Noah Gordon
@nozibob.bsky.social
TIL: Very early in Emma Goldman's time in New York, she discovered that she was polyamorous and fell in love with at least three of her comrades, including both of two of her three roommates.
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
TIL: Very early in Emma Goldman's time in New York, she discovered that she was polyamorous and fell in love with at least three of her comrades, including both of two of her three roommates.
So which is it: is he a fake Muslim, or a secret Islamist? Make up your mind Cuomo.
October 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
So which is it: is he a fake Muslim, or a secret Islamist? Make up your mind Cuomo.
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Please save this, read it, feel it.
Shame on all those who do not see our children!!
Shame on all those who do not see our children!!
October 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Please save this, read it, feel it.
Shame on all those who do not see our children!!
Shame on all those who do not see our children!!
So proud of my shul.
How fucking cool is this @bradlander.bsky.social and @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social at Rosh Hashanna services and EVERYONE WAS MASKING!
Kolot Chayeinu was one of the first synagogues to call for ceasefire.
“The rabbi spoke extensively about the war in Gaza, calling Israel’s campaign a genocide.”
Kolot Chayeinu was one of the first synagogues to call for ceasefire.
“The rabbi spoke extensively about the war in Gaza, calling Israel’s campaign a genocide.”
September 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
So proud of my shul.
It feels so bizarre, yet refreshing to see a politician actually speak to the meaning behind our tradition instead of just paying it lip service. That’s my future mayor!
Shanah Tovah, New York City. Here's to a sweet and hopeful New Year.
September 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It feels so bizarre, yet refreshing to see a politician actually speak to the meaning behind our tradition instead of just paying it lip service. That’s my future mayor!
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New poll: The vast majority of NYC Dem primary voters agree with Mamdani’s Israel positions, even arresting Bibi.
57% say they’d be less likely to support incumbent Dems who don’t endorse Mamdani. That includes Schumer and Jeffries right now. www.semafor.com/article/07/2...
57% say they’d be less likely to support incumbent Dems who don’t endorse Mamdani. That includes Schumer and Jeffries right now. www.semafor.com/article/07/2...
Poll: New York Dems side with Mamdani on Israel, Netanyahu
New York City’s Democratic primary voters overwhelmingly believe that Israel is “committing genocide” in Gaza.
www.semafor.com
July 29, 2025 at 10:30 AM
New poll: The vast majority of NYC Dem primary voters agree with Mamdani’s Israel positions, even arresting Bibi.
57% say they’d be less likely to support incumbent Dems who don’t endorse Mamdani. That includes Schumer and Jeffries right now. www.semafor.com/article/07/2...
57% say they’d be less likely to support incumbent Dems who don’t endorse Mamdani. That includes Schumer and Jeffries right now. www.semafor.com/article/07/2...
Saw the Superman movie last night. It was good. I liked how Nathan Fillion's character was just Captain Hammer with a bowl cut.
July 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Saw the Superman movie last night. It was good. I liked how Nathan Fillion's character was just Captain Hammer with a bowl cut.
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Mike Huckabee spoke out against the Israeli settler killing of a 20-year-old American before Chuck Schumer did
US Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee calls settler killing of American Saif Musallet a "criminal and terrorist act." Asked Israel to "aggressively investigate."
Note: Not just settlers, Israeli forces also blocked ambulances from Saif.
Trump had removed sanctions on settlers.
Note: Not just settlers, Israeli forces also blocked ambulances from Saif.
Trump had removed sanctions on settlers.
July 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Mike Huckabee spoke out against the Israeli settler killing of a 20-year-old American before Chuck Schumer did
looks like tzaraat to me. can we get a kohen to weight in?
Who will be the first to ask him about this ongoing issue with his hand?
July 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
looks like tzaraat to me. can we get a kohen to weight in?
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Love to be Jewish. Sure people hate us and some Jews have bad opinions but whatever. We have 3773737 holidays and special story time and a centuries long tradition of study buddies and more rules than you can shake a stick at (and a special bundle of sticks for shaking on the fall harvest holiday)
July 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Love to be Jewish. Sure people hate us and some Jews have bad opinions but whatever. We have 3773737 holidays and special story time and a centuries long tradition of study buddies and more rules than you can shake a stick at (and a special bundle of sticks for shaking on the fall harvest holiday)
love me some anti-statist Torah
This passage from the Amidah: “Restore our judges as in earlier times.”
Translated, it’s easy to see it as a call for magistrates to be appointed as in an earlier legal system.
While it can be read that way, I think it says something else entirely. In fact, I think it’s an anti-statist message!
Translated, it’s easy to see it as a call for magistrates to be appointed as in an earlier legal system.
While it can be read that way, I think it says something else entirely. In fact, I think it’s an anti-statist message!
July 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
love me some anti-statist Torah
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‘Vibe coding’ as a phrase is embarrassing to me. In an industry where the bar was already very low, it suggests we can care even less. It’s another step towards enshittification.
The only way to make great software is to truly reason about the code and systems. There are no shortcuts.
The only way to make great software is to truly reason about the code and systems. There are no shortcuts.
July 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
‘Vibe coding’ as a phrase is embarrassing to me. In an industry where the bar was already very low, it suggests we can care even less. It’s another step towards enshittification.
The only way to make great software is to truly reason about the code and systems. There are no shortcuts.
The only way to make great software is to truly reason about the code and systems. There are no shortcuts.
We love Brad
June 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
We love Brad
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Every time a Jew or Muslim wakes up to the fact that their common enemy is militant Christian nationalism, a Biblically accurate angel gets its eyeballs 🙏
June 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Every time a Jew or Muslim wakes up to the fact that their common enemy is militant Christian nationalism, a Biblically accurate angel gets its eyeballs 🙏
VIBE WARFARE
There's been so many Islamophobic posts on X over the past 24+ hours. But what do you even call this dumb ass shit?
June 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
VIBE WARFARE
I keep seeing people saying Brad Lander should primary Chuck Schumer. I mean, yes, but Chuck isn’t up til 2028, and there’s a lot Brad can do for NYC in the interim. Zohran is going to need his help.
June 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I keep seeing people saying Brad Lander should primary Chuck Schumer. I mean, yes, but Chuck isn’t up til 2028, and there’s a lot Brad can do for NYC in the interim. Zohran is going to need his help.
Convinced none of the people who worship Herzl have actually read Herzl.
June 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Convinced none of the people who worship Herzl have actually read Herzl.
What a repulsive perversion of our faith and culture.
June 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
What a repulsive perversion of our faith and culture.
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ICE just arrested Brad Lander, the NYC Comptroller and one of the leading candidates for Mayor, without grounds.
He was conducting routine immigration court work, escorting individuals from hearings.
He asked ICE for their warrant - well within his legal rights.
This is political intimidation.
He was conducting routine immigration court work, escorting individuals from hearings.
He asked ICE for their warrant - well within his legal rights.
This is political intimidation.
Whoa! NYC mayoral candidate and current city Comptroller Brad Lander seemingly arrested at the NYC immigration court while attending to escort someone attending their hearing.
Lander just got detained by federal agents as he tried to escort a man out of the courtroom. Lander was taken in an elevator with masked agents, along with one member of his NYPD security detail.
June 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
ICE just arrested Brad Lander, the NYC Comptroller and one of the leading candidates for Mayor, without grounds.
He was conducting routine immigration court work, escorting individuals from hearings.
He asked ICE for their warrant - well within his legal rights.
This is political intimidation.
He was conducting routine immigration court work, escorting individuals from hearings.
He asked ICE for their warrant - well within his legal rights.
This is political intimidation.
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New Yorkers love when our superheroes do a team-up. Bravo @bradlander.bsky.social & @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social this is what we need to stop Cuomo!
BREAKING: Mamdani and Lander will cross-endorse.
The partnership, which is being announced one day before early voting begins, would effectively turn Mamdani and Lander into something of a joint entry. They hope that one of them will eventually accumulate many of the other’s votes as a result.
The partnership, which is being announced one day before early voting begins, would effectively turn Mamdani and Lander into something of a joint entry. They hope that one of them will eventually accumulate many of the other’s votes as a result.
Mamdani and Lander Will Cross-Endorse Each Other in N.Y.C. Mayor’s Race
www.nytimes.com
June 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
New Yorkers love when our superheroes do a team-up. Bravo @bradlander.bsky.social & @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social this is what we need to stop Cuomo!
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וְכִתְּתוּ חַרְבוֹתָם לְאִתִּים, וַחֲנִיתוֹתֵיהֶם לְמַזְמֵרוֹת. לֹא־יִשָּׂא גוֹי אֶל־גּוֹי חֶרֶב, וְלֹא־יִלְמְדוּ עוֹד מִלְחָמָה׃
They shall beat their swords into plowshares, their spears into pruning hooks: Nation shall not take up Sword against nation; neither shall they learn war anymore.
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They shall beat their swords into plowshares, their spears into pruning hooks: Nation shall not take up Sword against nation; neither shall they learn war anymore.
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June 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
וְכִתְּתוּ חַרְבוֹתָם לְאִתִּים, וַחֲנִיתוֹתֵיהֶם לְמַזְמֵרוֹת. לֹא־יִשָּׂא גוֹי אֶל־גּוֹי חֶרֶב, וְלֹא־יִלְמְדוּ עוֹד מִלְחָמָה׃
They shall beat their swords into plowshares, their spears into pruning hooks: Nation shall not take up Sword against nation; neither shall they learn war anymore.
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They shall beat their swords into plowshares, their spears into pruning hooks: Nation shall not take up Sword against nation; neither shall they learn war anymore.
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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Someone please ask Ted Deutsch and Jonathan Greenblatt if Ehud Olmert is an antisemite spreading blood libels!!
June 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Someone please ask Ted Deutsch and Jonathan Greenblatt if Ehud Olmert is an antisemite spreading blood libels!!
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IT IS HAPPENING NOW IN THE WEST BANK: Settlers are invading No Other Land director Hamdan Ballal’s village again and building a new outpost inside the village directly in front of his house.
June 4, 2025 at 11:53 AM
IT IS HAPPENING NOW IN THE WEST BANK: Settlers are invading No Other Land director Hamdan Ballal’s village again and building a new outpost inside the village directly in front of his house.