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I have Nefertiti's left eye.
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I walk, I cook, I drink beer, I photo, I France.

These are views what are mine and mine alone…

oh, and I had a little drink about an hour ago.
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This is the point where the anti-Reeves stories tip into madness. Criticise her performance all you like but what the hell is this?
December 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Yes, and you made it rain so our crops grew and we can feed our children. Thank you! Yes, yes, and last week my daughter had her first ovulation and you made her fertile, mister President.
Kristi Noem pays bizarre tribute to Trump for ‘keeping the hurricanes away’
Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem has bizarrely thanked Donald Trump for "keeping the hurricanes away". Speaking during the final cabinet meeting of the year on Tuesday (2 December), Noem exp...
www.independent.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Great culture can save lives. Literally.

Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Hilarious video by a South African knobhead desperately willing a pleasant London street to be a war zone. Nearest he gets to danger is a woman telling him to stop talking nonsense.
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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So take this in. Straight from the NATO meeting after Russia’s attack Britain’s primary military town, Salisbury, Boris Johnson flew unofficially to party in Umbria with a former KGB officer working for the Kremlin.

Can anyone tell me how this has been forgotten?

It is Profumo on stilts
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Fairly certain Kemi Badenoch is hoping that nobody has noticed this.

Pretty brazen...
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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*GARGANTUAN* 💥

Economist for Brexit admits

🟥 Brexit made Britain poorer
🟥 Biz investment collapsed
🟥 Productivity weakened
🟥 EU-facing firms cut jobs & spending
🟥 Trade barriers drag economy down
🟥 Brexit deepened fiscal crisis
🟥 No meaningful upsides
🟥 The damage undeniable in data

🧵
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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I see Brexit continues to work well for the UK.
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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The price I’m paying as a self employed person for nearly half a million kids to be lifted out of extreme poverty.

Stop listening to the millionaires and billionaires who are trying to convince you that this is a bad thing.
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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I know who Nus Ghani MP is - not because we always agree - but because she’s been serving her constituency (as well as lewks) since 2015.

Who the hell is Lucy White?!

Ah, a quick google search reveals her as a rentagob for GB ‘news.’

I know which one is qualified to chair the budget debate.
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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“I often racially abuse people, but never in a hurtful or insulting way”
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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But the orange piggy eats plenty
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Funny they'd want to do that while not talking about NATHAN GILL at all.
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Must be SO exhausting to spend your life seeking out imaginary monsters in Tesco shopping aisles... sorry, CHRISTMAS imaginary monsters.
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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A mansion tax isn't how you hit the wealthy - who have a small proportion of their wealth tied up in housing. A mansion tax is how you hit the middle classes - whose only valuable asset is their house.

More cowardice from Labour: afraid to go where the real money is, to go after the super rich.
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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It’s clear to anyone paying attention that Farage gets an easy ride from the media. They give him as much airtime as he wants but never hold him to account for the damage he’s done.

So much of what’s broken in Britain is thanks to Nigel Farage.
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The government should be ashamed that its migration policies are being cheered on by Tommy Robinson and Reform.
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Hey Labour

Remember the majority of voters who believe in treating people decently and not stealing from those who've endured months and years of hardship fleeing war and persecution to seek a place of safety?

We're still over here 👋
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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And to what end? What does it get Britain? Absolutely nothing.

All it does is make life harder for desperate people while *still* failing to placate the bloodlust of flag-shaggers.
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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Many thanks to JCB’s Lord Bamford for donating £200,000 to Reform. HMRC seem to think he owes them up to £500m from money hidden in offshore accounts, but why pay tax when you can give it to a bunch of racists instead?
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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"Yorkshire Water was privatised in 1989 under the Water Act, launched debt-free and promoted as the start of a new, efficient era.

What followed was anything but. Today, the company carries almost £7bn in debt. Our rivers are polluted, our bills keep rising, and we’re told to pay still more..."
Yorkshire Water: it’s time to end the rip-off
Handing the company back to local people would return both control and value to those who need it most
yorkshirebylines.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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The BBC is ours. It's ours to love. Ours to criticise. Ours to shout at when we feel in the mood.

And if Farage thinks that the way to win favour with voters is to stand around cheering as Trump takes down the BBC for $1 billion of personal enrichment then he's a bigger fool than anyone thought.
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Leicestershire County Council has announced it is to pay consultants £30m to carry out a cost cutting review.

They said it would be £1.4m.

They lied.

They said Reform DOGE would do all this.

They lied.

You can’t trust Reform UK.
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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Whole fucking thing makes me sick to my stomach. An abject fucking liar, a man who lies as easily as he fucking breathes, threatening an organisation which strives for truthfulness. And plastic patriots like the Mail and Farage urging him on. Jackels.
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Mogg's suit is his armour.

His cut glass accent and Etonian affectation are a force field.

Beneath them both, he's a rude, insufferable arse.
Jacob-Rees Mogg supports President Trump's right to sue the BBC

He then repeatedly asks Gillian Tett questions but doesn't let her reply, so Victoria Derbyshire has to step in and tell him off
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM