Noah 🪻
@noahbogart.com
he/him - cis - straight - white
father of 3
unitarian universalist & member of DSA
i love #clojure
living in the shadow of grief
friend of eggbug
profile pic commissioned from https://www.patreon.com/icelevel
NoahTheDuke elsewhere
father of 3
unitarian universalist & member of DSA
i love #clojure
living in the shadow of grief
friend of eggbug
profile pic commissioned from https://www.patreon.com/icelevel
NoahTheDuke elsewhere
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Noah 🪻
@noahbogart.com
· Nov 11
I'm Noah. I am not a good poster. I've got a wife and two kids and a house in the suburbs. I like #metal & #pop & the #bengals.
I build:
* Splint (github.com/noahtheduke/...), a #clojure linter focused on style and code shape.
* Lazytest (github.com/noahtheduke/...), a Clojure #bdd test framework.
I build:
* Splint (github.com/noahtheduke/...), a #clojure linter focused on style and code shape.
* Lazytest (github.com/noahtheduke/...), a Clojure #bdd test framework.
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it is so unbelievably successful in fact that modern civil society simply refuses to violate terms of service at cops and billionaires. while this is “suboptimal” it is also a symptom of catastrophic levels of success and achievement which are objectively good. merely incomplete
November 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
it is so unbelievably successful in fact that modern civil society simply refuses to violate terms of service at cops and billionaires. while this is “suboptimal” it is also a symptom of catastrophic levels of success and achievement which are objectively good. merely incomplete
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i’m sorry but “games for impact” gotta be the most condescending bullshit ever
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
i’m sorry but “games for impact” gotta be the most condescending bullshit ever
playing Is This Seat Taken by @potipoti.studio feels like i'm manually solving a constraint problem @hillelwayne.com writes about.
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
playing Is This Seat Taken by @potipoti.studio feels like i'm manually solving a constraint problem @hillelwayne.com writes about.
lazyweb: anyone have digital camera recommendations? it's time to ditch my future phone and become a single purpose-device nerd.
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
lazyweb: anyone have digital camera recommendations? it's time to ditch my future phone and become a single purpose-device nerd.
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everyone you love will die before you or be left behind by you. this is an inalienable fact, a very large one, and one you kind of have to fit it in your head if you're gonna have any chance of living well, even though it tries its best not to fit. this is being human. you should not run from it
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
everyone you love will die before you or be left behind by you. this is an inalienable fact, a very large one, and one you kind of have to fit it in your head if you're gonna have any chance of living well, even though it tries its best not to fit. this is being human. you should not run from it
another L for universal grammar
In 2023, Chomsky told WSJ about his relationship with Epstein: “First response is that it is none of your business. Or anyone’s. Second is that I knew him and we met occasionally.”
Epstein: you are of course welcome to use apt in new york with your new leisure time, or visit new Mexico again
Epstein: you are of course welcome to use apt in new york with your new leisure time, or visit new Mexico again
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
another L for universal grammar
hey @gameinformer.com, most of #372 is great, but writing single sentence reviews for a bunch of games is really cheap. especially when you're giving them 9.25s. y'all wrote more about marvel snap in this issue than you did about And Roger or Drag x Drive.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
hey @gameinformer.com, most of #372 is great, but writing single sentence reviews for a bunch of games is really cheap. especially when you're giving them 9.25s. y'all wrote more about marvel snap in this issue than you did about And Roger or Drag x Drive.
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Using the r slur but wokely
genuine question: do you have brain damage
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Using the r slur but wokely
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...
as someone with my name in the credits of the first release, it's hard to overstate my love and appreciation for apocalypse world. @lumpley.bsky.social and @megueyb.bsky.social have proven their prowess time and time again.
i am so excited to read and play this
as someone with my name in the credits of the first release, it's hard to overstate my love and appreciation for apocalypse world. @lumpley.bsky.social and @megueyb.bsky.social have proven their prowess time and time again.
i am so excited to read and play this
Apocalypse World: Burned Over
The 3rd edition of the groundbreaking original.
www.kickstarter.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...
as someone with my name in the credits of the first release, it's hard to overstate my love and appreciation for apocalypse world. @lumpley.bsky.social and @megueyb.bsky.social have proven their prowess time and time again.
i am so excited to read and play this
as someone with my name in the credits of the first release, it's hard to overstate my love and appreciation for apocalypse world. @lumpley.bsky.social and @megueyb.bsky.social have proven their prowess time and time again.
i am so excited to read and play this
my favorite part of my job: post in our team channel that i need help with something. someone says "let's hop on a call to fix it" an hour later. we hop on the call, walk through it. after the call, i send them a private message asking a clarifying question, and they don't respond for hours.
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
my favorite part of my job: post in our team channel that i need help with something. someone says "let's hop on a call to fix it" an hour later. we hop on the call, walk through it. after the call, i send them a private message asking a clarifying question, and they don't respond for hours.
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that being said, we have less control over the final result of who we are than we think, and every still frame of us changes from one moment to the next
November 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
that being said, we have less control over the final result of who we are than we think, and every still frame of us changes from one moment to the next
pre internet Fanny Farmer cookbook is the GOAT. my 5y/o asked for french toast, so i opened it up to page 545, added a little vanilla extract to the batter, and made french toast. incredible
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM
pre internet Fanny Farmer cookbook is the GOAT. my 5y/o asked for french toast, so i opened it up to page 545, added a little vanilla extract to the batter, and made french toast. incredible
i remember a blogpost from like 10-15 years ago about how the author views github PRs as the "unit of change", not git commits. the example they gave was commits that had a single emoji as the message. i thought it was by @steveklabnik.com but i looked over his blogs and didn't see it. anyone know?
October 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
i remember a blogpost from like 10-15 years ago about how the author views github PRs as the "unit of change", not git commits. the example they gave was commits that had a single emoji as the message. i thought it was by @steveklabnik.com but i looked over his blogs and didn't see it. anyone know?
it's poignant to think vanessa carlton will never release another album. maybe she will, maybe she won't, but we're rounding the corner on 6 years and there's no indication.
6 albums, each nearly perfect, is a pretty good run. but it would be nice to hear her again.
6 albums, each nearly perfect, is a pretty good run. but it would be nice to hear her again.
October 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
it's poignant to think vanessa carlton will never release another album. maybe she will, maybe she won't, but we're rounding the corner on 6 years and there's no indication.
6 albums, each nearly perfect, is a pretty good run. but it would be nice to hear her again.
6 albums, each nearly perfect, is a pretty good run. but it would be nice to hear her again.
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you would think if Ed Zitron had a conflict of interest about his AI reporting his writing on it would read less like he wants basically every tech ceo to die in a cybertruck explosion
October 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
you would think if Ed Zitron had a conflict of interest about his AI reporting his writing on it would read less like he wants basically every tech ceo to die in a cybertruck explosion
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Hold on, we should let the clocks go back an hour this weekend, just for the extra hour of sleep.
Then we abolish daylights saving time because losing an hour in the Spring sucks.
Then we abolish daylights saving time because losing an hour in the Spring sucks.
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hold on, we should let the clocks go back an hour this weekend, just for the extra hour of sleep.
Then we abolish daylights saving time because losing an hour in the Spring sucks.
Then we abolish daylights saving time because losing an hour in the Spring sucks.
i want a cookbook that lists the cooking utensils needed as well as the ingredients.
October 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
i want a cookbook that lists the cooking utensils needed as well as the ingredients.
the astro bot god of war level is better than all of god of war 2018
October 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
the astro bot god of war level is better than all of god of war 2018
to live is to be owned by cracked devs at every moment of your life until you die
October 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
to live is to be owned by cracked devs at every moment of your life until you die
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As we practice our craft to produce our art, we draw on all that background, the food & music & mythology & material culture that is the soil we were born into. Creating something new to share with others is us just adding to the interconnected web for the next generation to discover & draw from.
October 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
As we practice our craft to produce our art, we draw on all that background, the food & music & mythology & material culture that is the soil we were born into. Creating something new to share with others is us just adding to the interconnected web for the next generation to discover & draw from.
hey @rangedtouch.bsky.social wanna update your webbed site to list all of the other episodes from shelved by genre? i wanna send the specific neuromancer episode to my brother.
October 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
hey @rangedtouch.bsky.social wanna update your webbed site to list all of the other episodes from shelved by genre? i wanna send the specific neuromancer episode to my brother.
in 2005 i found rpg.net which led me to reading Dogs in the Vineyard. i started reading The Forge and @lumpley.bsky.social's blog, playtested Apocalypse World, and have never recovered lol
October 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
in 2005 i found rpg.net which led me to reading Dogs in the Vineyard. i started reading The Forge and @lumpley.bsky.social's blog, playtested Apocalypse World, and have never recovered lol
i think every time zac taylor issues a running play, he should lose a toe.
October 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
i think every time zac taylor issues a running play, he should lose a toe.
man's not rich enough for a custom hat, but you think he's invited to the island?
October 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
man's not rich enough for a custom hat, but you think he's invited to the island?
progress update: i have a working interpreter with multiple exas and file manipulation. i also have a rudimentary string reader so i can convert a string of instructions into actual instructions.
i need to figure out movement between hosts (rooms) and a textual representation of rooms and links.
i need to figure out movement between hosts (rooms) and a textual representation of rooms and links.
1/ okay plt folks, i'm mulling over an interesting problem and i'm going to rubber duck y'all.
i've started following the Bytecode Virtual Machine portion of Crafting Interpreters, but the VM i want to build is significantly weirder than the one Bob is leading me to build.
i've started following the Bytecode Virtual Machine portion of Crafting Interpreters, but the VM i want to build is significantly weirder than the one Bob is leading me to build.
October 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
progress update: i have a working interpreter with multiple exas and file manipulation. i also have a rudimentary string reader so i can convert a string of instructions into actual instructions.
i need to figure out movement between hosts (rooms) and a textual representation of rooms and links.
i need to figure out movement between hosts (rooms) and a textual representation of rooms and links.