✨Tabatha✨
@tabatha.bsky.social
💖 eat cheese and sin 💖
🎀doing chaotic good🎀
✨she/her (feral)✨
🎀doing chaotic good🎀
✨she/her (feral)✨
My manager told me the plan to extend my contract and then get me hired in the new year. I'm filling out the relocation approval paperwork over the holiday.
So it's happening? Piece by piece.
So it's happening? Piece by piece.
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My manager told me the plan to extend my contract and then get me hired in the new year. I'm filling out the relocation approval paperwork over the holiday.
So it's happening? Piece by piece.
So it's happening? Piece by piece.
Man, the customer vibes in Jersey Mikes are always *rancid*
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Man, the customer vibes in Jersey Mikes are always *rancid*
This has been a very long and hard day. Shoveling Milano cookies into my face wasn't a healthy choice, but we can't turn back time.
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This has been a very long and hard day. Shoveling Milano cookies into my face wasn't a healthy choice, but we can't turn back time.
Every time an NHL player is traded, I'm like a kid who found a stuffy dropped in the wrong aisle at the store.
Put. Him. Back. With. His. Friends.
Put. Him. Back. With. His. Friends.
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Every time an NHL player is traded, I'm like a kid who found a stuffy dropped in the wrong aisle at the store.
Put. Him. Back. With. His. Friends.
Put. Him. Back. With. His. Friends.
Gym rats should stop complaining about other people's shirtlessness or revealing gym fits (they're ruining it for the rest of us)
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Gym rats should stop complaining about other people's shirtlessness or revealing gym fits (they're ruining it for the rest of us)
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...because 'marital rape' wasn't a concept until feminism made it one and it wasn't illegal in all fifty states until 1993, because marriage was perpetual consent, aka he owned you.
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
...because 'marital rape' wasn't a concept until feminism made it one and it wasn't illegal in all fifty states until 1993, because marriage was perpetual consent, aka he owned you.
Every person deserves a space in this world where they can take off their pants and bra, truly let the mask fall away, and be absolutely feral.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Every person deserves a space in this world where they can take off their pants and bra, truly let the mask fall away, and be absolutely feral.
It's almost time
two stuffed animals are standing next to a lamp with the words light the lamp not the rat below them
ALT: two stuffed animals are standing next to a lamp with the words light the lamp not the rat below them
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It's almost time
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My dad finally told me an old family story that I've never heard before.
Apparently, out in their small town in west Texas there was this "haunted" house where kids would go out at night, claiming there was a spooky "baby casket" out there...
Apparently, out in their small town in west Texas there was this "haunted" house where kids would go out at night, claiming there was a spooky "baby casket" out there...
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
My dad finally told me an old family story that I've never heard before.
Apparently, out in their small town in west Texas there was this "haunted" house where kids would go out at night, claiming there was a spooky "baby casket" out there...
Apparently, out in their small town in west Texas there was this "haunted" house where kids would go out at night, claiming there was a spooky "baby casket" out there...
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
Wandered into a little boutique this afternoon and the owner invited us to her upcoming "vision boarding" event. My friend scanned the QR code and after we left, she had me guess how much it costs to attend.
Friend: Guess how much
Me: $75?
Friend: Oh girl, nooo, higher...
Friend: Guess how much
Me: $75?
Friend: Oh girl, nooo, higher...
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Wandered into a little boutique this afternoon and the owner invited us to her upcoming "vision boarding" event. My friend scanned the QR code and after we left, she had me guess how much it costs to attend.
Friend: Guess how much
Me: $75?
Friend: Oh girl, nooo, higher...
Friend: Guess how much
Me: $75?
Friend: Oh girl, nooo, higher...
I hate how I only just learned that Bootylicious sampled Edge of Seventeen.
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I hate how I only just learned that Bootylicious sampled Edge of Seventeen.
Participating in the Get My Dad to Drive Faster Than 25 in a 40 Challenge.
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Participating in the Get My Dad to Drive Faster Than 25 in a 40 Challenge.
It's not just that I can't afford to buy a house, it's that houses in my area are ugly af.
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It's not just that I can't afford to buy a house, it's that houses in my area are ugly af.
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🥵🚫👖🤰
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
🥵🚫👖🤰
Trying to lead another client workshop at 3pm on a Friday and can't even remember my own name right now.
My brain is just buttered toast.
My brain is just buttered toast.
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Trying to lead another client workshop at 3pm on a Friday and can't even remember my own name right now.
My brain is just buttered toast.
My brain is just buttered toast.
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“Helsinki hasn’t registered a single traffic-related fatality in the past year…Citing data that shows the risk of pedestrian fatality is cut in half by reducing a car’s speed from 40 to 30km/hr, city officials imposed the lower limit in most of Helsinki’s residential areas & city center in 2021.”
Helsinki just went a full year without a single traffic death
The capital city is Finnish’ed with car-related fatalities.
www.politico.eu
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 AM
“Helsinki hasn’t registered a single traffic-related fatality in the past year…Citing data that shows the risk of pedestrian fatality is cut in half by reducing a car’s speed from 40 to 30km/hr, city officials imposed the lower limit in most of Helsinki’s residential areas & city center in 2021.”
Every time I look at my partnered friends, I get the feeling they haven't spent much time doing weird things while alone.
I may be wrong, but just a gut feeling.
I may be wrong, but just a gut feeling.
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Every time I look at my partnered friends, I get the feeling they haven't spent much time doing weird things while alone.
I may be wrong, but just a gut feeling.
I may be wrong, but just a gut feeling.
Gonna go to Ikea and get that veggie dog with the mac and cheese on top.
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Gonna go to Ikea and get that veggie dog with the mac and cheese on top.
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“I told everybody: ‘I’m retired, I sit home all day. If we get any reports of ICE in the neighborhood, somebody text me, and I’ll run over on my scooter and go yell at them.’”
Another example of something people would actually do with universal basic income.
Another example of something people would actually do with universal basic income.
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“I told everybody: ‘I’m retired, I sit home all day. If we get any reports of ICE in the neighborhood, somebody text me, and I’ll run over on my scooter and go yell at them.’”
Another example of something people would actually do with universal basic income.
Another example of something people would actually do with universal basic income.
My digital media professor in 2010: "No one on these new social platforms cares about what your cat ate for breakfast. They want a perspective. A thought-provoking message."
Every internet user by 2025: "For the love of god, show me your CAT AND YOUR FUCKING BREAKFAST."
Every internet user by 2025: "For the love of god, show me your CAT AND YOUR FUCKING BREAKFAST."
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
My digital media professor in 2010: "No one on these new social platforms cares about what your cat ate for breakfast. They want a perspective. A thought-provoking message."
Every internet user by 2025: "For the love of god, show me your CAT AND YOUR FUCKING BREAKFAST."
Every internet user by 2025: "For the love of god, show me your CAT AND YOUR FUCKING BREAKFAST."
I want nothing more in this life than a pack of Miffy nail stickers
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I want nothing more in this life than a pack of Miffy nail stickers
Do I really love Vancouver or was I just lured in by the comprehensive transit and abundant 24-hr bakeries? 😔
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Do I really love Vancouver or was I just lured in by the comprehensive transit and abundant 24-hr bakeries? 😔
Today was the kind of day that makes me wanna grab a fistful of chocolate cake and just shove it into my gaping maw.
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Today was the kind of day that makes me wanna grab a fistful of chocolate cake and just shove it into my gaping maw.