Maybe Bees Is Vampire
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she/her, able to boil an egg with my mind (it takes 4 minutes)
mesohippus girl and founder of turning point pangaea
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
mesohippus girl and founder of turning point pangaea
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Every "population crisis" article in western media is just "WHERE ARE THE WHITE BABIES" in disguise and we absolutely do not have to give any credence to any of them
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Every "population crisis" article in western media is just "WHERE ARE THE WHITE BABIES" in disguise and we absolutely do not have to give any credence to any of them
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Wanna dance w the devil in the pale moonlight??? This Bat-vember, Dumpster Raccoon PROUDLY presents trans punk hit THE PEOPLE'S JOKER - sponsored by @baystreetvideo.bsky.social !
Incredible poster by @montadrew.bsky.social - available EXCLUSIVELY at our screenings! revuecinema.ca/films/dumpst...
Incredible poster by @montadrew.bsky.social - available EXCLUSIVELY at our screenings! revuecinema.ca/films/dumpst...
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Wanna dance w the devil in the pale moonlight??? This Bat-vember, Dumpster Raccoon PROUDLY presents trans punk hit THE PEOPLE'S JOKER - sponsored by @baystreetvideo.bsky.social !
Incredible poster by @montadrew.bsky.social - available EXCLUSIVELY at our screenings! revuecinema.ca/films/dumpst...
Incredible poster by @montadrew.bsky.social - available EXCLUSIVELY at our screenings! revuecinema.ca/films/dumpst...
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Rough day to be any sort of survivor of sexual violence. Solidarity to all of you, please be kind to yourselves
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Rough day to be any sort of survivor of sexual violence. Solidarity to all of you, please be kind to yourselves
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emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts
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Hopefully people are remembering that sexual assault victims can read what they’re saying
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Hopefully people are remembering that sexual assault victims can read what they’re saying
i have an interview this afternoon, the first actual in person interview i've gotten since i started looking last year, so of course i've developed a massive unpoppable super painful zit right next to my mouth
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
i have an interview this afternoon, the first actual in person interview i've gotten since i started looking last year, so of course i've developed a massive unpoppable super painful zit right next to my mouth
i dont think there are a ton of things harder on the self esteem than being a plus size person who has to find an outfit for an interview the next day while also having their period. like i already wanted to cry thanks
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i dont think there are a ton of things harder on the self esteem than being a plus size person who has to find an outfit for an interview the next day while also having their period. like i already wanted to cry thanks
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Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.
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I am seeing the posts about American healthcare premiums going up 5x and more. And I want to gather my Canadians and folks who have universal healthcare and let you know that Americans know their system is broken. You don't need to tell them that right now.
November 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I am seeing the posts about American healthcare premiums going up 5x and more. And I want to gather my Canadians and folks who have universal healthcare and let you know that Americans know their system is broken. You don't need to tell them that right now.
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RIP Edmund Fitzgerald, died on this day 50 years ago. Killed by a witch I think? She made him swim lake Superior carrying iron ore. Pretty stupid, I wouldn't fall for that
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
RIP Edmund Fitzgerald, died on this day 50 years ago. Killed by a witch I think? She made him swim lake Superior carrying iron ore. Pretty stupid, I wouldn't fall for that
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Touching grass isn't enough, I need to be reminded of the timelessness of the human need to create beauty and connection.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Touching grass isn't enough, I need to be reminded of the timelessness of the human need to create beauty and connection.
at this point i feel like i should start some sort of drinking game or something for every time i get yelled at by a client who worked on fucking Murdoch Mysteries
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
at this point i feel like i should start some sort of drinking game or something for every time i get yelled at by a client who worked on fucking Murdoch Mysteries
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The radical idea that your own government shouldn't hate you and want to make your life harder at every opportunity.
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The radical idea that your own government shouldn't hate you and want to make your life harder at every opportunity.
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
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Trading places with Elon would be like waking up as a cockroach and the worst part is that you would have traded away your knowledge of Kafka and the literary grounding to make sense of said experience.
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Trading places with Elon would be like waking up as a cockroach and the worst part is that you would have traded away your knowledge of Kafka and the literary grounding to make sense of said experience.
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Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
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An anonymous donor just offered to match up to $1,000 to my fundraiser in support of health benefits for @scarleteen.com's staff and an as-needed health fund for volunteers, which means your $1 is worth $2! Anyone want to join in with ANOTHER match to turn that into $3?
Scarleteen Staff and Volunteer Healthcare Fund
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November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
An anonymous donor just offered to match up to $1,000 to my fundraiser in support of health benefits for @scarleteen.com's staff and an as-needed health fund for volunteers, which means your $1 is worth $2! Anyone want to join in with ANOTHER match to turn that into $3?
i enjoy how making jam makes me feel like a witch (cauldron full of bubbling potion, wisdom of my foremothers) but i don't think im very good at it
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
i enjoy how making jam makes me feel like a witch (cauldron full of bubbling potion, wisdom of my foremothers) but i don't think im very good at it
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These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
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Want 2 minutes of impeccable joy? Smear a big blob of peanut butter on the roof of your dog’s mouth
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Want 2 minutes of impeccable joy? Smear a big blob of peanut butter on the roof of your dog’s mouth