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NinjaCranberrion Esq.
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A ninja & cis white guy named Marion. Bi, far left, socialist, & I love Zelda, AEW, and Gigi Murin. Master and ruler of the world & master of the powerbomb
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Just because it was just Pride month and I originally posted this on FB and the nazi site 10 years ago before it was a nazi site and to have it on record here:
Fuck, that was wild. I like how Moxley absolutely panics when put in a submission #aew
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Are... Are they gonna hang Darby? Are we about to see autoerotic asphyxiation? #aew
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Claudio is probably the strongest man in wrestling #aew
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Orange Cassidy is one of the best goddamn things in wrestling #aew
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I am gonna claw out your eyes, then down you to death #Hades2 #HadesII
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Fuck Ric Flair. That is all #aew
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Imagine having a guy named Richard Blood and being like "Nah. Make him Steamboat" #aew
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Pissed off Hangman is one of the most energizing people in wrestling #aew
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I... I don't think they're gonna lemme fuck Odysseus :(
This better mean you're finally gonna let me fuck Odysseus, Hades II!
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Hobbs has that cushion for the pushin. Motherfucker landed on his ass and bounced on that back body drop #aew
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Ghislaine Maxwell told the Deputy Attorney General (who is Trump’s personal attorney) that Trump had never been to Epstein’s house. The DoJ had years-old emails proving that was a lie but still released that statement.

And now Ghislaine Maxwell has a new puppy, 3 meals a day, and healthcare access…
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein said Trump was worse than gross. Jeffrey Epstein.
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Karoline Leavitt TODAY said:

1. They are transparent about Epstein (but they haven’t released the files)

2. They are transparent about Trump’s MRI (except they still haven’t told us what body part was scanned and why
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Uh-oh. Steve Bannon is essentially saying to his fan base "Trump is a pedo but we need him for political power. Suck it."

That's a 180 from Karoline Leavitt this a.m., even after the #Epstein email releases, who says that Decomposing Dictator hasn't done anything wrong.

🦋 bsky.app/profile/ronf...
Sloppy Steve doing damage control with the cult today trying to talk them off the ledge.
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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UPDATE — Here are the at least 11 congressional Democrats, 11 Democratic-aligned organizations, and 6 Democratic Senate candidates calling for Chuck Schumer to resign as leader:
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Can Jews beat Minecraft? www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G3b...

Man, I am so glad I'm not religiously a Jew and just one by birth
Beating Minecraft, But I Can't Break the Laws of Judaism
YouTube video by GuyBordo
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
So uhh... I have no fucking clue what this note was supposed to mean
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Goddammit! I'll still ally with juggalos because they're not bad people, but Faygo is just plain good! That's why ICP used it in the first place! It doesn't make you a juggalo!
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Work Friend: My daughter really wants to try Faygo
Me: Is your child a Juggalo?
WF: No, she's just into this comic and they talk about it.
Me: Oh, Homestuck. So Juggalo by proxy.
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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TRUMP: You have to bring in talent

INGRAHAM: Well, we have plenty of talented people in America

TRUMP: No you don't. No.

INGRAHAM: We don't have talented people here?
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Sean Duffy: "what this country needs is fewer air traffic controllers, and for those who do show up to work to be demoralized"
Sean Duffy threatens "action" against air traffic controllers who didn't come to work during the shutdown: "I'm concerned about their patriotism."
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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"I build many ballrooms. In many buildings. It's my greatest strength, actually."

-- a thing the president of the United States said
INGRAHAM: Where did you get the stone?

TRUMP: Different places

INGRAHAM: Different places? Hmm
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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You have one job
Sean Duffy: "I can't guarantee safety"
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM