Too Much Coffee Dan
@oddballuk.bsky.social
Film & Comicbook Fan. Coffee Drinker. Cat Owner. Lefty. Medicated. He/Him. Trans Rights. Free Palestine. Black Lives Matter. Save the NHS. Join a Union. Vote Green. Nottingham, UK
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Chucky is a real person just like the Muppets are real people
February 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Chucky is a real person just like the Muppets are real people
Oh, Chucky is gonna kill you 🔪🔪🔪
February 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Oh, Chucky is gonna kill you 🔪🔪🔪
I’ll create my own locked room murder mystery if I have to, or die alone in the locked room trying
When you’ve spent an evening in a church for the first time since seeing the film Wake Up Dead Man and end up feeling disappointed because you weren’t getting any Wake Up Dead Man vibes
February 6, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I’ll create my own locked room murder mystery if I have to, or die alone in the locked room trying
When you’ve spent an evening in a church for the first time since seeing the film Wake Up Dead Man and end up feeling disappointed because you weren’t getting any Wake Up Dead Man vibes
February 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
When you’ve spent an evening in a church for the first time since seeing the film Wake Up Dead Man and end up feeling disappointed because you weren’t getting any Wake Up Dead Man vibes
Sounds like new neighbours are moving into the flat upstairs after months of blissful silence and I just hope they’re not another couple who spends their evenings screaming at each other or their dog
February 6, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Sounds like new neighbours are moving into the flat upstairs after months of blissful silence and I just hope they’re not another couple who spends their evenings screaming at each other or their dog
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People complaining about the "new" nine year old Kermit voice, we've only ever had two full time Miss Piggys (Frank Oz and Eric Jacobson) and we've only ever had Dave Goelz as Gonzo so at some point he's going to suddenly be *really* wrong
February 5, 2026 at 10:08 PM
People complaining about the "new" nine year old Kermit voice, we've only ever had two full time Miss Piggys (Frank Oz and Eric Jacobson) and we've only ever had Dave Goelz as Gonzo so at some point he's going to suddenly be *really* wrong
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What’s even the point in watching then
The Winter Olympics Will Make Sure Nobody Cheats By Injecting Their Penis With Acid
Are Ski Jumpers Injecting Acid Into Their Penises? Probably not
A report claims some ski jumpers are injecting hyaluronic acid to cheat this year
kotaku.com
February 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
What’s even the point in watching then
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The man from Laser Quest didn't use the word shoot when he explained the rules. I knew I'd have terrible aim so didn't even try and just used the rifle like a cudgel. He said that I was the most violent girl he'd ever seen. Three boys got bloody noses and I broke one's wrist.
February 5, 2026 at 9:20 PM
The man from Laser Quest didn't use the word shoot when he explained the rules. I knew I'd have terrible aim so didn't even try and just used the rifle like a cudgel. He said that I was the most violent girl he'd ever seen. Three boys got bloody noses and I broke one's wrist.
Abnett’s finest work
Brink is the best comic currently being published anywhere
With Earth ruined, humanity flees the planet in giant space habitats - with Agent Bridget Kurtis the only one standing between the human race and total cosmic madness!
Read our Brink primer here: https://bit.ly/49HOu6F
Read our Brink primer here: https://bit.ly/49HOu6F
February 5, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Abnett’s finest work
Still thinking about today’s Starfleet Academy
My ♥️ grew several sizes
My ♥️ grew several sizes
February 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Still thinking about today’s Starfleet Academy
My ♥️ grew several sizes
My ♥️ grew several sizes
All of this
Also, they should market Send Help themed activity retreats to companies (with oblivious CEOs invited)
Also, they should market Send Help themed activity retreats to companies (with oblivious CEOs invited)
I loved Send Help. It’s like a big Tales from the Crypt movie. Clever twists and turns, lots of guts and goo, Raimi wilding out, McAdams going Beast Mode. Such a crowd pleaser, a hoot to laugh and scream with an audience, what going to the movies is all about. My boy Raimi is back!!
February 5, 2026 at 9:04 PM
All of this
Also, they should market Send Help themed activity retreats to companies (with oblivious CEOs invited)
Also, they should market Send Help themed activity retreats to companies (with oblivious CEOs invited)
Talking about “core British values”
Can we bring gunge tanks back?
Specifically for exiting PMs
Can we bring gunge tanks back?
Specifically for exiting PMs
February 5, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Talking about “core British values”
Can we bring gunge tanks back?
Specifically for exiting PMs
Can we bring gunge tanks back?
Specifically for exiting PMs
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They're going with "well if it's a CRIME to believe a FRIEND when he said he was only a LITTLE bit friends with the nonce"
February 5, 2026 at 12:07 PM
They're going with "well if it's a CRIME to believe a FRIEND when he said he was only a LITTLE bit friends with the nonce"
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Being chased by two bald men (who you mistook for a smashing pair of bristols), a bobby and a vicar on a tandem, a nun who you accidentally revealed to be wearing a corset with thong and stockings, some NHS nurses and a fat man... all while a saxophone plays a merry solo.
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Being chased by two bald men (who you mistook for a smashing pair of bristols), a bobby and a vicar on a tandem, a nun who you accidentally revealed to be wearing a corset with thong and stockings, some NHS nurses and a fat man... all while a saxophone plays a merry solo.
HOLY FUCK, STARFLEET ACADEMY!
February 5, 2026 at 11:26 AM
HOLY FUCK, STARFLEET ACADEMY!
It’s true, money can’t buy Elon Musk ha penis
(because of his botched penis surgery)
(because of his botched penis surgery)
February 5, 2026 at 10:13 AM
It’s true, money can’t buy Elon Musk ha penis
(because of his botched penis surgery)
(because of his botched penis surgery)
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Elon not being happy despite having all the money is like someone losing at a game in tutorial mode, which he also does
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Elon not being happy despite having all the money is like someone losing at a game in tutorial mode, which he also does
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
After a brief interlude, back to being ANGRY
February 4, 2026 at 6:42 PM
After a brief interlude, back to being ANGRY
I hope the Muppet Show special gets picked up for a full series and it would also be cool to have a mix of guest stars including some who are unaware or think themselves too good for the show (in keeping with the original show). Maybe even tap Bret McKenzie to write some more, original songs?
February 4, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I hope the Muppet Show special gets picked up for a full series and it would also be cool to have a mix of guest stars including some who are unaware or think themselves too good for the show (in keeping with the original show). Maybe even tap Bret McKenzie to write some more, original songs?
I needed that
Of course I want MORE (a full series better be forthcoming)
This is who runs this account BTW…
Of course I want MORE (a full series better be forthcoming)
This is who runs this account BTW…
February 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I needed that
Of course I want MORE (a full series better be forthcoming)
This is who runs this account BTW…
Of course I want MORE (a full series better be forthcoming)
This is who runs this account BTW…
I heard Sabrina Carpenter is dating Gonzo now
*he may have mistaken her for a chicken*
*he may have mistaken her for a chicken*
February 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I heard Sabrina Carpenter is dating Gonzo now
*he may have mistaken her for a chicken*
*he may have mistaken her for a chicken*
🎵 It's time to play the music🎵
🎵 It's time to light the lights 🎵
🎵 It's time to light the lights 🎵
Everything seems awful right now
But there is a new Muppet Show special today!
But there is a new Muppet Show special today!
February 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
🎵 It's time to play the music🎵
🎵 It's time to light the lights 🎵
🎵 It's time to light the lights 🎵
🎉🎉🎉
Y'all Disney is 100% waiting for views on Disney+ to decide if they'll make more "The Muppet Show." If you want more Muppets in the world, watch that shit.
February 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
🎉🎉🎉
Perhaps if the Bsky mods weren’t busy manually adding “rude” tags to thousands of posts, they might not have accidentally (???) banned dril?
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Perhaps if the Bsky mods weren’t busy manually adding “rude” tags to thousands of posts, they might not have accidentally (???) banned dril?