Anyways, let's here's some dick jokes.

Mike Johnson's dick is so small—period. No, really. That's the joke.

Mike Johnson's dick is so small, that it made Trump's little hands make it seem like it's the perfect size.

The memes lately have been LEGENDARY.

It's exactly where this is from. Rather the prequel.

I had a loooooooooot of reservations going in, but the intensity is just building over time.

And who are they targeting?

• Academic institutions
• Domestic Abuse survivors
• Vulnerable communities
• People who are ACTIVELY being stalked

And some of those points have subpoints too. We've a right to remain anonymous. If they really wanted to find sexual predators? They'd be targeting MAGA.

I've been thinking about getting this one!

Prooooooooolly for the best. Some things are better left unanswered. 😭

Aaron, to himself: I wish to issue thoughts about this thing that hasn't directly affected me. Instead of responding to one of the hundred threads about this by people who also haven't been directly affected, I will choose a victim and survivor to do it on, because I'm the smartest birthday boy.

You should definitely keep posting through this, you’re doing great, can’t think of a single counter argument that would reveal this to be a lie.

Now I’m gonna take a big sip of water and check out what the Dept. Of War is posting.

I primarily use the Depot anyway because the staff is honestly super chill, helpful, and quick.

But gosh. That other server? If they're going to ban people for using it for it's intended purpose (taking what's IN the chests), maybe you shouldn't label it as a resource world?

Just a thought.

Also if you can still smell his colon on your pillows, gurl, just wash'em. Man's got an unwashed ass and you're gonna get pink eye.