✨Tabatha✨
@tabatha.bsky.social
💖 eat cheese and sin 💖
🎀doing chaotic good🎀
✨she/her (feral)✨
🎀doing chaotic good🎀
✨she/her (feral)✨
I will continue clacking away to my local newspaper editor and posting on Nextdoor about the fifth-century barbarians sacking my neighborhood.
I will continue posting through it as the Crusades arrive at my door.
I will continue posting through it as the Crusades arrive at my door.
Republican on CNN: You peacefully protest with a letter to the editor. You peacefully protest by starting a Substack or a podcast.
January 15, 2026 at 11:32 AM
I will continue clacking away to my local newspaper editor and posting on Nextdoor about the fifth-century barbarians sacking my neighborhood.
I will continue posting through it as the Crusades arrive at my door.
I will continue posting through it as the Crusades arrive at my door.
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the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
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this is Minnesotan for "I am mad enough to bite through rebar"
Props to the lady giving an interview in her pink UFFDA hat and saying, "well, gosh, I've never had tear gas and flashbangs shot at me, but I'm happy to take it so my neighbors are safe."
January 15, 2026 at 3:03 AM
this is Minnesotan for "I am mad enough to bite through rebar"
Well, the lady at the late-night cafe accidentally burnt my zaatar bread a teeny bit, so she gave me TWO (2) slices of pistachio cheesecake to make up for it.
January 15, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Well, the lady at the late-night cafe accidentally burnt my zaatar bread a teeny bit, so she gave me TWO (2) slices of pistachio cheesecake to make up for it.
It's always so weird to be ignored by someone who acted like they enjoyed your company (and who you'll run into at shared hobbies) in your 30s/40s. And so immature to not just say, "sorry, had a great time, but it's not a match for me" after a couple of dates and a lot of chat.
January 15, 2026 at 2:01 AM
It's always so weird to be ignored by someone who acted like they enjoyed your company (and who you'll run into at shared hobbies) in your 30s/40s. And so immature to not just say, "sorry, had a great time, but it's not a match for me" after a couple of dates and a lot of chat.
Finally made it to a pole class and kept sliding off, haha. I forgot how much of a difference humidity/no humidity would make 😅
January 15, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Finally made it to a pole class and kept sliding off, haha. I forgot how much of a difference humidity/no humidity would make 😅
I'm just a crusty little dog riding along in god's purse sometimes.
January 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I'm just a crusty little dog riding along in god's purse sometimes.
This new latex pillow is like a water bed for my head.
January 14, 2026 at 8:15 AM
This new latex pillow is like a water bed for my head.
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one of the weirdest things about the current moment is how the national media have to pretend like they don't know what this is about. official government social media accounts are posting about racially cleansing America and they have to pretend like it's not clear who the bad guy is.
January 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
one of the weirdest things about the current moment is how the national media have to pretend like they don't know what this is about. official government social media accounts are posting about racially cleansing America and they have to pretend like it's not clear who the bad guy is.
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I think the most impressive thing about Panera is convincing people that half a sandwich is okay
January 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I think the most impressive thing about Panera is convincing people that half a sandwich is okay
I just want to go to Ikea this weekend. Chicago, what the fuck is this? WHAT IS THIS?
January 14, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I just want to go to Ikea this weekend. Chicago, what the fuck is this? WHAT IS THIS?
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Local pizza joint leads insurgency against federal paramilitary forces.
Wrecktangle Pizza co-owner: "You can see from that video exactly what happens when they try to fuck with us."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQUo...
Wrecktangle Pizza co-owner: "You can see from that video exactly what happens when they try to fuck with us."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQUo...
January 14, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Local pizza joint leads insurgency against federal paramilitary forces.
Wrecktangle Pizza co-owner: "You can see from that video exactly what happens when they try to fuck with us."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQUo...
Wrecktangle Pizza co-owner: "You can see from that video exactly what happens when they try to fuck with us."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQUo...
Not me blocking my calendar so I can take a mid-day tour of the map exhibition at the library...I mean, uh, doctor's appointment.
a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water .
ALT: a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water .
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Not me blocking my calendar so I can take a mid-day tour of the map exhibition at the library...I mean, uh, doctor's appointment.
Now that's a bed frame I can move across the room alone.
43 pounds in total, y'all.
43 pounds in total, y'all.
January 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Now that's a bed frame I can move across the room alone.
43 pounds in total, y'all.
43 pounds in total, y'all.
My travel girlies trying to plan our annual trip: "Is this the year we finally travel abroad together!?✨🤩"
Me: No...it's not. Are...are you aware of the news?
Me: No...it's not. Are...are you aware of the news?
January 13, 2026 at 10:31 PM
My travel girlies trying to plan our annual trip: "Is this the year we finally travel abroad together!?✨🤩"
Me: No...it's not. Are...are you aware of the news?
Me: No...it's not. Are...are you aware of the news?
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the problem is how many more people are going to die before that happens. it's being left up to communities to fight pitched battles without any sort of violence while potentially opening themselves up to serious bodily harm or arrest. leaders are doing nothing.
The more brazenly ICE wants to act like the American Gestapo, the more they’ll bring about their own downfall. Simple as that.
January 13, 2026 at 3:10 PM
the problem is how many more people are going to die before that happens. it's being left up to communities to fight pitched battles without any sort of violence while potentially opening themselves up to serious bodily harm or arrest. leaders are doing nothing.
It has come to my attention that no one else has waffles shaped like their state.
January 13, 2026 at 3:20 PM
It has come to my attention that no one else has waffles shaped like their state.
I love how penne noodles have good tread.
January 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I love how penne noodles have good tread.
The gorilla punched a hole through the tv when his team lost, and then Reddit convinced me to break up with him.
the gorilla i injected with intelligence serum got really into sports betting and destroyed the lab
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The gorilla punched a hole through the tv when his team lost, and then Reddit convinced me to break up with him.
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The White House says the Smithsonian Institution must submit materials about current and upcoming exhibitions and events for a review that will determine whether they express "improper ideology." n.pr/4583d8f
Today is the Smithsonian's deadline to give thousands of documents to the White House
The White House says the Smithsonian Institution must submit materials about current and upcoming exhibitions and events for a review that will determine whether they express "improper ideology."
n.pr
January 13, 2026 at 11:54 AM
The White House says the Smithsonian Institution must submit materials about current and upcoming exhibitions and events for a review that will determine whether they express "improper ideology." n.pr/4583d8f
Couldn't figure out why I've had deltoid and elbow pain for months, and bouts of back spasms around the lower trapezius for a couple of years.
Turns out hypermobility strikes again (i.e., I've been layin' around all funny for too long and stretching things past where they should)
Turns out hypermobility strikes again (i.e., I've been layin' around all funny for too long and stretching things past where they should)
January 13, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Couldn't figure out why I've had deltoid and elbow pain for months, and bouts of back spasms around the lower trapezius for a couple of years.
Turns out hypermobility strikes again (i.e., I've been layin' around all funny for too long and stretching things past where they should)
Turns out hypermobility strikes again (i.e., I've been layin' around all funny for too long and stretching things past where they should)
Guys, now is a good time to stop ghosting women. Because if you get snatched off the street, I'm not gonna know to come looking for you.
January 13, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Guys, now is a good time to stop ghosting women. Because if you get snatched off the street, I'm not gonna know to come looking for you.
A comprehensive transit system kicks ass. I could just like, get high and go to the zoo.
January 13, 2026 at 2:29 AM
A comprehensive transit system kicks ass. I could just like, get high and go to the zoo.