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globbie $0/$500
@globthealmighty.bsky.social
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📯🧎n.s.f.w nonbinary bog goblin ▪️cryptid▪️ they/them ▪️ MNDI 🔞 ▪️ 27 ▪️$5 misgendering fee ▪️cashapp/paypal: goblinthempress▪️queer, poly, partnered▪️

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globbie $0/$500 @globthealmighty.bsky.social · Sep 10
i have content for sale, and just opened my priv nsfw twt for subscribers! 🥰🖤 see the pics and alt text for details.

i'm posting my first uncensored video once i get 20 paid followers! <3
a cute graphic showing the dropboxes of content globbie has for sale and where to send money for purchasing them. the dropboxes come with all access guaranteed, meaning when new content is added you have the option to receive it for no additional payment. the dropboxes and their prices are as listed: Glob Bits - $25 Globbie’s Throat Training - $40 Globbussy - $25 GlobMix - $25 Shower Globbie - $25 The Globgasm Tapes - $40 Anal Globbie - $15 globbie can be found on cashapp, venmo, and paypal under the username goblinthempress i'll get my priv twt up once i can figure out how to log back into my account without getting it suspended it'll be $10 a month with payment options for 3, 6 and 12 months monthly payment due by the 15th, or you'll be booted i'll post uncensored explicit content & horny thoughts (etc) on there a screenshot of globbie's private twitter profile, they can be found at @ GlobtheAlmighty their bio reads : n.s.f.w nonbinary goblin they / them / critter / creature MNDI ( minors do not interact ) DM for entry- $10 / month $5 misgendering fee EXPLICIT CONTENT INSIDE
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globthealmighty.bsky.social
groceries are the most urgent! then meds, then internet :)

i also have various small bills i didn't include in this >w<
globthealmighty.bsky.social globbie $0/$500 @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 1d
new year, new month, new tip goal!

$250 for my meds
$100 for my internet
$150 for groceries

this doesn't cover everything i need for the month so hopefully we get some quick progress on this! :)

buy some content, tip, and repost this to help!

cashapp/paypal: goblinthempress
globbie, a plus sized pale curvy cutie, taking a selfie. they're wearing a black tee shirt over a green and white splotchy tie dye long sleeve shirt. the black shirt is a band tee, for the band Motionless in White. their name logo is front and center on the top of the shirt design, written in a creepy wispy font. underneath that is a partial view of the rest of the shirt, showing a skeleton on the right side (globbie's left) holding a crow out on its extended arm. on the other side of the skeleton is a full moon. the rest of the design is out of frame. globbie's split dyed hair is brushed and drapes around their shoulders. their bangs are straightened and swept to the side. globbie has no expression on their face and is looking, almost angrily, into the camera. there's a filter on the photo that gives it an aged polaroid effect, with streaks or lines of yellow and red oversaturation on the side and in the top corner of the photo.
January 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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globthealmighty.bsky.social
sitting in a very cold car with my tummy growling hoping for *any* movement on this today 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

our usual grocery shopping day is tomorrow but i think we're probably gonna have to hold off on that,,
globthealmighty.bsky.social globbie $0/$500 @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 1d
new year, new month, new tip goal!

$250 for my meds
$100 for my internet
$150 for groceries

this doesn't cover everything i need for the month so hopefully we get some quick progress on this! :)

buy some content, tip, and repost this to help!

cashapp/paypal: goblinthempress
globbie, a plus sized pale curvy cutie, taking a selfie. they're wearing a black tee shirt over a green and white splotchy tie dye long sleeve shirt. the black shirt is a band tee, for the band Motionless in White. their name logo is front and center on the top of the shirt design, written in a creepy wispy font. underneath that is a partial view of the rest of the shirt, showing a skeleton on the right side (globbie's left) holding a crow out on its extended arm. on the other side of the skeleton is a full moon. the rest of the design is out of frame. globbie's split dyed hair is brushed and drapes around their shoulders. their bangs are straightened and swept to the side. globbie has no expression on their face and is looking, almost angrily, into the camera. there's a filter on the photo that gives it an aged polaroid effect, with streaks or lines of yellow and red oversaturation on the side and in the top corner of the photo.
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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globthealmighty.bsky.social
new year, new month, new tip goal!

$250 for my meds
$100 for my internet
$150 for groceries

this doesn't cover everything i need for the month so hopefully we get some quick progress on this! :)

buy some content, tip, and repost this to help!

cashapp/paypal: goblinthempress
globbie, a plus sized pale curvy cutie, taking a selfie. they're wearing a black tee shirt over a green and white splotchy tie dye long sleeve shirt. the black shirt is a band tee, for the band Motionless in White. their name logo is front and center on the top of the shirt design, written in a creepy wispy font. underneath that is a partial view of the rest of the shirt, showing a skeleton on the right side (globbie's left) holding a crow out on its extended arm. on the other side of the skeleton is a full moon. the rest of the design is out of frame. globbie's split dyed hair is brushed and drapes around their shoulders. their bangs are straightened and swept to the side. globbie has no expression on their face and is looking, almost angrily, into the camera. there's a filter on the photo that gives it an aged polaroid effect, with streaks or lines of yellow and red oversaturation on the side and in the top corner of the photo.
January 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
globthealmighty.bsky.social
i also need an actual scrub brush (wishlist in bio ahahah)
globthealmighty.bsky.social globbie $0/$500 @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 8h
i need like a scrub brush for my back, but for putting lotion on it
January 4, 2026 at 4:55 AM
globthealmighty.bsky.social
i need like a scrub brush for my back, but for putting lotion on it
January 4, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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globthealmighty.bsky.social
who uhhh
who wants to get me a present...
flaviusvalens.bsky.social Flavius Valens @flaviusvalens.bsky.social · 1d
AVAILABLE. Shrek in the Swamp. Printed on Comfort Colors 2XL, fits like an XL (24" x 30.5"). Dyed with Deep Yellow, Deep Orange, Chinese Red, and Oxblood Red under ice with 39 Black over ice (all from Dharma). 100 shipped, DM to obtain 🫡
Graphic t-shirt that has an ogre-like creature riding a deer. There is also a large club. There are lightning bolts as well. The printed rest reads "yeah I'm into dnd... dissociation and dehydration." I dyed around the graphic in green/orange/brown/red/black using the geode ice-dye method of tie-dye.
January 3, 2026 at 6:31 AM
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globthealmighty.bsky.social
if anyone has any requests or suggestions for improvement pls lmk 🫣👀
globthealmighty.bsky.social globbie $0/$500 @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 3d
my goal for 2026 is to revamp the way i make and sell content so that:
1) it's more clear what i offer
2) it's easier for me to keep up with
3) it's fun again 🥺
January 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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globthealmighty.bsky.social
#crochet #yarn #crochetsky 🫣
globthealmighty.bsky.social globbie $0/$500 @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 1d
anyone got a leg warmer crochet pattern they wanna link me? 👉🏻👈🏻 i have self striping rainbow yarn i think would be really cute as leg warmers
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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globthealmighty.bsky.social
if u think i'm cute you'll go repost some of my media,,, 🫣
January 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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globthealmighty.bsky.social
me, as a cow, but!!! all my spots are bat shaped :3c
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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globthealmighty.bsky.social
here's the media i promised

i hope everyone is having a nice day
a selfie shot of globbie's curvy body while they sit on their comfy armchair. there's a filter on the photo that gives everything a purple tint. globbie's wearing a grey cropped shirt and no pants. their pierced nipples strain against the shirt fabric. globbie's fat tummy and chubby thighs are out, begging to be squeezed. you cannot see globbie's face, it's not in the photo.
December 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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globthealmighty.bsky.social
happy #flavfriday bitchachos
globbie poses next to their barely in frame christmas tree. the tree is artificial and blacked with silver tinsel, warm white lights, and plain white ornaments. globbie's slightly bent over wearing a green, red, and white tie dye tee shirt. they also have on a black and white crocheted santa hat that drapes around their shoulder. their fluffy split dyed hair is long and dyed black and faded lavender. bare faced globbie is looking cute, with a small smile on their perfect pink lips.
December 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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globthealmighty.bsky.social
you've reached a rest point *feeds you honey cheeto*
globbie's hand holding a honey cheese puff in front of the camera, as if the camera was your open mouth. globbie's holding the orange chip with their thumb and pointer finger. the rest of their fingers are grasping the sleeve of their black hoodie. the background of the photo has green curtains, a dark wood door frame, and yellow fairy lights that go around the door frame.
December 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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globthealmighty.bsky.social
i made myself a new hat and it took all month and it's not sized fully correctly but i'm very proud of myself for finally being able to finish a project after over a year of not being able to crochet pls clap 🥺
globbie sits in their bathroom, taking a selfie to show off their newly finished crocheted beanie. the hat is made with heathered black yarn and the stitch used makes it look ribbed. globbie's posed with one arm outstretched and holding the camera while their other arm is held up next to them, bent at the elbow. they're wearing a black hoodie and a black tee shirt with a fullmetal alchemist graphic on it. there's a slight smirk on globbie's face as they look at the camera. there's also a filter on the photo that makes the colors more orangey and adds freckles and a black heart emoji on each of globbie's cheeks.
December 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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globthealmighty.bsky.social
here's an oldie, but still a goodie ☺️🥰🖤🍑

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#globbie #wagonwednesday #fishnets #altbabe #booty #fatfemme #enbyporn #contentseller
a close up shot of globbie's fat booty in white lace panerjes and black small hole fishnet stockings. globbie's laying on their side, with their plump ass just barely fitting in frame. the image is low quality and somewhat blurry.
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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globthealmighty.bsky.social
happy holidays ghouls & ghosties 🖤
globbie takes a selfie while standing next to their christmas tree. the selfie is landscape orientation, showing globbie from the chest up and a midsection of the tree. globbie's wearing a black hoodie and a black tee shirt with a halloween themed christmas graphic on it. their split dyed hair curls wildly around their face, flowing fluffily to their shoulders. globbie's giving a small smile as they look into the camera. the tree to the right of them is green and decorated with white and champagne colored elegant looking ornaments. the tree topper is an oversized red velvet bow, which is just barely in frame. the room is brightly lit with a window visible between globbie and the tree.
December 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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globthealmighty.bsky.social
POV i'm on top :3 im bouncin n squirtin on it :3c

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#globbie #cowgirl #cowglob #moohaw #boobs #fatfemme #enbyporn #contentseller #spicysky #skyhub
globbie takes a selfie, leaning over the camera as if they were riding you. they're naked and visible from the chest up, with a grey weighted blanket draped around their petite shoulders. globbie's wavy split dyed hair cascades over their shoulders, a mess of blue-green and black tucked behind one ear. their soft titties hang with globbie's pierced nipples just out of frame. globbie smiles at the camera looking cute in a way only they can look. they're wearing no makeup, their eye bags and dark circles are very visible. there's lip balm adding shine to globbie's adorable little smile.
December 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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globthealmighty.bsky.social
stay still? or what? 😇🔪🩸

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#globbie #knifekink #knifeplay #spicysky #skyhub #altbabe #fatfemme #enbyporn
a close up selfie of globbie. what's visible of them is unclothed. they're holding a small pocket knife to their throat, the knife if rainbow played and very shiny. it casts a rainbow light reflection on their neck. below globbie's hand, you can see just a peek of their cleavage and tan lines. globbie looks down into the camera with a sly smirk on their pretty pink lips. there's a snapchat filter that gives them freckles across their cheeks and small flame emojis on the apples of their cheeks. the black side of their split dyed hair drapes over their shoulder.
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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globthealmighty.bsky.social
happy new year globs 🥰🖤✨🎆
i'm faded 🥴

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#globbie #spicysky #skyhub #contentseller #fatfemme #altbabe #stonerbabe #boobs
globbie poses for a selfie with new years accessories on and their fat tiddies pulled out. they're wearing a black hoodie that's partially u zipped, and their olive green shirt is pulled up over their busty chest. they have on all metallic green new years accessories: a headband that says happy new year in metallic lettering, a bead necklace, and a noise maker that unfurls and makes a loud honk when you blow into it. globbie looks adorable with their split dyed bangs in their face and blowing the noise maker while they pose for the camera. their big boobs are exposed, with one pierced nipple out of frame and the other pierced nipple censored by a gold and black confetti popper emoji. globbie's green bead necklace drapes perfectly in the middle of their breasts.
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 AM
globthealmighty.bsky.social
i'm so bad at responding to notifications and messages now 🫠😩 all my devices have lived on do not disturb for the past year😬
January 4, 2026 at 4:48 AM
globthealmighty.bsky.social
good morning 🤭🌠🌌😴
globthealmighty.bsky.social globbie $0/$500 @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 13h
laying down for a nap wishing my butt was nestled in someone's crotch 🥲🫠
January 4, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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frecksandframes.fans
getting ahead of tomorrow's room push

$84 will cover housing for a disabled Black mama, newborn & 8 yo

💕💸 #mutualaid
frecksandframes.fans iris (they) 🔞 @frecksandframes.fans · 23h
CA: $BabyMamaShark
CHME: $PotatoMom590
PP: rowdyrowdyriot@gmail.com
VEN: f0rbidden_pets (note the o is a zero)
January 4, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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princessjade.bsky.social
Im down 🤩
Princess sitting on the beach in a black and red Akatsuki bikini A close up picture of Princess belly in black underwear as bathed in sunlight
January 3, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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maniamademe.bsky.social
We have to start demanding free samples again. I’ve never used instacart bt my first one isn’t free so I’ll never use instacart. Ever. Stingy.
January 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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nattheespacewhore.bsky.social
Offering 5$ for censoring (any pic that you would like posted on the timeline) and I’m offering banners for 8$ tonight
If I don’t respond on here very quickly you can message my discord 👽
January 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM