Noah 🪻
@noahbogart.com
he/him - cis - straight - white
father of 3
unitarian universalist & member of DSA
i love #clojure
living in the shadow of grief
friend of eggbug
profile pic commissioned from https://www.patreon.com/icelevel
NoahTheDuke elsewhere
father of 3
unitarian universalist & member of DSA
i love #clojure
living in the shadow of grief
friend of eggbug
profile pic commissioned from https://www.patreon.com/icelevel
NoahTheDuke elsewhere
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Noah 🪻
@noahbogart.com
· Nov 11
I'm Noah. I am not a good poster. I've got a wife and two kids and a house in the suburbs. I like #metal & #pop & the #bengals.
I build:
* Splint (github.com/noahtheduke/...), a #clojure linter focused on style and code shape.
* Lazytest (github.com/noahtheduke/...), a Clojure #bdd test framework.
I build:
* Splint (github.com/noahtheduke/...), a #clojure linter focused on style and code shape.
* Lazytest (github.com/noahtheduke/...), a Clojure #bdd test framework.
one of my favorite games i played this past year. really beautiful music, some great character writing, pleasant and chill "cozy" base building and farming mechanics. made me cry multiple times. my only critique is i ran out of energy for it by the end. took me ~30 hours and i felt done at ~20.
Spiritfarer (PS4) is $9.99 on Amazon (sold by Curbside Group) buff.ly/0sLMxwx #ad
January 7, 2026 at 1:59 PM
one of my favorite games i played this past year. really beautiful music, some great character writing, pleasant and chill "cozy" base building and farming mechanics. made me cry multiple times. my only critique is i ran out of energy for it by the end. took me ~30 hours and i felt done at ~20.
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cohost proved this idea wrong btw
my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.
January 7, 2026 at 8:03 AM
cohost proved this idea wrong btw
it's fucked up that NDAs can be written to keep you from talking about a project even after it's completed. should be illegal imo
January 6, 2026 at 7:07 PM
it's fucked up that NDAs can be written to keep you from talking about a project even after it's completed. should be illegal imo
3 year old: "fuckin freakin goddamn. papa, i said fuckin freakin goddamn."
me: "i heard you buddy"
him: "haha yeah"
me: "i heard you buddy"
him: "haha yeah"
January 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
3 year old: "fuckin freakin goddamn. papa, i said fuckin freakin goddamn."
me: "i heard you buddy"
him: "haha yeah"
me: "i heard you buddy"
him: "haha yeah"
i hate that all search engines now assume i want to search for related words, not the things i've typed. i put in "officer" and it gives me "the office" posts. i type "corn", and it gives me "corner". i want the explicit fucking thing i have typed, fuck you
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
i hate that all search engines now assume i want to search for related words, not the things i've typed. i put in "officer" and it gives me "the office" posts. i type "corn", and it gives me "corner". i want the explicit fucking thing i have typed, fuck you
zeugma balls
We had no choice but to hear you.
You stated your case time and again.
You stated your case time and again.
January 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM
zeugma balls
how it feels to look at open tickets for my libraries after a long holiday
January 6, 2026 at 2:54 PM
how it feels to look at open tickets for my libraries after a long holiday
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damn girl are you from mississippi because you are the only miss who’s piss i’d want to sippi
January 6, 2026 at 11:46 AM
damn girl are you from mississippi because you are the only miss who’s piss i’d want to sippi
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Me: no prisons
Also me: special torture dungeons specifically for tech executive fuckwits that are enabling this.
Also me: special torture dungeons specifically for tech executive fuckwits that are enabling this.
January 6, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Me: no prisons
Also me: special torture dungeons specifically for tech executive fuckwits that are enabling this.
Also me: special torture dungeons specifically for tech executive fuckwits that are enabling this.
i got a reply from someone to a post i made, i clicked on the reply from notifications and liked it. and then i navigated away, and now i can't see the post anymore. i used pdsls.dev to find the post, and then clicked the "open on bluesky" and there it is. but if i leave, it disappears again.
PDSls
Browse the public data on atproto
pdsls.dev
January 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM
i got a reply from someone to a post i made, i clicked on the reply from notifications and liked it. and then i navigated away, and now i can't see the post anymore. i used pdsls.dev to find the post, and then clicked the "open on bluesky" and there it is. but if i leave, it disappears again.
ETERNAL STRANDS HYYYYYYYYYYYPE
As for my own picks, Eternal Strands was probably the biggest over-achiever, as one of my nine favorite games of the year (alongside Blue Prince, Ghost of Yotei, Tiny Bookshop and more)
Plus: The ever-improving Star Wars Outlaws got patched into becoming a belated top pick for 2024!
Plus: The ever-improving Star Wars Outlaws got patched into becoming a belated top pick for 2024!
January 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
ETERNAL STRANDS HYYYYYYYYYYYPE
i played a couple more hours of assassin's creed shadows, and despite my best efforts, this is a really poor game and gaming experience.
January 5, 2026 at 3:29 AM
i played a couple more hours of assassin's creed shadows, and despite my best efforts, this is a really poor game and gaming experience.
whe- when she- when s- you know, like w when, uhh when she like uhh when she
January 5, 2026 at 1:54 AM
whe- when she- when s- you know, like w when, uhh when she like uhh when she
dear lazyweb, i want to commission erotic fanart. who do i speak to about this?
January 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
dear lazyweb, i want to commission erotic fanart. who do i speak to about this?
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Reading the Gas Town article and man brain is absolutely cooked on spitting out code. Felt like reading an addicts thoughts in the middle of a relapse. i can’t understand wanting to spit out software fast for the sake of it rather than with intent
January 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Reading the Gas Town article and man brain is absolutely cooked on spitting out code. Felt like reading an addicts thoughts in the middle of a relapse. i can’t understand wanting to spit out software fast for the sake of it rather than with intent
me irl
[0011815] Adventurer Who Never Becomes Angry Exhales Sharply When Becoming Angry
January 4, 2026 at 4:12 PM
me irl
i said i wouldn't buy any games in 2026, but does it count if it's during the 2025 winter sale?
January 4, 2026 at 3:35 PM
i said i wouldn't buy any games in 2026, but does it count if it's during the 2025 winter sale?
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been like this since _at least_ 1920s, if you don't believe me, ask one of the only double medal of honor recipients en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Is_... bsky.app/profile/leya...
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 4, 2026 at 2:08 AM
been like this since _at least_ 1920s, if you don't believe me, ask one of the only double medal of honor recipients en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Is_... bsky.app/profile/leya...
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this raises certain questions, and answers others, and some of those answers raise yet further questions. doors are opened, literally and figuratively, just as windows are closed and/or opened. will we go in one? out another? we must grapple, clear-eyed, with all of these things and more
President Trump’s actions today with Venezuela raise more questions than answers. Is America going to be involved in running and stabilizing Venezuela? Today's actions raise many questions about the stability of the region and our policy towards South America.
January 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
this raises certain questions, and answers others, and some of those answers raise yet further questions. doors are opened, literally and figuratively, just as windows are closed and/or opened. will we go in one? out another? we must grapple, clear-eyed, with all of these things and more
link's awakening remix? let's fucking go
OverClocked ReMix has just posted it's 5000th ReMix, which also happens to be my first new OCR track in a decade. If you like video game music and/or classic rock, check it out!
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening "Hotel Koholint" OC ReMix
OC ReMix presents a FREE video game remix MP3: The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening "Hotel Koholint" by Geoffrey Taucer
ocremix.org
January 3, 2026 at 11:51 PM
link's awakening remix? let's fucking go
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
they should invent a kitchen that has all the ingredients you need already, instead of a kitchen that's perpetually missing one to two items, even when you just went to the store
January 3, 2026 at 1:02 PM
they should invent a kitchen that has all the ingredients you need already, instead of a kitchen that's perpetually missing one to two items, even when you just went to the store
there's no eternal strands erotic art. i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed. i can't even draw stick figures right so i can't fill this gap but i _need_ brynn x cas and spindle x axel. maybe i'll commission it when i get some extra money...
January 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
there's no eternal strands erotic art. i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed. i can't even draw stick figures right so i can't fill this gap but i _need_ brynn x cas and spindle x axel. maybe i'll commission it when i get some extra money...
i need video games to include speed modifiers for spoken voices. most voice acting is slow and deliberate, which is good for understanding, but it can be painful when someone is too weighty, too deliberate and slow.
January 1, 2026 at 2:19 AM
i need video games to include speed modifiers for spoken voices. most voice acting is slow and deliberate, which is good for understanding, but it can be painful when someone is too weighty, too deliberate and slow.
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Outlook for the new year ...