RP with a picture of a band/musician that gets you in the Halloween spirit 🎶🎃🐀
Van Helsing's Curse – Oculus Infernum: A Halloween Tale CD Album cover from 2003 featuring a monstrous eye with a jack o'lantern iris
October 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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My sexy zombie girl awakening. Don't remember anything else about the movie, but damn...
Video cover of Return of the Living Dead 3 with red background, full moon, dead tree branches, and an undead woman dressed in torn denim and leather and pierced with shards of glass and metal.
October 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Queen Joan the Wad, wife of Jack.
October 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Archangel Gabriel, as portrayed by Christopher Walken, sitting on some school steps saying, "See ya, kids. Study your math! Key to the universe..."
October 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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It's the Mastercard-looking icon on the left-hand menu.
A screen shot of Roll20's Hide/Reveal map feature
October 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Not a .gif, but still makes me laugh...
Two guys from the 1970s. The first says, "Maybe we should check the school morgue." The second responds, "Kelso, the school doesn't have a morgue." The first, astonished, "Then what do we pay all those taxes for?!"
October 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM