Chris
@notclever.bsky.social
Mirthful bureaucrat. Amateur dumbass. Not clever or funny
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i've never been inconvenienced before and i hope i never will be. it sounds terrible
October 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i've never been inconvenienced before and i hope i never will be. it sounds terrible
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Genuinely one of the most evil things I’ve ever read, and these dudes are American citizens who went to Gaza for the chance and joy of killing
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
September 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Genuinely one of the most evil things I’ve ever read, and these dudes are American citizens who went to Gaza for the chance and joy of killing
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
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Read John Hersey’s powerful, unforgettable August 1946 New Yorker article, “Hiroshima,” describing the horrific devastation of the city as recounted by six survivors: a clerk, a doctor, a tailor’s widow, a German priest, a surgeon, and a Methodist pastor—the first unvarnished account of the bombing.
Hiroshima
A hundred thousand people were killed by the atomic bomb. Survivors wonder why they lived when so many others died.
www.newyorker.com
August 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Read John Hersey’s powerful, unforgettable August 1946 New Yorker article, “Hiroshima,” describing the horrific devastation of the city as recounted by six survivors: a clerk, a doctor, a tailor’s widow, a German priest, a surgeon, and a Methodist pastor—the first unvarnished account of the bombing.
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This is genuinely the news every day
July 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is genuinely the news every day
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There isn't really a way to reconcile the continued existence of ICE with liberal democracy
March 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
There isn't really a way to reconcile the continued existence of ICE with liberal democracy
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I love drinking six beers 😁👍
February 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I love drinking six beers 😁👍
Being back at work for 10 minutes erases 5 days of vacation
February 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Being back at work for 10 minutes erases 5 days of vacation
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at this point defendants undertook to stretch the back of our client’s underwear well above its intended location and wrapped same over his head
January 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
at this point defendants undertook to stretch the back of our client’s underwear well above its intended location and wrapped same over his head
I think it’s very possible that I’ve lost my mind, and folks let me tell ya, I’m not looking for it either
January 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I think it’s very possible that I’ve lost my mind, and folks let me tell ya, I’m not looking for it either
Members of the public calling me talking about the astral plane and shit I don’t get paid enough for this
January 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Members of the public calling me talking about the astral plane and shit I don’t get paid enough for this
God bless everyone happy fucking new Year
January 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
God bless everyone happy fucking new Year
Do you guys know about scrobbles
January 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Do you guys know about scrobbles
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What you don’t realize is how I’m drinking coffee now. You still don’t really understand or realize
December 30, 2024 at 1:35 PM
What you don’t realize is how I’m drinking coffee now. You still don’t really understand or realize
When are we going to acknowledge that he’s right though
Posting this, the greatest video of all time, to BlueSky for posterity. Please discuss all of its life-changing details.
December 30, 2024 at 1:39 PM
When are we going to acknowledge that he’s right though
Boy life sure is strange folks I tell ya but we love it don’t we
December 27, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Boy life sure is strange folks I tell ya but we love it don’t we
I have a much better relationship with my kitchen sink these days
December 24, 2024 at 1:26 AM
I have a much better relationship with my kitchen sink these days
Send Aaron Rodgers on another darkness retreat to the evil dead cabin please
December 23, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Send Aaron Rodgers on another darkness retreat to the evil dead cabin please
Talking to members of the public at work is like living with a gas leak
December 17, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Talking to members of the public at work is like living with a gas leak
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every user on this website who is not following my account is trying to kill me and they’re right to do so
December 17, 2024 at 12:13 PM
every user on this website who is not following my account is trying to kill me and they’re right to do so
Vampires are real and I can prove it but the international community has been very dismissive of my findings
December 17, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Vampires are real and I can prove it but the international community has been very dismissive of my findings
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If the sun went supernova I think I would be fine
Nerve agent guy: its actually so fucking stupid for you to say that
Nerve agent guy: its actually so fucking stupid for you to say that
December 17, 2024 at 1:57 AM
If the sun went supernova I think I would be fine
Nerve agent guy: its actually so fucking stupid for you to say that
Nerve agent guy: its actually so fucking stupid for you to say that
Does anyone else ever get the feeling that there Is an imminent nuclear attack
December 9, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Does anyone else ever get the feeling that there Is an imminent nuclear attack