Open Secret Alien
@opensecretalien.bsky.social
Inhuman observer from another world, but feel free to think I'm crazy. It's wonderful camouflage.
Happy to answer questions, but you will probably not like most of the answers.
Happy to answer questions, but you will probably not like most of the answers.
I swear, they sound like they're rehearsing for his funeral.
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I swear, they sound like they're rehearsing for his funeral.
Legalize and regulate alien gene science and you won't have to worry about shit like this.
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Legalize and regulate alien gene science and you won't have to worry about shit like this.
Soak any man in degreaser long enough and boom.
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Soak any man in degreaser long enough and boom.
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I’d love your favorite low filament 3D print files, any connections to people who want to host whistle events, and donations to my Albany Park neighbors (they help feed families with school aged kids)
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I’d love your favorite low filament 3D print files, any connections to people who want to host whistle events, and donations to my Albany Park neighbors (they help feed families with school aged kids)
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
And you know he doesn't see anything wrong with the way this looks because everyone who's ever said they loved him IRL did so with the same dead eyes.
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
And you know he doesn't see anything wrong with the way this looks because everyone who's ever said they loved him IRL did so with the same dead eyes.
Honestly, we need politicians who respect sex workers way more than we need those who only respect lobbyists.
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Honestly, we need politicians who respect sex workers way more than we need those who only respect lobbyists.
Somewhere, a burning dumpster is in need of more fuel.
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Somewhere, a burning dumpster is in need of more fuel.
Propaganda is a powerful thing, but you can't lie to people about something they're living through every day. I mean, you can try, but it never works. Anyway, every time a MAGA voter asks themselves, "What else has he been lying about?" an adorable kitten finds a new home or something.
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Propaganda is a powerful thing, but you can't lie to people about something they're living through every day. I mean, you can try, but it never works. Anyway, every time a MAGA voter asks themselves, "What else has he been lying about?" an adorable kitten finds a new home or something.
D'accord! Je suis désolé, M. Curie! Repose en paix, belle âme.
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
D'accord! Je suis désolé, M. Curie! Repose en paix, belle âme.
I watched that Karp interview. Dude was as nervous as a cat in a rocking chair factory. I do believe Mr Burry is onto something (again); though I won't guess at the timeline. Recall that his bet against housing swaps took a long while to bear fruit; and the market is not any more sane now.
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I watched that Karp interview. Dude was as nervous as a cat in a rocking chair factory. I do believe Mr Burry is onto something (again); though I won't guess at the timeline. Recall that his bet against housing swaps took a long while to bear fruit; and the market is not any more sane now.
I fully agree, except I don't think we should stop when he's *redacted* because we need to set an example.
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I fully agree, except I don't think we should stop when he's *redacted* because we need to set an example.
Where do you, uh, you know, make the cut?
November 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Where do you, uh, you know, make the cut?
Can't help but notice the man had his hand out the whole time.
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Can't help but notice the man had his hand out the whole time.
Do they want 13 justices? Because that's how you get 13 justices.
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Do they want 13 justices? Because that's how you get 13 justices.