FleetwoodSlaps
@ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social
Just the average gaymer who dabbles in witchcraft and spits some facts. Introverted, but will talk about plants.
(21+; 🏳️🌈 They/He Folk/Bergitka (Romani); a ginger witchy/Hekatean, but not Wiccan)
DM friendly if we're moots, but no solicitations
(21+; 🏳️🌈 They/He Folk/Bergitka (Romani); a ginger witchy/Hekatean, but not Wiccan)
DM friendly if we're moots, but no solicitations
The comments on YouTube about Trump blowing "Bubba" are killing me.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The comments on YouTube about Trump blowing "Bubba" are killing me.
Fucking. CHILLS.
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Fucking. CHILLS.
Honestly, both of them are just as bad as one another.
One humps couches, the other is a brain worm who eats three day old roadkill.
One humps couches, the other is a brain worm who eats three day old roadkill.
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Honestly, both of them are just as bad as one another.
One humps couches, the other is a brain worm who eats three day old roadkill.
One humps couches, the other is a brain worm who eats three day old roadkill.
I'll just say it too. All of these eight people I never want to see on a campaign trail ever again.
They don't care about the working class. They don't care about struggling families. All they want is our tax dollars and donations.
Each and every one of them has exhausted my patience.
They don't care about the working class. They don't care about struggling families. All they want is our tax dollars and donations.
Each and every one of them has exhausted my patience.
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I'll just say it too. All of these eight people I never want to see on a campaign trail ever again.
They don't care about the working class. They don't care about struggling families. All they want is our tax dollars and donations.
Each and every one of them has exhausted my patience.
They don't care about the working class. They don't care about struggling families. All they want is our tax dollars and donations.
Each and every one of them has exhausted my patience.
I once tried to voice my disdain over the last time Chuck Schumer screwed us over earlier and I ended up with a stalker... But I'll gladly say it a-fucking-gain.
If he can't lead? He needs to get out or get primaried.
If he can't lead? He needs to get out or get primaried.
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I once tried to voice my disdain over the last time Chuck Schumer screwed us over earlier and I ended up with a stalker... But I'll gladly say it a-fucking-gain.
If he can't lead? He needs to get out or get primaried.
If he can't lead? He needs to get out or get primaried.
Time to erase the universal timeline. Lemme just get my wand~
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Time to erase the universal timeline. Lemme just get my wand~
When I seen the win, I was like—"It ain't over until it's OVER."
We got lotsa work to do and my goodness I can't wait to get into it.
We got lotsa work to do and my goodness I can't wait to get into it.
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
When I seen the win, I was like—"It ain't over until it's OVER."
We got lotsa work to do and my goodness I can't wait to get into it.
We got lotsa work to do and my goodness I can't wait to get into it.
The hexing will continue until morale improves.
SPOOKY SEASON ISN'T OVER UNTIL I SAY IT IS, BITCHES.
SPOOKY SEASON ISN'T OVER UNTIL I SAY IT IS, BITCHES.
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The hexing will continue until morale improves.
SPOOKY SEASON ISN'T OVER UNTIL I SAY IT IS, BITCHES.
SPOOKY SEASON ISN'T OVER UNTIL I SAY IT IS, BITCHES.
Sorry for the quiet! I've been writing up a storm (so much progress), doin' witchy stuff (cause of obvious reasons), and enjoying Ritualist and Amalgam in Guild Wars 2.
Also showing the back of my Amalgam cause the ombre of the curly locs is SENDING me.
Also showing the back of my Amalgam cause the ombre of the curly locs is SENDING me.
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Sorry for the quiet! I've been writing up a storm (so much progress), doin' witchy stuff (cause of obvious reasons), and enjoying Ritualist and Amalgam in Guild Wars 2.
Also showing the back of my Amalgam cause the ombre of the curly locs is SENDING me.
Also showing the back of my Amalgam cause the ombre of the curly locs is SENDING me.
(For Bluesky's purposes, this is a joke—would be down for hexing tho, lemme know. 💅)
October 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
(For Bluesky's purposes, this is a joke—would be down for hexing tho, lemme know. 💅)
I have the occasional giggle that an abusive former friend is still stalking and running their mouth.
Gurl, I see you. How's life? Oh, it's still miserable? You don't say...
Gurl, I see you. How's life? Oh, it's still miserable? You don't say...
October 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I have the occasional giggle that an abusive former friend is still stalking and running their mouth.
Gurl, I see you. How's life? Oh, it's still miserable? You don't say...
Gurl, I see you. How's life? Oh, it's still miserable? You don't say...
Me to Stephen Miller:
October 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Me to Stephen Miller:
"Breaking news, people die from stupidity. Again. Coming at you live is—"
October 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"Breaking news, people die from stupidity. Again. Coming at you live is—"
Me tonight, extremely zooted with a new game be like:
October 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Me tonight, extremely zooted with a new game be like:
Me trying to care for the stupid people who voted for Mango Mussolini:
October 3, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Me trying to care for the stupid people who voted for Mango Mussolini:
May the milk she buys always have pulp.
October 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
May the milk she buys always have pulp.
Also for those wondering what a lil' bit of my UI looks like in FFXIV;
Note: I'm not doing anything competitively (raids, etc). I just play to play. A lot of the red markers are placeholders until I can figure out what I want there (which'll take a million years).
Note: I'm not doing anything competitively (raids, etc). I just play to play. A lot of the red markers are placeholders until I can figure out what I want there (which'll take a million years).
September 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Also for those wondering what a lil' bit of my UI looks like in FFXIV;
Note: I'm not doing anything competitively (raids, etc). I just play to play. A lot of the red markers are placeholders until I can figure out what I want there (which'll take a million years).
Note: I'm not doing anything competitively (raids, etc). I just play to play. A lot of the red markers are placeholders until I can figure out what I want there (which'll take a million years).
Saaaaaaaaaaaame. Lately I'm just like;
August 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Saaaaaaaaaaaame. Lately I'm just like;
Some people really haven't outgrown that drama phase from their high school years despite being middle aged. Guuuuuurl... 😬🤦
August 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Some people really haven't outgrown that drama phase from their high school years despite being middle aged. Guuuuuurl... 😬🤦