Nicole Wilkins
@nvw.bsky.social
All I know is all my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success,
Able I was ere I saw Erewhon.
can not handle one more profile that describes a wealthy new yorker being “in exile” in LA as if the mayor had them banished
December 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Able I was ere I saw Erewhon.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
White-necked Raven
Hooded Crow
Rook
Common Raven
American Crow
White-necked Raven
Hooded Crow
Rook
Common Raven
American Crow
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Komodo Dragon
Mountain Lions (adults and kittens)
Rocky Mountain Bighorn Sheep
European Hedgehog
Wombat
Komodo Dragon
Mountain Lions (adults and kittens)
Rocky Mountain Bighorn Sheep
European Hedgehog
Wombat
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Ibex
Koala
Moose/Elk
Ptarmigan
Hammered Scotland Fan
Ibex
Koala
Moose/Elk
Ptarmigan
Hammered Scotland Fan
December 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
White-necked Raven
Hooded Crow
Rook
Common Raven
American Crow
White-necked Raven
Hooded Crow
Rook
Common Raven
American Crow
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The bear is now one of the renegades of the Intellectual Dark Web
December 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The bear is now one of the renegades of the Intellectual Dark Web
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This is the exact lighting they use for the pic to accompany a profile of a professor who got suspended because he kept using slurs in class as a supposed intellectual provocation.
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
December 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This is the exact lighting they use for the pic to accompany a profile of a professor who got suspended because he kept using slurs in class as a supposed intellectual provocation.
I agree with these Tesla owners about driving being scary and weird. Which is why I don’t do it! Get rid of your cars! Free yourselves!
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I agree with these Tesla owners about driving being scary and weird. Which is why I don’t do it! Get rid of your cars! Free yourselves!
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December 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I just snagged my tights on my engagement ring. I swear to god, as soon as I get married I’m taking this thing off. I am D-U-N DONE with diamonds!
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I just snagged my tights on my engagement ring. I swear to god, as soon as I get married I’m taking this thing off. I am D-U-N DONE with diamonds!
Why would you hover over someone else’s bike for the entirety of a ferry ride? What kind of power does my bike have that you feel the need to stand over it for half an hour?
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Why would you hover over someone else’s bike for the entirety of a ferry ride? What kind of power does my bike have that you feel the need to stand over it for half an hour?
I’m trying to imagine what it must be like to live in one of those towers near the Bay Bridge and having hundreds of crows circling around your building looking for a place to sit.
December 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’m trying to imagine what it must be like to live in one of those towers near the Bay Bridge and having hundreds of crows circling around your building looking for a place to sit.
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True story/fan comic for @thewaroncars.bsky.social.
December 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
True story/fan comic for @thewaroncars.bsky.social.
Herons sound like ducks with a crippling smoking habit.
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Herons sound like ducks with a crippling smoking habit.
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NI HOWDY! Dying
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
NI HOWDY! Dying
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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Listen, how else are you going to shake your detail when you need to meet your handler?
lol
Kash Patel is using the FBI to serve as an Uber for his girlfriend's drunk pals.
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Kash Patel is using the FBI to serve as an Uber for his girlfriend's drunk pals.
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Kash Patel ordered FBI detail to give girlfriend’s pal a lift home: sources
FBI agents have grown increasingly concerned by Patel’s use of the bureau’s strapped resource.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Listen, how else are you going to shake your detail when you need to meet your handler?
I need my mom’s dog to explain to me why she decided to blow her coat in December. She needs to make it make sense.
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I need my mom’s dog to explain to me why she decided to blow her coat in December. She needs to make it make sense.
This woman really thinks moving to Malibu is some kind of horrible punishment.
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This woman really thinks moving to Malibu is some kind of horrible punishment.
We desperately need a public anti-phone speaker campaign on the level of anti-smoking campaigns. I should NOT have to hear your or your children’s videos or games.
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
We desperately need a public anti-phone speaker campaign on the level of anti-smoking campaigns. I should NOT have to hear your or your children’s videos or games.
You’re gunna need a bigger Corolla.
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
You’re gunna need a bigger Corolla.
I’m sorry, this is the 5th time someone has run into this business’ fence since 2019?!?! Are drivers ok?
oaklandside.org/2025/12/03/v...
oaklandside.org/2025/12/03/v...
Video: AC Transit bus with 8 passengers crashes into collision repair business
The 40 Line bus with eight passengers collided with an SUV before jumping the curb. Several people were hospitalized with minor injuries.
oaklandside.org
December 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I’m sorry, this is the 5th time someone has run into this business’ fence since 2019?!?! Are drivers ok?
oaklandside.org/2025/12/03/v...
oaklandside.org/2025/12/03/v...
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understand me
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
understand me
Planning my wedding lunch seating chart by sitting everyone with the same first name together.
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Planning my wedding lunch seating chart by sitting everyone with the same first name together.
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sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
Who among us?
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Who among us?
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Adding alt text to this because this is fucking amazing and everyone deserves to read it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Adding alt text to this because this is fucking amazing and everyone deserves to read it.