Open Secret Alien
@opensecretalien.bsky.social
Inhuman observer from another world, but feel free to think I'm crazy. It's wonderful camouflage.
Happy to answer questions, but you will probably not like most of the answers.
Happy to answer questions, but you will probably not like most of the answers.
Pinned
I'm just an antediluvian alien observer asking the local primates not to wipe themselves out while I'm still here.
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I’d love your favorite low filament 3D print files, any connections to people who want to host whistle events, and donations to my Albany Park neighbors (they help feed families with school aged kids)
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I’d love your favorite low filament 3D print files, any connections to people who want to host whistle events, and donations to my Albany Park neighbors (they help feed families with school aged kids)
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You know that shipment of 20,000 whistles I got Wednesday? We’re down to about 7,000
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
You know that shipment of 20,000 whistles I got Wednesday? We’re down to about 7,000
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incredible that these guys have a massive hard on for a country that, if it were a state, would rank behind kansas in terms of wealth and which would be a total backwater if it weren’t economically integrated with more functional countries
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
incredible that these guys have a massive hard on for a country that, if it were a state, would rank behind kansas in terms of wealth and which would be a total backwater if it weren’t economically integrated with more functional countries
Local primates! Admire the cake of my friend's birth!
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Local primates! Admire the cake of my friend's birth!
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Michelle Carter was sent to prison for less than what ChatGPT has done repeatedly.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Michelle Carter was sent to prison for less than what ChatGPT has done repeatedly.
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The Times interviewed dozens of migrant men sent to a prison in El Salvador by the Trump administration. Independent forensic analysts called the testimony credible and consistent and said the treatment met the U.N.’s definition of torture.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
‘You Are All Terrorists’: Four Months in a Salvadoran Prison
www.nytimes.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The Times interviewed dozens of migrant men sent to a prison in El Salvador by the Trump administration. Independent forensic analysts called the testimony credible and consistent and said the treatment met the U.N.’s definition of torture.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
I just put 800 cans of corn in 400 boxes and it feels good.
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I just put 800 cans of corn in 400 boxes and it feels good.
Computer, enhance.
November 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Computer, enhance.
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HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS
I don't know for sure what happened to that women, but it is definitely still happening.
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I don't know for sure what happened to that women, but it is definitely still happening.
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@theguardian.com throwing some shade at the cesspool of abnormality that is #America
Rooting for you #NYC #Mamdani
Rooting for you #NYC #Mamdani
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
@theguardian.com throwing some shade at the cesspool of abnormality that is #America
Rooting for you #NYC #Mamdani
Rooting for you #NYC #Mamdani
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tell it to the Illinois State Patrol, big guy
November 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
tell it to the Illinois State Patrol, big guy
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Then why are State troopers beating up protesters in Broadview?
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Then why are State troopers beating up protesters in Broadview?
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Why do ISP and CPD happily assist ICE? I thought they were supposed to protect people.
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Why do ISP and CPD happily assist ICE? I thought they were supposed to protect people.
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@govpritzker.illinois.gov why are the IL state police abusing demonstrators at Broadview?
November 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
@govpritzker.illinois.gov why are the IL state police abusing demonstrators at Broadview?
It sure would be great if this rich blowhard would do more than run his big mouth as his own state police brutalize peaceful protesters and run security for the fucking Gestapo in violation of his own states laws. Can't believe y'all think this is your great white hope.
The Constitution protects the right to free speech and the right to peacefully assemble. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/06/o...
‘The use of force shocks the conscience’: Judge issues sweeping injunction on Chicago tactics of immigration agents
A federal judge in Chicago issued a sweeping injunction that puts more permanent restrictions on the use of force by immigration agents during “Operation Midway Blitz.”
www.chicagotribune.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
It sure would be great if this rich blowhard would do more than run his big mouth as his own state police brutalize peaceful protesters and run security for the fucking Gestapo in violation of his own states laws. Can't believe y'all think this is your great white hope.
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"The average voter believes a SNAP recipient gets $20/day, more than 3 times the actual amount of $6."
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"The average voter believes a SNAP recipient gets $20/day, more than 3 times the actual amount of $6."
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sure would be nice if we had some trains right about now
the government: we’re reducing flights across the board
spirit airlines: you gotta catch me first
spirit airlines: you gotta catch me first
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
sure would be nice if we had some trains right about now
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HERO
Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Heads up, if you got a message like this and you clicked the link, better secure your shit, cause that ain't real.
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November 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Heads up, if you got a message like this and you clicked the link, better secure your shit, cause that ain't real.
When I ask what's for dinner and mom knows I don't like her meatloaf.
November 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
When I ask what's for dinner and mom knows I don't like her meatloaf.
As someone who used to refer to himself as a fast reader, it's all well and good to read fast for pleasure, but it's a terrible way to read if you actually want to learn and retain anything.
November 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
As someone who used to refer to himself as a fast reader, it's all well and good to read fast for pleasure, but it's a terrible way to read if you actually want to learn and retain anything.
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You really do have to be willing to be part of making the thing that you say other people must make or do. That's just basic at this point. [feel free to rage about this on your own timeline not in my mentions]
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
You really do have to be willing to be part of making the thing that you say other people must make or do. That's just basic at this point. [feel free to rage about this on your own timeline not in my mentions]
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"The man was not a pharmaceutical executive — but an Eli Lilly patient, who had been invited to the White House based on his experience taking a GLP-1 drug."
A man collapsed in the Oval Office yesterday. The internet got the story wrong.
My experience struggling to correct the record — including on Bluesky! — and the warning signs as AI, aggregation, and social media increasingly drive our news consumption.
My experience struggling to correct the record — including on Bluesky! — and the warning signs as AI, aggregation, and social media increasingly drive our news consumption.
A man collapsed in the Oval Office. The internet got the story wrong.
A case study in how bad information can spread — and how hard it is to correct it.
dandiamond.substack.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
"The man was not a pharmaceutical executive — but an Eli Lilly patient, who had been invited to the White House based on his experience taking a GLP-1 drug."