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Chris Alderson
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Am I a man, or am I 13 feral cats in a human costume? FOLLOW TO FIND OUT.

Cheeto Mussolini fans and xenophobes need not apply.
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Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
April 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The most sickening read of the decade is “it’s objectively true”. On FOX NEWS OF ALL PLACES
WATCH — @jessicatarlov.bsky.social on Fox: “It is the worst first 100 days for a president in 70 years. It’s objectively true.”
April 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Crashing a four-wheeler and drinking 5 beers is actually a traditional Easter celebration in parts of the south. #facts #Wrestlemania #WrestleSky
April 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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New:

DOGE's spending has been secret.

No longer.

My colleagues have uncovered it.

www.propublica.org/article/doge...
February 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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citizens: uh oh, the latest from the white house seems bad!

dem congress: no. it is actually a distraction.

citizens: a distraction from what?

dem congress: the looting of the commons and erosion of civil service.

citizens: are you going to do anything about that?

dem congress: no. gimme $3.
February 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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mans hit the sig heil hard-r style
January 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter
January 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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a comic about blocking
January 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If you need a little boost to keep sober or to limit your alcohol intake, here’s a lil sumthin from the surgeon general:
Alcohol use is the third leading preventable cause of cancer in the US – report | US news | The Guardian
Advisory from US surgeon general says alcohol contributes to 100,000 cancer cases and 20,000 cancer deaths each year
amp.theguardian.com
January 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Which is why US history classes should include COINTELPRO.

Gets scant attention in textbooks, so we offer a free lesson for grades 7+ (also useful for higher ed.)

"The lesson on COINTELPRO electrified my students." -- Brandon Grijalva, high school teacher ⬇️

www.zinnedproject.org/materials/co...
COINTELPRO: Teaching the FBI’s War on the Black Freedom Movement
Through examining FBI documents, students learn the scope of the FBI’s COINTELPRO campaign to spy on, infiltrate, discredit, and disrupt all corners of the Black Freedom Movement.
www.zinnedproject.org
December 23, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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Via @animaljustice.bsky.social

'I Could Never Go Vegan" - five words spoken worldwide by so many non-vegans. But why?

I Could Never Go Vegan is now available on US streaming platforms as of December 3rd and will be coming to the UK on December 30th

🎥 Watch the trailer: youtu.be/bkUU5geAsiE?...
I Could Never Go Vegan | Official Trailer
YouTube video by I Could Never Go Vegan
youtu.be
December 11, 2024 at 11:43 AM
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Should Democrats move to the right? Absolutely not. That's morally wrong and bad politics.

The real lesson of 2024 is that Democrats must become an anti-establishment party ready to shake up the system on behalf of working people.
Why Trump Won | Robert Reich
YouTube video by Robert Reich
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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“X is no longer a social-media site with a white-supremacy problem, but a white-supremacist site with a social-media problem.” — @cwarzel.bsky.social

Gift link: www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
X Is a White-Supremacist Site
Elon Musk has made one of Twitter’s most glaring problems into a core feature on X.
www.theatlantic.com
December 2, 2024 at 3:19 AM
I don’t think I have enough followers to even do this, but I’ll try
You know what, sure, why not. Been a dog's age since I did anything like this.

I'm nodding off to bed, but in the morning I'll post answers.
November 30, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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Oh my god. I love this. I love this thought. Think of this time as the Patriarchical Death Throes.
🔥 🗣️STURGILL SIMPSON: “This toxic patriarchal energy is an age coming to an end… that energy is clawing for its survival bc it knows it’s dying. We’re heading to something beautiful, we just have to go through some dark shit first. So love everybody.” (H/T @wutangforchildren.bsky.social )
November 25, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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Your yearly reminder that Fellowship of the Ring is a Christmas movie.

I will not elaborate.
November 24, 2024 at 7:38 PM
It’s a strange feeling to see that you have new followers and they’re all actual people. Still not used to that 🤣
November 22, 2024 at 10:04 AM
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Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
November 19, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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Barnes & Noble is making a comeback: The world’s largest retail bookseller is expanding at a breakneck pace and is on track to reach its goal of more than 60 planned openings this year.
Barnes & Noble is making a comeback | CNN Business
The world’s largest retail bookseller is expanding at a breakneck pace and is on track to reach its goal of more than 60 planned openings this year. The plan marks a dramatic shift from when it closed...
www.cnn.com
November 18, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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the simple truth conservatives always ignore
November 20, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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Protesters protest for human rights?
Met by police.

Against banks and institutions?
Met by police.

For unjust killings of unarmed black men and women, and kids?
Met by police.

Anti war?
Met by police.

Anti genocide?
Met by police.

Nazis march?
No police.
They just march around.

🇺🇸
November 18, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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I find this helpful.
November 18, 2024 at 1:20 AM
The “echo chamber” I’m “stuck in” is filled with funny, passionate, tolerant people who are a delight to interact with.

They might be a hair too horny for their own good, but fuck it, the world is ending. You’re allowed.
November 17, 2024 at 10:52 PM
I knew twitter was a toxic cesspit, but I didn’t realize how truly awful it was until I switched over to here. It’s insane how much good moderation and basic functions can make a whole platform better.
November 16, 2024 at 3:01 PM