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Nicole Wilkins
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All I know is all my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success,
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December 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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I made friends with a horse today. Maybe those horse girls are on to something?
A photo of me standing next to a smallish brown horse. I’m wearing jeans and a gold chore coat. The horse is wearing all brown from head to hoof. A photo of me avoiding getting smacked by a horses head. I’m smiling in spite of nearly getting concussed.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Americans out here wearing silk shirts, singing in the rain.
Screen shot from the SNL “Come back Barack” video. A man dressed in gold, sitting in a gold chair looks lovingly at a photo of Barack Obama. The room is filled with candles. There’s probably a rain storm he’s about to go sing in.
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Wait. Is Olivia Nuzzi a sugarbaby?
He paid for her to attend college, outfitted her in Tom Ford and Hervé Léger dresses and some $15,000 worth of Cartier jewelry. Later, he covered her rent and furnished her apartment in a doorman building in the West Village.
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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LOL. Another ferry regular moved out of the way when he saw me board because he knew I would want to take yet another photo of this boat.
A photo of the US Naval ship John Glen docked in the Oakland harbor.
November 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Seeing a container ship move is so unsettling. Nothing that big should glide above the water like that.
Photo of an empty container ship on the way out of the SF Bay. A two-story ferry is in the foreground, like a teacup Yorkie approaching a bear.
October 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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So is the one form of public transportation rich people take the ferry to South San Francisco?
Graph showing ferry ridership grouped by income. Most ferry serve riders in the $100-200k range except the South San Francisco ferry whose ridership is 70% people make over $200k a year.
September 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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I went to the Alameda flea market and bought a ridiculous ash tray.
A photo of a huge ornate brass ashtray. The ashtray is round and say “The National Assembly of the Republic of Korea” in both English and Chinese characters.
September 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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The “Sickos” comic from The Onion. A black and white drawing of a man looking in a home’s window from outside. He’s wearing a shirt labeled “sickos”. His speech bubble says “Yes…Ha Ha Ha..Yes”.
August 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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What the fuck is happening at McAllister & Market?
Cops blocking g off the street in front of the old hibernia bank building. Cops suiting up in front of the old hibernia bank building. Cops blocking g off the street in front of the old hibernia bank building.
August 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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How do you smash into a car, do this damage and drive off????
Photo of the back passenger side door of a red car. The door is completely bashed in from the back.
August 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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TREE LAW!
A comic in which someone has a dispute about a tree and bunch of lawyers crawl out from bushes yelling “tree law!”
July 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I need to know who the “we” is in the “when we were growing up” because this happened a few years before I was born.
The famous Daily News front page with the headline “Ford to City: Drop Dead”
July 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Bread is cube now.
A photo of a Hokkaido Milk Shokupan. The loaf is a cube.
July 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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It is not very big.
A photo of me holding a Penguin Donkey under my arm. It ends around my waist. I’m in a very stylish pair of The Dude inspired pants and a sweatshirt that says “kale”.
June 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Ok. But these vans look like Mojo Dojo?
A screenshot from Power Puff Girls of the Mojo Dojo. He’s a monkey with a little face and a giant brain covered by a swirly helmet. Much like the electric USPS truck with its tiny front and big brain top.
June 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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You guys can’t get mad once your hear my answer because this was the baby.
A still of a cigar smoking Baby Herman from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
June 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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The Andersen Institute of Bread and Life (dba Andersen Bakery) makes Cubed Croissant. I’m overwhelmed with delight.
A 4-inch cube made out of croissant in the bakery packaging with a “Cubed Croissant” label.
June 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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How it started / how it’s going: house plants
A small monstera plant in a 3-inch pot in 2021. A rather large monstera plant in tall 12-inch pot in 2025.
June 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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This tweet was about baby JD Vance.
Screenshot of the child with bad vibes tweet.
May 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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No Bart, only ferry.
A photo of a large black boat anchored in the Oakland estuary. The photo was taken from the back of the 8am Oakland-SF ferry.
May 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Still from the Simpsons. Bart and Lisa are sitting on the couch. Bart is grumpily saying “We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little.”
May 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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I’m still a little mad that HBO never made Young Pope merch, because I would wear this hoodie.
A screenshot of a crowd scene from The Young Pope featuring a bunch of people wearing hoodies with Jude Law in full papal regalia printed in the front.
April 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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My only comment on stonks.
2020 Tweet from Lil B THE BASEDGOD reading “The stock market is so weak and beta its run by gossip and a bunch of weak crap! I will never respect stocks or the market! It's just a gossip tank full of ass and gossip and news! I love humans that's who I invest in! The humans | love life! I love life! Scream with me! - Lil B”
April 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Susan Orlean continues to be my guiding light.
A tweet from Susan Orlean reading “I see no reason not to move cocktail deadline up an hour or so”
April 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM