FleetwoodSlaps
@ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social
Just the average gaymer who dabbles in witchcraft and spits some facts. Introverted, but will talk about plants.
(21+; 🏳️🌈 They/He Folk/Bergitka (Romani); a ginger witchy/Hekatean, but not Wiccan)
DM friendly if we're moots, but no solicitations
(21+; 🏳️🌈 They/He Folk/Bergitka (Romani); a ginger witchy/Hekatean, but not Wiccan)
DM friendly if we're moots, but no solicitations
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FleetwoodSlaps
@ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social
· Nov 13
About me;
• Very witchy & witchcraft practitioner (Folk/Bergitka - Romani)
• Modern Supernatural writer.
• Historian of Folklore.
• Living my best Agatha Harkness life by hexing the conservative patriarchy.
• Collects shinies.
• Might be slightly radioactive due to the uranium glass.
• Very witchy & witchcraft practitioner (Folk/Bergitka - Romani)
• Modern Supernatural writer.
• Historian of Folklore.
• Living my best Agatha Harkness life by hexing the conservative patriarchy.
• Collects shinies.
• Might be slightly radioactive due to the uranium glass.
I'm gonna be brave. Instead of saving it, I'm quote skeeting.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I'm gonna be brave. Instead of saving it, I'm quote skeeting.
Fucking. CHILLS.
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Fucking. CHILLS.
"I don't want to excuse what he did", yet she says that 15 year olds are "barely legal".
She's saying the quiet part out loud. It's never been about the kids, it's never been about women. It's been about the paycheck when she finally gets picked by the rich and powerful.
I hope her hair falls out.
She's saying the quiet part out loud. It's never been about the kids, it's never been about women. It's been about the paycheck when she finally gets picked by the rich and powerful.
I hope her hair falls out.
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"I don't want to excuse what he did", yet she says that 15 year olds are "barely legal".
She's saying the quiet part out loud. It's never been about the kids, it's never been about women. It's been about the paycheck when she finally gets picked by the rich and powerful.
I hope her hair falls out.
She's saying the quiet part out loud. It's never been about the kids, it's never been about women. It's been about the paycheck when she finally gets picked by the rich and powerful.
I hope her hair falls out.
So they're trying to ban VPNs under the guides of child safety when we all really know what they're actually trying to do and who they're targeting.
The irony of it all is that they have no idea how VPNs, or the internet, work. Even if they could do what they plan—we've always found a way.
The irony of it all is that they have no idea how VPNs, or the internet, work. Even if they could do what they plan—we've always found a way.
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
So they're trying to ban VPNs under the guides of child safety when we all really know what they're actually trying to do and who they're targeting.
The irony of it all is that they have no idea how VPNs, or the internet, work. Even if they could do what they plan—we've always found a way.
The irony of it all is that they have no idea how VPNs, or the internet, work. Even if they could do what they plan—we've always found a way.
He was telling us the whole time when he named it the Big Beautiful Bill.
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
He was telling us the whole time when he named it the Big Beautiful Bill.
Welp. Mercury Retrograde has finally struck me. LMAO
Very unintended, embarrassing, typos. Everyone was cool about it, but my god—the I key can fuck all the way off.
Very unintended, embarrassing, typos. Everyone was cool about it, but my god—the I key can fuck all the way off.
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Welp. Mercury Retrograde has finally struck me. LMAO
Very unintended, embarrassing, typos. Everyone was cool about it, but my god—the I key can fuck all the way off.
Very unintended, embarrassing, typos. Everyone was cool about it, but my god—the I key can fuck all the way off.
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As a victim of CSA and sex trafficking the fact that @jay.bsky.team and @aaron.bsky.team are fine with suspending people who speak out against CSA and abusers like totes gives off Mundus sine caesaribus vibes. ✨
Great job girly pops.
Great job girly pops.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
As a victim of CSA and sex trafficking the fact that @jay.bsky.team and @aaron.bsky.team are fine with suspending people who speak out against CSA and abusers like totes gives off Mundus sine caesaribus vibes. ✨
Great job girly pops.
Great job girly pops.
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Aaron, to himself: I wish to issue thoughts about this thing that hasn't directly affected me. Instead of responding to one of the hundred threads about this by people who also haven't been directly affected, I will choose a victim and survivor to do it on, because I'm the smartest birthday boy.
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Aaron, to himself: I wish to issue thoughts about this thing that hasn't directly affected me. Instead of responding to one of the hundred threads about this by people who also haven't been directly affected, I will choose a victim and survivor to do it on, because I'm the smartest birthday boy.
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You should definitely keep posting through this, you’re doing great, can’t think of a single counter argument that would reveal this to be a lie.
Now I’m gonna take a big sip of water and check out what the Dept. Of War is posting.
Now I’m gonna take a big sip of water and check out what the Dept. Of War is posting.
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
You should definitely keep posting through this, you’re doing great, can’t think of a single counter argument that would reveal this to be a lie.
Now I’m gonna take a big sip of water and check out what the Dept. Of War is posting.
Now I’m gonna take a big sip of water and check out what the Dept. Of War is posting.
Lawl, wow. Imagine getting banned from a resource world in Enshrouded for using it for it's intended purpose.
I only popped in because The Shroud Depot didn't have those selection of wands atm, were constantly out of Enormous Chests, and is pretty busy right now.
I only popped in because The Shroud Depot didn't have those selection of wands atm, were constantly out of Enormous Chests, and is pretty busy right now.
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Lawl, wow. Imagine getting banned from a resource world in Enshrouded for using it for it's intended purpose.
I only popped in because The Shroud Depot didn't have those selection of wands atm, were constantly out of Enormous Chests, and is pretty busy right now.
I only popped in because The Shroud Depot didn't have those selection of wands atm, were constantly out of Enormous Chests, and is pretty busy right now.
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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I appreciate the problems of moderating at scale, because it’s impossible if you’re not willing to spend millions of dollars on moderators and their therapists
HOWEVER
This smöl bean site is TO THIS DAY ignoring its own moderation policy when it comes to government accounts posting snuff videos.
HOWEVER
This smöl bean site is TO THIS DAY ignoring its own moderation policy when it comes to government accounts posting snuff videos.
I sometimes genuinely do wish people could have the experience of seeing what gets reported and taken down so they could viscerally understand what an unmoderated space on the internet looks like, because however bad you can imagine it is, the reality is far worse.
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I appreciate the problems of moderating at scale, because it’s impossible if you’re not willing to spend millions of dollars on moderators and their therapists
HOWEVER
This smöl bean site is TO THIS DAY ignoring its own moderation policy when it comes to government accounts posting snuff videos.
HOWEVER
This smöl bean site is TO THIS DAY ignoring its own moderation policy when it comes to government accounts posting snuff videos.
Mmmm smells…good #funnysong #datinglife #twitter
YouTube video by LEWKY
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November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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It's ONLY been 65 years since six year old Ruby Bridges walked through the halls of William Frantz Elementary as the first Black child to attend an all white school. Met with mobs and hate, her bravery and courage helped change the course of history for this nation.
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November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It's ONLY been 65 years since six year old Ruby Bridges walked through the halls of William Frantz Elementary as the first Black child to attend an all white school. Met with mobs and hate, her bravery and courage helped change the course of history for this nation.
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I'm just gonna repost the other video with this cause she says it better and I'm about to TRY to fuckin' sleep.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik6V...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik6V...
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I'm just gonna repost the other video with this cause she says it better and I'm about to TRY to fuckin' sleep.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik6V...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik6V...
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Idea: hotter pockets
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Idea: hotter pockets
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please do not tell my dog we’re throwing him a surprise party
August 28, 2024 at 3:31 AM
please do not tell my dog we’re throwing him a surprise party
So he's cheating on his couch.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
So he's cheating on his couch.
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all the dudes we hate should start a band called The Sex Pestols
December 3, 2024 at 4:48 AM
all the dudes we hate should start a band called The Sex Pestols
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I get to the interplanetary brunch, and my friends all look at me, the sole Earthling at the table.
One asks, "How are you holding up there, buddy?"
“We've all been thinking about you…,” says another.
One asks, "How are you holding up there, buddy?"
“We've all been thinking about you…,” says another.
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I get to the interplanetary brunch, and my friends all look at me, the sole Earthling at the table.
One asks, "How are you holding up there, buddy?"
“We've all been thinking about you…,” says another.
One asks, "How are you holding up there, buddy?"
“We've all been thinking about you…,” says another.
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He's mad because I won't turn off the rain so he can go out and pee
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
He's mad because I won't turn off the rain so he can go out and pee
GURL. The projection here is just... I think Pam should've practiced this in the mirror longer.
HANNITY: I keep hearing from Democrats, 'Nazi, fascist, racist, Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini.' Is that incitement? Do you believe that impacts unstable people
BONDI: It is freedom of speech, but it does. They probably couldn't even define a 'fascist'
BONDI: It is freedom of speech, but it does. They probably couldn't even define a 'fascist'
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
GURL. The projection here is just... I think Pam should've practiced this in the mirror longer.
Me: *Still sick*
Also me: "I'm gonna do some rituals, play Enshrouded, and scream at my nipples."
Why can't I just masturbate like the rest of you?
Also me: "I'm gonna do some rituals, play Enshrouded, and scream at my nipples."
Why can't I just masturbate like the rest of you?
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Me: *Still sick*
Also me: "I'm gonna do some rituals, play Enshrouded, and scream at my nipples."
Why can't I just masturbate like the rest of you?
Also me: "I'm gonna do some rituals, play Enshrouded, and scream at my nipples."
Why can't I just masturbate like the rest of you?