Nutri-Grain scream
@nutrigrainscream.bsky.social
Computer understander, recovering workaholic, getting into comics recs encouraged
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Big thing about being European is being done with your food. No more thank you, I'm done.
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Big thing about being European is being done with your food. No more thank you, I'm done.
I'm on that shit that make a man say "hey presto"
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I'm on that shit that make a man say "hey presto"
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Right about now, the honk shoo brother
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You just tucked in the wrong guy
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
You just tucked in the wrong guy
Loved them in the Phantom Menace
October 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Loved them in the Phantom Menace
We've honestly never been closer to AGI because this is what I do when my boss asks me for stuff so...
imagining paying for a service where i want to search something on google and it tells me no, it’s too tired to do that
This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet
October 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
We've honestly never been closer to AGI because this is what I do when my boss asks me for stuff so...
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(lying) great! Working on it now
How goes your quest to forge the Blade of Nerevar?
October 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
(lying) great! Working on it now
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People ask me how i became an uncle and my answer is just keep trying. Don't give up!
October 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
People ask me how i became an uncle and my answer is just keep trying. Don't give up!
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Abraham Lincoln (hold for applause) sucked (hold for boos) at backing down from a fight (hold for applause) and going to the theater (huge applause break)
December 24, 2023 at 9:06 PM
Abraham Lincoln (hold for applause) sucked (hold for boos) at backing down from a fight (hold for applause) and going to the theater (huge applause break)
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Xeroxing an Elder Scroll
October 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Xeroxing an Elder Scroll
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I owe the human rights community a huge apology. I was under the impression that it was Riyadh, Arkansas
October 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I owe the human rights community a huge apology. I was under the impression that it was Riyadh, Arkansas
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Here it is!
My Updated Melbourne Train and Tram Map showing structure of services after the MetroTunnel 'soft' opening in December
railmaps.com.au/melbourne_20...
I have fudged it a bit at West Footscray with the yellow line merging into blue
Also shows the new Victoria Street tram tracks.
My Updated Melbourne Train and Tram Map showing structure of services after the MetroTunnel 'soft' opening in December
railmaps.com.au/melbourne_20...
I have fudged it a bit at West Footscray with the yellow line merging into blue
Also shows the new Victoria Street tram tracks.
October 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Here it is!
My Updated Melbourne Train and Tram Map showing structure of services after the MetroTunnel 'soft' opening in December
railmaps.com.au/melbourne_20...
I have fudged it a bit at West Footscray with the yellow line merging into blue
Also shows the new Victoria Street tram tracks.
My Updated Melbourne Train and Tram Map showing structure of services after the MetroTunnel 'soft' opening in December
railmaps.com.au/melbourne_20...
I have fudged it a bit at West Footscray with the yellow line merging into blue
Also shows the new Victoria Street tram tracks.
Paradox Interactive games identified as the source, more at 6.
September 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Paradox Interactive games identified as the source, more at 6.
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The return of the NBA will solve all of this
September 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The return of the NBA will solve all of this
Would like to go live here now thank you
Astronomers have spotted a quasi-moon near Earth — and the small space rock has likely been hanging out near our planet unseen by telescopes for about 60 years, according to new research: https://cnn.it/4mfKOfr
September 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Would like to go live here now thank you
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Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
To the tune of Hold the Line by Toto:
BORDERLIIIINE!!! (personality disorders)
BORDERLIIIINE!!! (personality disorders)
August 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
To the tune of Hold the Line by Toto:
BORDERLIIIINE!!! (personality disorders)
BORDERLIIIINE!!! (personality disorders)
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I wish I never learned to read
August 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I wish I never learned to read
Games like Amped and SSX3 are probably the clearest sign of our failure as a species. Perfect, fully realised virtual cities built to allow sick snowboarding stunts over skyscrapers and not one person has tried to build them for real. Just so disappointed in us right now...
August 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Games like Amped and SSX3 are probably the clearest sign of our failure as a species. Perfect, fully realised virtual cities built to allow sick snowboarding stunts over skyscrapers and not one person has tried to build them for real. Just so disappointed in us right now...
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Reposting my “brain coin” theory here
August 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Reposting my “brain coin” theory here
One for all my free-tier heads, if you're a paying Spotify customer this is not for you!!
Hey.. it's me...DJ... I'm always here to bring music into your day, and now... I'm *making* requests. Stop saying I sound like Ice Tea. I don't like it.
Hey... it's me DJ... I'm always up to hear about your day and social security number, and now... I'm taking your money. That's my money now.
Hey... it's me DJ... I'm always up to hear about your day and social security number, and now... I'm taking your money. That's my money now.
August 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
One for all my free-tier heads, if you're a paying Spotify customer this is not for you!!