Honestly, both of them are just as bad as one another.

One humps couches, the other is a brain worm who eats three day old roadkill.

Time to erase the universal timeline. Lemme just get my wand~

The hexing will continue until morale improves.

SPOOKY SEASON ISN'T OVER UNTIL I SAY IT IS, BITCHES.

(For Bluesky's purposes, this is a joke—would be down for hexing tho, lemme know. 💅)

I have the occasional giggle that an abusive former friend is still stalking and running their mouth.

Gurl, I see you. How's life? Oh, it's still miserable? You don't say...

Me to Stephen Miller:

"Breaking news, people die from stupidity. Again. Coming at you live is—"

Me tonight, extremely zooted with a new game be like:

Me trying to care for the stupid people who voted for Mango Mussolini:

Also for those wondering what a lil' bit of my UI looks like in FFXIV;

Note: I'm not doing anything competitively (raids, etc). I just play to play. A lot of the red markers are placeholders until I can figure out what I want there (which'll take a million years).

Some people really haven't outgrown that drama phase from their high school years despite being middle aged. Guuuuuurl... 😬🤦