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ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social
FleetwoodSlaps
@ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social
Just the average gaymer who dabbles in witchcraft and spits some facts. Introverted, but will talk about plants.

(21+; 🏳️‍🌈 They/He Folk/Bergitka (Romani); a ginger witchy/Hekatean, but not Wiccan)
DM friendly if we're moots, but no solicitations
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About me;

• Very witchy & witchcraft practitioner (Folk/Bergitka - Romani)
• Modern Supernatural writer.
• Historian of Folklore.
• Living my best Agatha Harkness life by hexing the conservative patriarchy.
• Collects shinies.
• Might be slightly radioactive due to the uranium glass.
So some folks are slut shaming her and we shouldn't do that.

What we should be doing is pointing out the evil vitriol being slung at both Renèe Good and Alex Pretti AS WELL as the double standard over Charlie Kirk.

ICE has killed a lot more than just two innocent Americans.
It's as if she already sold her soul.
January 27, 2026 at 11:28 PM
ICE agents privately complaining to reporters about "hatred from the public" aren't getting it.

Then again, neither did the Nazi party until the trials started.
January 27, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Just because this passed through my YouTube recommended, I can't stress this warning enough as well.

DO NOT USE CHAT GPT/AI FOR PLANT IDENTIFICATION.

Furthermore, do NOT buy books on flora and fauna written by AI because IT CAN KILL YOU.

www.youtube.com/shorts/rhKNq...
PLEASE DO NOT USE AI FOR PLANT IDENTIFICATION. PLEASE.
YouTube video by BlackForager
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 8:10 AM
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Every time a black & brown #witch stands against ICE and against this broken system, entire past generations heal together.
Every time a non-white witch stands against ICE and against this broken system, entire past generations heal together.

#witchsky #occultsky
January 27, 2026 at 4:39 AM
It'd be a shame if thousands of people overloaded their phone network.
ICE is leaving Vietnam-style death cards in the wake of their kidnappings because they are the saddest, most embarrassing military wannabes to ever live

coloradosun.com/2026/01/23/a...
January 26, 2026 at 9:44 AM
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stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
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AI is frankly utterly useless…

There are loads of us nerds out here with a specialist knowledge of all sort of things who can’t resist a bait like:
“There aren’t any penguins in the Northern Hemisphere…”

Please think of us first

Some of us will even rant about great auks as a bonus!
January 26, 2026 at 8:10 AM
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I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip I've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others.
December 18, 2023 at 7:52 PM
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Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
November 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Remember folks. ICE melts. The cold might be brutal and dangerous, but ICE always melts.
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 26, 2026 at 9:41 AM
The true reason why I relate to Willow so much. Nobody ever stops me. They just let me keep digging my own social grave.
January 26, 2026 at 4:53 AM
So then he's saying the second amendment is a lie.
Kash Patel: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want. It's that simple. You don't have a right to break the law." (Pretti was carrying a gun legally.)
January 25, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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Kash Patel today: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want."

Really?
January 25, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Remember when he said that we'd never have to vote ever again?

It's happening.

www.youtube.com/shorts/I9Uqs...
I KNEW IT!
YouTube video by Monte Mader
www.youtube.com
January 25, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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the revolution takes many forms
January 25, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win.
the nail polish girlies are going absolutely feral and it’s so good
January 25, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Wow, he's uh... Mm. I'll let Monte handle it.

www.youtube.com/shorts/YzaB8...
January 25, 2026 at 8:52 PM
He's using Nazi tactics here. Nazism made small men feel large, especially if he feels as if society emasculated him.

We didn't. He was a creep before he held any public offices, he's a creep now. The difference now is that he's cosplaying as his favorite Nazi general.
Bovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences."
January 25, 2026 at 8:48 PM
And to any of the "DON'T TREAD ON ME" folks, Hank Green said it best;

If lawfully carrying a firearm is automatically grounds for getting shot and killed by federal agents, then the 2nd Amendment is a lie.

Period.
January 25, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Just another reason to avoid AI.

Every dollar you're giving them is funding our deaths.
Greg Brockman, OpenAI's COO, donated $25m to a MAGA Superpac, spare me finance.yahoo.com/news/openai-...
January 25, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Kyle Rittenhouse, Christian Nationalist, brought a gun to a protest. Guess what—

He killed two people and injured one after provoking them just so he could claim self-defense.
KARL: He was an ICU use who worked for the VA and there's no evidence he brandished the gun whatsoever

BESSENT: But he brought a gun

KARL: I mean, we do have a Second Amendment

BESSENT: I've been to a protest -- guess what? I didn't bring a gun. I brought a billboard
January 25, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Boycotting in general as well (Goods, services, web servers and clients, etc).

But really, pressure your leaders by saying that due to how this administration is rapidly dissolving human rights—it's unsafe for athletes to participate in them.
If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.
January 25, 2026 at 6:18 AM
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the year is 2026. people who are gentle, kind, empathetic, generous, and loving to others are being talked about in the past tense, while racist, bigoted, violent, xenophobic, anti-Semitic gargoyles fueled by power are still talked about in the present tense
January 24, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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The nurses are pissed
January 25, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Or thrown into Guantanamo never to see the light of day ever again.
a skilled ER nurse with a deep sense of civic responsibility is exactly the kind of person you want carrying a firearm.

every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.
January 25, 2026 at 6:10 AM