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a good noodle
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semi-interesting part-time-punk trying to break my Twitter addiction. leftist. they/them
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Same way I found out about Epstein
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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my primary impression of fallout 76 was watching an official teaser on the alien update, hearing this weapon's sound effect, and having to rewind to make sure I didn't hallucinate it
January 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Government actors who refuse to be bound by the rule of law are not morally entitled to its protection.
KARL: Did you know about the judge's order when you issued your order for the planes to continue?

KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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if renewable energy buildout isn't your only political issue it's likely it will be very soon
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I won a game of Taskmaster at the local microtheater between the commercial breaks of the season finale! All I had to do was bring in an Odd Future hoodie I had custom made in 2011 as the Most Embarrassing Thing I Own. Dignity was destroyed and restored in an hour and a half's time
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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jeffrey epstein spent thanksgiving *2017* with President Donald Trump at Mar a Lago and we only know this now i'm going to go insane
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Chat is it a good idea to physically invade the pope's hometown
BREAKING: At Pope Leo XIV’s urging, U.S. Catholic bishops just delivered the strongest rebuke of a sitting president in Church history — condemning Trump-Vance raids as “inhumane” and “dehumanizing” in a 216–5 vote.
NEW: At Pope Leo’s Urging, Bishops Issue Historic Rebuke of Trump’s Raids
Nearly all U.S. Catholic bishops united in Baltimore to denounce the Trump administration’s “inhumane” deportation campaign — a near-unanimous, unprecedented moral stand against a sitting president.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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having my typical evening of quieting the internal anguish by watching horror, when this commercial came on tubi, and i thought i had entered some sort of psychotic fugue.

sound on.
October 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Instagram is convinced that if they just show me one more ad for an Indigo Girls show as soon as I open the app I'll buy a ticket. I don't know how the algorithm decided I'm a gen x lesbian but I'm not!
October 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
October 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
if I had a dime for every 2000s indie rock musician that is a frequent contributor to the podcast Episode One and also follows me on Twitter, I'd have two dimes, which is quite frankly an absurd amount of dimes for me to have in this scenario
October 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Not psyched to go back to work tomorrow after a mini vacation and immediately confront my boss' boss about how they cut my hours below my minimum level. Really wish we had a union to handle this sort of bullshit!!
October 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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October 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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I know these guys are all dumber than a sack of hammers, but it is fascinating to see the military decide “logistics are gay” in real time
October 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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The Sting is a very good movie but something that restrained and dry making $1.8B is fully bonkers.

Hypothesis that Butch Cassidy audiences had simply never seen two men as hot as Redford and Newman in the same movie before, and when they switched facial hair all bets were off
September 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
September 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i
September 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
my discover page is non-stop posts about how Colbert getting fired is fascism unbound, meanwhile I haven't seen a thing about it on Twitter. very different audiences.
July 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
We have to start treating these heavily armed gangs as an invading force with everything that entails
I obtained this from a community member minutes after arriving on scene following a raid at the Cypress Park Home Depot this morning. they detained day laborers.
July 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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you know, if i were in the position of interviewing jeffries here, i would ask the congressman to specify exactly when and where mamdani used that language.
Hakeem Jeffries on Mamdani: "'Globalizing the intifada' by way of example is not an acceptable phrasing. He's gonna have to clarify his position on that as he moves forward."
June 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Really impossible to overstate how completely this guy has failed at every aspect of being an opposition leader over the past six months. Jeffries is a truly inspiring example for every soulless careerist who would rather be king of nothing than stand for anything decent in the world.
Hakeem Jeffries on Mamdani: "'Globalizing the intifada' by way of example is not an acceptable phrasing. He's gonna have to clarify his position on that as he moves forward."
June 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,
June 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM