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Francis Ford Coprolite
@tsuri.bsky.social
Some fishposting, some silliness.
釣りとアウトドア遊びが好き
Median Bluesky user, random internet weirdo and absolute delight.
Pacific north west.
**Now with occasional bear and catposting.**
January 31, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Team we'll take what we can get gets a dub today.
January 27, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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Benito and friends at the gas station, their feet in the air
January 25, 2026 at 3:42 AM
The Atlantic never disappoints LOL.
unlike all the strident leftists who were correct too early, i am correct at exactly the right time
January 26, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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Liberals should stop making it everyone else’s problem that they lack the capability to imagine a better world
January 25, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Carney is gutting the state's ability to react in our interests every bit as aggressively as Mulroney, Chretien and Harper before him.
January 25, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Crow having words with young eagle on the trail this morning. Can’t quite make out what he’s saying.
January 25, 2026 at 7:04 PM
January 25, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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This is why nationalism is bunk and why I don’t trust flag wavers. Don’t kid yourself about who the enemy is
There may be hundreds of Canadian soldiers serving in America. Publicly available information suggests that several are deployed within units that have been carrying out some of Donald Trump’s most controversial orders
Canadian soldiers have been carrying out Donald Trump’s orders
As the American president becomes more aggressive, this is becoming a problem
econ.st
January 24, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Pleas Obama, don't fuck it up. Let them strike ;_;
The NBA is ‘postponing’ to try to sidestep the issue. Acting like this is some kind of natural disaster.

Nothing is going to change tomorrow.

It’s still essential that the teams strike.
January 24, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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security for protesters, right?
January 24, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Didn't Obama talk King James out of a similar strike threat back after the George Floyd murder? Which liberal elite gonna take the wind out of the sails now? One can hope, but there is recent history here - in the same town, no less.
It’s time.

I want the see Steve Kerr’s Warriors and Minneapolis’ Timberwolves agree that they simply cannot play this game tonight.

A strike in solidarity with the besieged city and its murdered and abducted residents.
January 24, 2026 at 9:41 PM
People keep saying that we need Nuremberg trials. We need better and more than that because they, on an historical level, didn't finish the job.
January 24, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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Katy Perry’s Friends Skeptical Of Alleged Powerful Boyfriend Who Lives In Canada https://theonion.com/katy-perrys-friends-skeptical-of-alleged-powerful-boyfriend-who-lives-in-canada/
January 23, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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ARTE
January 23, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Stares in....
normal dog, switzerland, 15th century
January 24, 2026 at 3:41 AM
They would never do this to a FIFA Peace Prize winner.
January 24, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Me (left) approving of and supporting anyone in this exact decision.
January 24, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Perfect. No notes. etc.
Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.

www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure
The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.
www.startribune.com
January 24, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I wish I could speak German so that I could understand the headline.
January 23, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Thank you, Mr. President.
Trump: “Dear Prime Minister Carney:
 
Please let this Letter serve to represent that the Board of Peace is withdrawing its invitation to you regarding Canada’s joining, what will be, the most prestigious Board of Leaders ever assembled, at any time.
 
Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
January 23, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Now we have the origin story for how all that art got where it went in Children of Men.
January 22, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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It's kinda amazing the depth and breadth of the positive reaction to the Carney Davos speech. I get it - Canadians like when int'l people laud us. But Carney said similar things during the election campaign and we've seen how he's governed since. I'm almost stupefied by how naive everyone is being.
January 22, 2026 at 12:23 AM
A specialty of the hometown cops. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saskato...
January 22, 2026 at 5:46 AM