Noelle
@noellepatton.bsky.social
🌊 she/her
🐚 avid reader/foodie/video game enthusiast ⚔️
☀️ living life by the ocean
🐚⚓️🦪☕️
🐚 avid reader/foodie/video game enthusiast ⚔️
☀️ living life by the ocean
🐚⚓️🦪☕️
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Canceling my give a fuck subscription
October 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Canceling my give a fuck subscription
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The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
September 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
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The only thing that's been raptured so far today is my fucking motivation
September 23, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The only thing that's been raptured so far today is my fucking motivation
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Derrick Henry having fumble problems is like how the Death Star was taken out by an exhaust port.
September 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Derrick Henry having fumble problems is like how the Death Star was taken out by an exhaust port.
I yawned weird and hurt my neck.
I think I’ve officially started my journey of getting old now.
I think I’ve officially started my journey of getting old now.
September 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I yawned weird and hurt my neck.
I think I’ve officially started my journey of getting old now.
I think I’ve officially started my journey of getting old now.
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Very fun to see the Chiefs struggle but even more fun to watch Harrison Butker struggle
September 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Very fun to see the Chiefs struggle but even more fun to watch Harrison Butker struggle
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March 21, 2024 at 3:10 PM
🍽️ current events means stress baking has commenced. I’ll be taking time to post all my fall baking starting off strong with:
🎃 Pumpkin spice & white chocolate cookies 🍪
#baking #fallbaking #pumpkinspice #cooking
🎃 Pumpkin spice & white chocolate cookies 🍪
#baking #fallbaking #pumpkinspice #cooking
September 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
🍽️ current events means stress baking has commenced. I’ll be taking time to post all my fall baking starting off strong with:
🎃 Pumpkin spice & white chocolate cookies 🍪
#baking #fallbaking #pumpkinspice #cooking
🎃 Pumpkin spice & white chocolate cookies 🍪
#baking #fallbaking #pumpkinspice #cooking
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….did the Dolphins have the first players only meeting in the history of the sport that actually worked
September 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
….did the Dolphins have the first players only meeting in the history of the sport that actually worked
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I'm not American but boosting for y'all. Also if you need help figuring out who is Sinclair and who is nexstar I can help.
September 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I'm not American but boosting for y'all. Also if you need help figuring out who is Sinclair and who is nexstar I can help.
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As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read.
They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.
They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.
September 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read.
They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.
They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.
September 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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I'm normally all about saving architecture, but that plantation burning down is 100% cool and okay.
May 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I'm normally all about saving architecture, but that plantation burning down is 100% cool and okay.
Most nights lately I feel burnt out come 8pm. I’m so used to staying up late and I’ve just been hitting a wall 😴
May 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Most nights lately I feel burnt out come 8pm. I’m so used to staying up late and I’ve just been hitting a wall 😴
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A reminder not to store red sauce in Tupperware.
May 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
A reminder not to store red sauce in Tupperware.
Orange Chicken Parm, recipe from @mythicalkitchen.com
This has become a regular dinner recipe in our house! 🍽️
This has become a regular dinner recipe in our house! 🍽️
May 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Orange Chicken Parm, recipe from @mythicalkitchen.com
This has become a regular dinner recipe in our house! 🍽️
This has become a regular dinner recipe in our house! 🍽️
Lemon sugar cookies curtesy of @bobsredmill.bsky.social 🍽️
May 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Lemon sugar cookies curtesy of @bobsredmill.bsky.social 🍽️
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The conclave boys announcing Cardinal Pizzaballa as the next Pope
April 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The conclave boys announcing Cardinal Pizzaballa as the next Pope
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magic should be spelled with a j and that’s the first trick it pulled
April 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
magic should be spelled with a j and that’s the first trick it pulled
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I genuinely feel that once you stop being curious about the world and being a part of nature, your soul dies. like your heart just gets replaced by a slab of concrete or whatever
April 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I genuinely feel that once you stop being curious about the world and being a part of nature, your soul dies. like your heart just gets replaced by a slab of concrete or whatever
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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“Two new books explore our growing scientific understanding of the moon -
Organisms from corals and sea urchins to bean sprouts and trees have internal lunar clocks, and the first animals to move onto land likely did so in tidal pools.”
www.nybooks.com/articles/202...
Organisms from corals and sea urchins to bean sprouts and trees have internal lunar clocks, and the first animals to move onto land likely did so in tidal pools.”
www.nybooks.com/articles/202...
Lunar Myths and Mysteries | Jenny Uglow
Two new books explore our growing scientific understanding of the moon as well as its powerful appeal to the imagination.
www.nybooks.com
April 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“Two new books explore our growing scientific understanding of the moon -
Organisms from corals and sea urchins to bean sprouts and trees have internal lunar clocks, and the first animals to move onto land likely did so in tidal pools.”
www.nybooks.com/articles/202...
Organisms from corals and sea urchins to bean sprouts and trees have internal lunar clocks, and the first animals to move onto land likely did so in tidal pools.”
www.nybooks.com/articles/202...